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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein Thank you! It’s fuqn ridiculous.. the man has been giving legit films since he was a frikn kid and he’s an amazing actor ya know .. it’s bogus

    Yeah he's actually my favourite besides Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein YouTubers have people who subscribe to their channel these channels are called subscriptions and people who follow these channels are called subbies or Subs :)

    Ahhhhh. I need a hobby. Sobriety and isolation/ poverty has left me beating my dick all day. I don't have the patience to read anymore which pisses me off. I blame loss of motivation. I'm a work in progress though, re healing.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein I want the best nominee to win..but that rarely happens

    One of the biggest movies of all time was Titanic and the whole crew got an Oscar except for Leo

    I even got an Oscar for it and I wasn’t even in it ..


    The director got one held it in the air and said he’s the king of the world
    Literally.. Leo’s big line in the movie.. forget the Oscars lol

    That guy has been passed over so many times it annoys me.

    Joaquin will obviously get best actor and Bradd Pitt will get best supporting.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Expected farting, she didn't fart.

    Me disappoint.
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein I just subbed to this guy who is like a master at sewing and he’s showing me things I never knew about sewing..

    Wait you a sub, like slave & master?

    Hawt
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Lengthy Saudis ravishing my anus ouch!
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I read about some Sheikh who got deported from the US for
    beating hookers and demand they fart in his face.

    They say a lot of people's sexual desires are conditioned from an early age. I just couldn't imagine young adolescents exploring fart porn WTF!!!
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Have you never watched fart porn before?

    Please no.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm going to drink my own piss.
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    I thought Bernie Sanders was pro commie.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox You wanna know what REAL gangsters do in prison check this shit out


    Wait did he cut the guy's dick off?

    He's hilarious anyway. Who the fuck sucks asshole, imagine if they farted.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by filtration All these fucking feelings because I turned off autopilot and then caught them feels… I need to go back to autopilot lol

    Start moonlighting as a serial killer, that always helps.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    I would miss it though, that really fucking sucks. I bet your family lament on the fact you got deported and tried to meet with a 12 year old.
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Fox Isn’t that the standard way to have sex

    No unlike you we don't have to bury or continually sleep with their dead bodies after.
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Jokes aside you need to wield the whip. Show that bitch who is boss. Have your hand on her throat and fuck her hard from behind, real savage like.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Lanosy? I love how all you retards on here include names in your stories like we fucking know them personally.

    I take it with a shit name like that you mean the landlord.
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by filtration "check your phone I think you'll like it"

    lol she's sent that to me by accident :D




    Originally posted by Fox Or she was just sending pics of dat pussy to him

    Yes. This, exactly!
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country OK so basically I found this tranny on that escorts site I like. Called up and made an appointment. Got to the house (same one as my previous hooker story - guess it must be a brothel or something). The girl greeted me in underwear and had me kiss her straight away, which was great and really set the mood. She was really sweet and lighthearted all throughout.

    We kissed for a long time, and I sucked her dick a little before she pulled on a condom, as she doesn't do unprotected. So then she basically did a thing where she pushed her dick down my throat, which was pretty interesting. I'd never had sex with someone with a penis before. Then she had me bend over, and she fucked my ass a little, which again was pretty interesting. Not unpleasant, but nothing special.

    Then we kissed some more and wound up where I was rubbing her dick and she was rubbing mine and we were kissing. Hard to describe how our hands were, but I had one hand on her dick and the other around her holding her to me. It was pretty hot and went on a while.

    Then she bent over on the bed and I fucked her ass. It was my first time fucking a born-male ass (and only second time overall). It was incredibly tight and felt great, and I soon came.

    After I came she helped me clean up, and we kissed some more and some more play. It was a fun experience. She told me she was from Spain and had been in Ireland just one month. Her english vocabulary was pretty limited. The kissing was my favourite part - something most hookers don't really do - and she really seemed to like it too.

    Then she offered me a shower (alone) and we talked and kissed a little more.

    It was lots of fun, and I'd definitely do it again.

    Soy I like you and have no problems with your own preferences.

    Myself, I've become disillusioned with this world and wish I had been aborted, or maybe lived in a different era?
  19. Octavian motherfucker
    I've noticed my attention is really fucked. I've had bad headaches lately but this is worrying somewhat. I could be reading something then be thinking of something else and be like, "wtf did I just read?".

    I'm going mad.

    Brain tumors?
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by CandyRein What causes someone to get a restraining order against them for camping out in the woods by their ex house like you.. if not extreme thirst …lmao

    DH sounded like a Soap opera.
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