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Posts by Octavian

  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Wha do u think Star Trek?
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls ITS OKEY I FORGIVE YOU

    WE CAN TALK LATER

    IM GOING BACK TO BED WITH THAT jedi NOSE FAGGITS MOM

    GONNA GIVE HER A GOOD SEEING TO

    SOUNDS GOOD M8
  3. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls REPLY ME VOICEMAIL

    OK BBZ SORRY I DIDN'T CALL BACK THE OTHER NIGHT

    TALKING TO FINE HOE.
  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Grylls COT DAMN THEY BE SOME FINE LOOKIN SPECIMENS

    GONNA HAVE A FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST IN A COUPLE HOURS

    DEM EGGZ LOOK FITT.

    GOOD MORROW GRYLLS
  5. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm done with spirits, they make me go crazy. Started drinking white wine as it's lower %
  6. Octavian motherfucker
    I veto this request.

    Reason: Hunchback has a cock nose and is clearly Juden.
  7. Octavian motherfucker
    I remember my first beer.
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Put the lotion on the skin, buffalo bill. Ur husband hàtes u 🌺

    I find this Ironic, if anything you're the fat bitch in the well.

    😂😂😂😂
  9. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL At one point, all my knuckles on both hands had a bunch of hairline fractures all over them, from knocking in so many heads. My knees were getting the same way, my elbows were getting soft and sore. Basically, my whole body started to display a lot of internal damage. I'd take on three guys in the parking lot at once and stagger away bloodied and ragged, but they'd all be laying out dead to the world. I always made sure. Laying there with just the whites of their eyes looking up to the sky. Went up against guys with weapons, guns, knives, clubs, chairs, you name it. I'm very good at disarming an opponent, and then they get it all the harder and longer.

    There was this one guy, though, I guess I was in my late 20's. I had him in a vice grip headlock of steel, there was no way he could break that hold, and I wailed on his face and head with my other fist for what seemed like a half hour. I delivered so many brutal shots right to his head, and he still wouldn't go lights out. I finally let go of him altogether and laid a series of my best shots straight to his head, front, sides, uppercuts, hooks, everything, and the damned bastard was still standing there with this dopey half smile. I couldn't believe it! I had never seen such a thing. I grabbed him by the head in both hands and slammed his full face right into my knee, and he just waddled backward after and just stood there looking dopey again, slightly swaying from side to side, but still didn't go down. His teeth were all smashed, his nose was ripped open, his lips were split right up the middles, a chunk of his ear was missing, blood running down his head, but still standing. Right there I thought must be losing it.

    So I grabbed him in a headlock again and started nailing shots straight to his head as hard as I possibly could, and he STILL wouldn't drop. I was like, I can't believe this shit! Then my friend said "just leave him", and I still gave him at least ten more measured shots straight to the side and back and front of his head, just drilling shots in, but he was still grunting and squirming around a bit and still had legs under him. So I finally gave up and just took my friend's advice, because he was right - this guy was never going down, unless you actually dismembered his body, and even then, I'd bet the parts would still have been moving around.

    Spectral the annihilator
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Durr eggs

    So dumb.

    Durr Cake

    So dumb.
  11. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Sudo So niggas SWIM may or may not have seen a movie where the SWIM coach's brothers, cousins ghost had a dream where their gf is definitely fucking pregnant so they have to get their life together. Problem is they're a small business owner and at the end of every day their body is killing them. They're doing pretty well considering (especially in terms of lyfestyle) apart from the mild all encompassing opiate addiction so that's pretty much the biggest thing they have to do. They need to be more organized too and likely getting off pills will help, however they are the biggest crutch ever and it's a problem.

    So fuck, pathetic but amazingly off drugs and being an amazing contributing member of society which is FUCKING WEIRD

    I'm confused. You going to be a dad?

    If so, congrats.
  12. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace just texted you. What kind of eggs did you make? I had some eggs for breakfast and a quiche for lunch and I think I might have eggs for dinner but its a lot of eggs and i forgot to text my mom to get more eggs like i said earlier so I'm running low on eggs and so i was like mom you forgot to get more eggs and she was like damn i forgot to get more eggs but you know what it's alright because I think I'm going to have eggs for dinner anyway.

    Text me.

    Just emailed

    Sent a pigeon

    Faxed

    Sent a telegram

    I had scrambled eggs. I am running low on eggs and need more.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    Gay liberal fuck
  14. Octavian motherfucker
    Why your hoe got dumbbells and bar bells lol.

    She butch?
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Just had some eggs, they were nice. Txt me boys, I miss you.
  16. Octavian motherfucker
    Don't forget to drown Chell and call it an accident. Her life insurance will still pay out and you can leave the plastic factory.
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  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Speaking of that fucking retard, how's his legal battle getting along?

  19. Octavian motherfucker
    Shit.
  20. Octavian motherfucker
    Shut up, Hunchback. Get a rhinoplasty. You are scaring everyone with your juden features.
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