2021-12-04 at 11:03 PM UTC
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Become a Serial Killer
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
Really Easy to Follow 7 Steps in Becoming a Serial Killer…..DUH 🙄
Step 1) Deliberately have no contact with any formal parents whether on the mom’s side or the father’s. As a child, hold pent up anger and blame the world for your misfortune. If you’re in a foster home, yell at your caretakers that they’re not your real parents.
Step 2) With all the time in the world, lay your curiosity on dead animals. Handle their corpses. If you can withstand the guts and gore, inspect the insides further by slicing through the belly of the creature and caring for it. It can be a squirrel, a rabbit, a possum, a cat, or a dog—it doesn’t matter. In the end, taking the head as a souvenir can be cathartic for your morbid fascination.
Step 3) Watch humans interacting daily. Watch from park benches, café seats, or bus stops. Imagine carving the skin of these people like a pumpkin on All Hallows’ Eve. Picture their blood drying on wallpaper, splotching on your clothes, their listless eyes turned up to show first snow.
Step 4) Create an alter-ego. Fantasize you are the most important person amongst a thousand of your body guards. You are the leader of forty legions of phantoms who shadow you around. You are worth something, no matter what anybody else says. You are one of a kind—and those others are nothing but a fleck of mote circling around your stratosphere.
Step 5) Remember: practice small and expand your horizon. By killing humans, you are doing them a favor. They’ve always wanted to die, you see. Their meaningless, drab life of waking up, going to work, returning home to rinse and repeat, straddling the night air like a tailcoat wanting to end, only to discover their cure for their ailments hides back in a clock on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday that comes along all too slowly. It’s the same as your never-ending torment that winds itself up and ticks toward its bottomless chasm.
Step 6) Select your victim. Follow her to her car. Appear lost; befuddled, pretend you are not of the area. Approach her slowly, smiling. Explain you need cash since your car is broken down at an intersection and is out of gas. You need a lift. Her hair maybe auburn, black, brunette, or blonde. Whatever the case, she steps back, hesitant. You notice her skin under the light, soft and supple. She denies your request. She runs, but before she can get any farther down the street yelling for help, you yank her hair and pull her back as she screams. You clamp a hand over her mouth. You muffle her, of course, to prevent drawing attention. Count the seconds. Slide the knife across the throat without puncturing and feel the pulse throb in her neck, oh how rapidly, begging to live. You pull her in; throw her in the vehicle, as you drive, the sharp instrument gleaming out in the open. She’ll cower and weep for her children, but do not be swayed. She’ll yammer on about her family history and how she must live, please don’t hurt her. Please don’t—I won’t tell anyone who you are. I swear, I swear to God. Assure her you’ll let her live if she complies. And she will—they always do.
Step 7) Make it quick. Hear how the heart beats so wildly. When you are finished, feel the life seep out of her slowly with glazed eyes. The face stiffening from rigor mortis, the stench of blood tickles your nostrils. Do you as you please with the body, because dead is dead. No one will find about your depraved acts until your next victim. You are God. Let them promise you. Let them swear. Eventually, detectives will come knocking and ask you questions. News reporters’ bulbs flash in your face as you are taken into the station. A movie is scripted in your name, inspired by you. In court hearing, a jury decides your fate. You plea insanity, but you know the truth: you can be sentenced for a lesser charge if you reveal the bodies of the rest of the corpses, which you should, even though some of them have passed through your stomach. You can lie about how many you’ve killed—stretch the truth—or never reveal where they were buried. But do not tell them about the phantoms or the voices or even I. You will become a legend.
This website sometimes features some good story telling.
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Originally posted by MuscleStud69
Proves mongos don't know either English or geography
no amounts of georgraphy or english or both is going to change the fact that your a dalit.
daa. fucking. leet.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Solstice
That's weird as fuck
I honestly think Biden is too far gone and doesn't know where he is half the time
the powers that be are just using him as a face for the public so it doesn't really matter if they switch him out for a lookalike to make appearances
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Originally posted by Wariat
I dont understand why Americans and its only Americans (maybe British also) care so much what one woman thinks or what she considers sexual harassment? I mean who cares its not illegal to harass people.
Back in my day sexual harassment was part and parcel of being a REAL man.
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Men are fed up with modern women too so it works out
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
awful quiet about my last postquote on every occasion i post it.the truth is a motherfucker.
tech aint no nigga gotta study ur posts to see you repete how god damned stupid you are every fuckn g time you post
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Technologist
I replied and told you that you folks are far from the majority. You’re lucky if 1/4 of the voters want trump back.
lol what a nutter
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Originally posted by DrugSmuggler
that’s nauseating
As it's meant to be.
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2021-11-11 at 1:29 PM UTC
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Reviving this community
Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo
This is not s suggestion for Lanny, it's for the userbase.
Rather than being retarded and always discussing each other, try discussing other shit. Let's talk about your hobbies and your interests.
We already have, it amounted to Gyrlls and his Lego and Hiki's PS2 circa 2006
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2021-11-02 at 11:16 AM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
Originally posted by Technologist
That’s firefighters dumbass.
I know that you bitter old clown.
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2021-11-01 at 1:52 PM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Originally posted by Technologist
You’re so smart. How can I get as smart as you🧐
By starting to have some common sense.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
The point is as soon as more morons who voted for Biden wake up the division will start to dissolve.
Both parties are run by the same groups of people.
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2021-11-01 at 1:44 AM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Technologist
Explain please…..
If he tells you the truth you will just call him names if it doesn't fit your views.
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2021-11-01 at 1:11 AM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Donald Trump
We're all soooo miserable.
Meanwhile the brave new America you support and worked so hard to bring into being is falling apart.
How does that make you feel?
She is so stupid she's goin down with the ship, standing right beside Biden on the
poop deck.
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2021-11-01 at 1:08 AM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Or when u care as much as u . Lol how embarrassing ur lack of self awareness.
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2021-11-01 at 12:55 AM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
Originally posted by Technologist
Gosh now the miserable fuck is here.
Read about 2 sentences of your drivel 😁
It won't end until zombies like you wake up or die.
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2021-11-01 at 12:54 AM UTC
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Opinion……How will this end?
Originally posted by Technologist
Gosh now the miserable fuck is here.
Read about 2 sentences of your drivel 😁
Just trying to give you a sense of perspective.
Mistake on my part.
Just go back to focusing on the latest Trump hoax, like a pig with their head in the slop bucket.
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2021-10-28 at 11:38 PM UTC
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#Noenhancement #naturalbeauty
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