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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    I CAN SMELL PORK CHOPS
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Ok ok ok guys no need to thank me.
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Omg wish I was.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    "I think I'm dumb, but maybe just happy now" 🎵
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you just waking up? You were drinking wine roight? Its 7 am there roight?

    Still awake.


    I'M STILL AWAKE MATE.

    JUST MAKE SOME CHEESE SANDWICHES.

    Trying to muster some energy to wank myself to death before the sun fucking roasts me, heard it's 'gonna be a hot one.
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by WellHung and u have been doing it, mate. u have been doing it well.

    Matthew is my sponsor
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi https://mobile.twitter.com/breaking911/status/1266221596815089664?s=21

    Why is the Midwest so based?


    Why is your nose so fucking big .Seriously?

    Like, this girl I'm in bed with now caught me browsing this forum and was like:

    "OMG. HE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK NOSE, I HAVE EVER SEEN".

    How does this make you feel doe?


    "Can you imagine?"- Wariat
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Makes a difference. Not snorted in over 4 months.

    Anyways

    She was like. "OMGZ so proud of you, all the girls want to suck your dick anyway, you are doing so well just drinking."

    So I'm thinking, yeah.

    I can do this.
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    SORRY, sorry. Bong smokers is like...a "coming of age thing".

    Habitual bong smokers, from experience, were victims of incest...
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Drinking "DINO"
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Grylls

    When he questioned being nig and i stabbed him.in the neck.

    He loved the red wine doe.

    Last words: "Sectral got demodded??"
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls Yo which wine?

    I got chardonnay but its 3:25 ahhh shit

    Omgz still 13% doe
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Hey lads

    Ever had a bird squat on your face.

    Like...

    Flange lips pure caressing one's face?

    HEAVEN
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    My mom fell asleep, just robbed her wine..



    Hahahahahaha

    OMGZ White wine doe
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    WHAT DO U FINK MMQ???
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    HE FUXKING TXT'S M'KAY
  17. Octavian motherfucker
    Yeah so I expect this to be bumped from time to time I'll start it off.

    Sploo - fucking gay faggot you were annoying. When you first appeared on Zoklet I knew you just wanted to be apart of the culture. Be as it may you settled in and pissed a lot of gonts off. (Impressive). I can't actually believe you are gone. You pissed me off enough to warrant your own suicide on Zoklet but alas, I didn't really want that. You matured and although we all have our own vices, fucking IMMODIUM of all things was your undoing.

    Rest in Peace bro.


    Diet Piano

    I only knew you for a short time so I feel bad cause I can't fill this "obituary" with many "anecdotes". The short space of time we talked on the private chat I thought you a good human. I was honestly saddened by your departure. RIP NIG.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    He's actually a real person.

    That.

    That's the hard fact.

    Not that he's invented.

    But that such a man exists...


    WHA U FINK STAR TREK???

  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Feelin' really sexy, u?
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    OMGZ BBZ WHAT WE ALL FEELIN' RIGHT NOW??

    MMQ?
    §m£ÂgØL?
    GRYLLS?
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