Posts by Buff Billy

1. 2023-02-28 at 12:23 PM UTC in Reddit hints that U.S. now spying on its customers
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   It's true guys, I was sent a shut down notice to stop all financial service related activity, Britain just banned foreigners from opening crypto firms and is working with Canada to crack down hard and join gary gensler in the global war on crypto
   
   The same night I almost get hacked through a fucking facebook ad, during a year of record cracking down and shittery, and I got lannytard banned on my alt so now I gotta connect through the sneakernet . Also I got banned at twitter for posting details about petro and META aka facebook
   
   Nice day for a CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!! CANARY CHECK!!!
   dont ya think?
   
   Truth is folks there is no global network, no internet, it's ALL a wave of the hands magic trick to keep you slurping and asking for seconds. I should be discouraged and "wake up" to the world around me, fall in line etc but today is showing me more than ever, not only do I need the sneakernet batmesh but so does everyone else. I'm getting off this corrupt network and will build on fidonet, we tried to play along but it still wasn't good enough
   https://carnegieendowment.org/2022/03/31/government-internet-shutdowns-are-changing.-how-should-citizens-and-democracies-respond-pub-86687
   
2. 2020-10-22 at 9:53 PM UTC in The Lunk Alarm - Planet Fitness sucks!
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   I was lifting the heaviest weights I could find at planet fitness, in the zone working up a good sweat with my shirt off and then out of nowhere I hear WOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO The god damn LUNK ALARM it was flashing a bright blue light, I had no idea what the hell was going on I thought I popped a fucking blood vessel in my brain.
   
   Then staff walks up and starts talking shit saying I have to leave now or they will call the police. I had no idea what was going on, was still trying to catch my breath and drink some water and these women got all up in my face saying I was disrespecting their policy. They revoked my membership and told me never to come back
   
   I thought they were having one of those feminine episodes so I got out of there. Went home and googled "lunk alarm" and this is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever seen in my life, had no idea this existed.
   
   I was barely even grunting and yeah I was dropping the weights all over, it's what I do. I guess it's against policy to be too fit at planet fitness, more like planet fat ass.
   
   
3. 2019-01-19 at 11:25 PM UTC in I'm a progessive
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   Post more pictures of yourself you piece of ass
4. 2019-01-19 at 11:21 PM UTC in Bye Bye, Boo
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   None of you are gay like me so shut up! Homophobic pieces of crap!
5. 2019-01-19 at 11:17 PM UTC in I'm a progessive
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   I'm here clap-clap I'm queer clap clap get used to it clap
6. 2019-01-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in I don’t know any american football (soccer) players
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   I got some balls for them to kick around wink
7. 2019-01-19 at 11:14 PM UTC in I don’t know of any american snooker players
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   I can't watch sports makes me too hot in the trousers
8. 2019-01-19 at 11:13 PM UTC in Any of you stupid yanks here know about this bitch
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   I got something you can yank
9. 2019-01-19 at 11:12 PM UTC in I’m baaaaaaaack
   

   Buff Billy Houston
   Single?
10. 2019-01-19 at 11:09 PM UTC in I don’t know of any american rugby players
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    I do cuz they're buff and beautiful
11. 2019-01-19 at 2:44 PM UTC in Greatest combo ever discovered
    

    Buff Billy Houston

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my penis, your ass.

    
    Yes please
12. 2019-01-19 at 2:44 PM UTC in What games do you want made for VR
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    A penis sucking simulator
13. 2019-01-19 at 2:44 PM UTC in THIS IS A HOLD UP! Let go of your things or every last one of you faggots will die.
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    Please don't use that word
14. 2019-01-19 at 2:21 PM UTC in Bye Bye, Boo
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    Ta ta for now
15. 2019-01-19 at 2:20 PM UTC in LMRAO
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    You're getting me all hot and heavy
16. 2019-01-18 at 7:27 PM UTC in Unban infinityshock
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    DramAAA
17. 2019-01-18 at 7:25 PM UTC in Same boner, different day
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    Feel free to share!
18. 2019-01-18 at 7:23 PM UTC in Should I take off today? I have something to do.
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    You should take something off ;)
19. 2019-01-18 at 7:22 PM UTC in Creating chaos in a city
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    Shut down all the gay clubs. That would create all kinds of pandemonium!
20. 2019-01-18 at 7:40 AM UTC in I'm not very well endowed
    

    Buff Billy Houston
    I am big and I like BIG