Posts by Octavian

1. 2019-05-17 at 5:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Love spending time with my mother. She's anti drug but loves a drink. We should all cherish the times we have with our parents, (providing you have a good relationship).
   
   EDIT: My dad is a dick, I hope he gets AIDS
2. 2019-05-17 at 5:28 PM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All the Americans I interact with on a daily basis think I'm highly intelligent and refined. They think my Manchester accent is delightful when in fact back home it's viewed as the equivalent of a cross between a naw-wot-a-mean negroidian and a West Virginian backwoods hillbilly.
   
   Quite a few years ago I was at the immigration office in the line waiting to be fingerprinted with 200 hispanic folk…It comes to my turn and the guy looks up at me and says "oh! where are you from".."England" says I…he looks at the line and says loudly "That's what we need more of here!"…surprisingly racist I thought for an officer/agent at the immigration office…but thoroughly understandable of course..he even dabbed my fingers clean after he'd finished with the alcohol wipe whereas everyone else he just gave the wipe too.
   
   Step aside you dog…Englishman coming through.

   
   You are one user I would like to meet one day. I'll be seeing Zooks for sure by the year's end.
3. 2019-05-17 at 5:18 PM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then you are a product of miscegenation and rasse treason.

   
   Sure I am.
   
   
   I really would like to do one of those Ancestry tests to see what countries I'm connected to. My grandparents said we were pure bloods but I highly doubt it. All anglo saxons are a mix dutch/ english.
4. 2019-05-17 at 4:49 PM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   My mum is Scottish.
   
   Jon snow in this mother fucker.
5. 2019-05-17 at 4:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mashlehash Every day I wake up with giant run on dialogue reading in my head as if I was still reading posts from this site….some days I wake up to giant walls of post behind my eyes and I start reading it for a moment before realize it's gibberish.

   
   Autism will do that to you.
6. 2019-05-17 at 1:10 PM UTC in what kind of emasculated faggot would have a girlfriend
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   If you think Trump's salmon faced whore of a wife is trophy status then you should eat a led salad.
7. 2019-05-17 at 1:01 PM UTC in high lard intake is useful for weight loss
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Keto is shit apart from being able to go hours and hours without eating as your body sustains itself off fat.
   
   Turns you into a camel of sorts but without the hump.
8. 2019-05-17 at 12:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I imagine my kidneys to be shrivelled.
9. 2019-05-17 at 12:56 PM UTC in Am I the only one without an alt on here?
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson OP, what are you going to do with this information?

   
   Hand it to speccy for some serious spectral analysis.
10. 2019-05-17 at 10:26 AM UTC in high lard intake is useful for weight loss
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    On a Keto diet it is.
11. 2019-05-17 at 10:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    What is this dull lower back pain on either side?
    
    Kidney failure??
12. 2019-05-17 at 10:24 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Tesla Coil Fun Fact:
    
    Thunderbirds is made by a production company that used the portmantue of SuperMarioNation
    
    while Nintendo has a division of SuperMarioWorld
    
    Illuminati confirmed

    
    Also Nintendo is older than you think, a lot older.
13. 2019-05-17 at 1:10 AM UTC in Am I the only one without an alt on here?
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    If you have an alt it means you have failed and are now trying to adopt a new persona in the blind hope you can start again. This is Autism announced and bottom rung ladder mentality.
    
    If life is so hard and people's opinions matter so much on a site inhabited by retard, drug addicted, child molesting faggots that you have to make an alt you should immediately suicide. No matter how hard you try, no newfound validation will excuse the fact you adopted a personality cause you essentially failed first time.
    
    Take Mash, he's an ugly retarded fucking mess but he owns it and doesn't feel the need to adopt a new persona. I would imagine it would be hard especially if you go on TC and everyone knows your face anyway.
14. 2019-05-17 at 12:59 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by STER0S it's a character from the movie, "puppet masters".

    
    I thought it was that evil dude off Thunderbirds.
15. 2019-05-17 at 12:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator

    
    "He must have thought it was white boy day" - Gary Oldman, True Romance.
16. 2019-05-17 at 12:12 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    ***unsubscribes***
    
    
17. 2019-05-17 at 12:11 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Octavian motherfucker
18. 2019-05-17 at 12:11 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    No u
19. 2019-05-17 at 12:11 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Octavian motherfucker
20. 2019-05-17 at 12:10 AM UTC in Best thing about being so beta & British
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    No seriously, It's full of inbreds and what isn't inbred is imported Euro trash rapists, criminals from the enslaved union.