Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So my long term girlfriend recently flew back to the Philippines to be with her mother who sadly died of cancer about 2 days ago, she asked me to accompany her as I’d never met her mum in person before but only on video calls
But after looking at the ticket prices (and her expecting me to pay) I had to say no so she went alone
Anyway for a couple of months now there’s this beautiful girl at the gym everyone has been eyeing up, like the place would just go silent when she walks in and only comes in to work on her ass
When I first saw her I was thinking I’d have no chance cause she’d be into all these massive steroid abusers and niggers
Anyway last night the gym was kinda empty and she was in again with no roid niggers around so I thought I’d take my chance to at least talk to her but I jumped right in by asking if she has a boyfriend 🤦🏽
Long story short she’d been single for a while and was always wondering why I never came over to talk to her before
Turns out she only lived near the gym and walks there, but I offered her a lift home for the sake of it - when she got in the car I went the wrong way (by accident but on purpose) and I pointed out where I live and she said “Oh looks nice”, so I just put it out there that she can come in and have a look so she did. I offered her a drink but she declined so I was like ok then “awkward moment now wtf do I do?” so I cracked a beer open and we just began talking with Netflix n ting on in the background - time flew by and I said I don’t worry you can stay here I’ll take you home in the morning - Fucking result! We had some mad sex, the horny bitch was more into it than I was
I got super early to get her back home because I was kinda in shock about how this just happened, but I made us a full English breakfast and woke her up gently saying breakfast is ready
I’m sat down at the kitchen table ready to tuck in thinking of something to keep her entertained with this weekend
She walks in and starts shouting at me in some fucking foreign language like I’d done something wrong
Then she said you’re all the same you never listened to a word I said, and just fucking walked out on me like that 😢
😐
Now I’m piecing it back together trying to remember what she actually told me omg…
FOR FUCK SAKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MOROCOONS ARE ISLAMIC
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Back then I didn’t care so much, I just took life as it came at me
Now after all the hard work I put in I’ve really cleaned up my act, it’s had its ups and downs but when you put your mind to it you know.. you really can achieve anything
I’m guess what I’m trying to say is, if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change
👟👟💪🏼💪🏼
Peace out, niggas
Grylls.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I know black people can but are niggers/sheboons legally allowed to drive like normal people or do they have to pass some kind of special retard test before even being considered as people in the US?
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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This typical blonde walked out of Tesco (supermarket here) with her phone hanging out of her ass pocket playing some nigger music thinking she was all gangsta and shit, got in her shitty corsa sxi and opened the window with the music blaring trying to look like a badass
Then without a care in the world reversed straight back into a taxi, BANG
Stupid bitch only cared about her image
It was so cringe
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