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2019-12-20 at 3:58 PM UTC in Who needs dating sites
Originally posted by blaster master You should rethink your master plan, those chicks only want your sperm and your child support.
Nah it's different over here unless you're on the kid's birth cert them bastards at child maintenance can't get you.
Originally posted by 1993 This is the last resort for getting a gf
I'm a free spirit, not after a relationship but these girls hint at it. -
2019-12-20 at 3:42 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-12-20 at 3:28 PM UTC in Who needs dating sites
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2019-12-20 at 3:26 PM UTC in Who needs dating sitesI found this co parenting site where hot single females are wanting sperm donors or a co parent, either way they want a baby so it's WIN-WIN!
Within an hour of putting my profile up I've been smashed in messages. From fat ugly Dykes that have the temerity of messaging to some A+ class stunners that want my babies.
Now I no longer have fucking Clap I can seed the human race with my beta genes and bag myself a hawt baby momma.
***WINNING*** -
2019-12-20 at 1:54 PM UTC in Check out my new plasma screen tv.Detail is good but it doesn't look like you.
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2019-12-20 at 1:52 PM UTC in Well Hung has a borderline personality disorder
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2019-12-20 at 12:59 PM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
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2019-12-20 at 12:58 PM UTC in Well Hung has a borderline personality disorder
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2019-12-20 at 12:49 PM UTC in Well Hung has a borderline personality disorder
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2019-12-20 at 12:23 PM UTC in week in the life of a weirdo
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2019-12-20 at 12:20 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country What if other people have the same idea and the prize is shared?
Some people do 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 - which is also a dumb idea, as if those numbers ever come up there will literally be 100 people to split the money between.
Yeah. I suppose something is better than nothing though. I think all the thousands of pounds wasted over 13 years on drugs and alcohol and what else it could have been spent on without feeling guilty. I'd happily spend 30/40 quid on tickets each month with set numbers. One could snort that within minutes.
Mad to think. -
2019-12-20 at 11:57 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
Originally posted by Solstice When i worked in a place selling lottery tickets there were so many nutjobs who thought they knew the formula to winners on scratch offs it was ridiculous. We had a regular who the boss would let come behind the counter to just look at the ticket rolls and she would claim she could tell which ones to buy by doing that.
Lol madness. -
2019-12-20 at 11:49 AM UTC in Christmas party later
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2019-12-20 at 11:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πStudying lottery numbers from Historic results. Obviously no patterns per se it doesn't take a genius to know that however there are numbers that are more frequent than others.
I'm going to pick 7 of the most common ones and just keep playing them for lyfe.
If I win I'll buy an Island were only NIS people can go and OD on drugs/ rehab/ DMT their fucking brains out. I'll call it Niggatopia. -
2019-12-20 at 11:22 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πFucks sake reading wiki on new star wars and already found a spoiler.
So Rey is Palpatine's grandaughter, FUCK!
Well I already assumed she was going to turn bad. -
2019-12-20 at 11:19 AM UTC in This is my ruck chairSo no one then.
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2019-12-20 at 11:18 AM UTC in Christmas party later
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2019-12-20 at 10:32 AM UTC in Christmas party laterI fucking HATE Christmas.
Blasphemous Pagan Idolatry.
Fat Paedophile in a red suit and people pretending to be nice to one another.
SHIT!
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2019-12-20 at 10:26 AM UTC in Hey Hydro, will you grant me one wish?
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2019-12-20 at 9:45 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πWHAT-IS-BUNDY?!