2021-09-19 at 3:32 PM UTC
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Panic attacks
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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STFU SPAZ OR I WILL DEMOLISH YOU
2021-09-19 at 3:15 PM UTC
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Hey vinny
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So she can get drunk, fuck whoever she wants, drink drive on a moped and fly a fuckin airplane
2021-09-19 at 3:13 PM UTC
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Hey vinny
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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My niece (who looks like an angel) youāre obsessed with is staying at mine tonight because itās closer to the crematorium weāre going to tomorrow
She turned sweet 16 yesterday
Hereās a list of things she can now do legally
Get married or register a civil partnership with consent
Drive a moped or invalid carriage
You can consent to sexual activity with others aged 16 and over (JELLY?)
Drink wine/beer with a meal if accompanied by someone over 18 (OOOOH)
Get a National Insurance number
Join a trade union
Work full-time if you have left school
Be paid national minimum wage for 16/17 year olds
Join the Armed Forces with parental consent
Change name by deed poll
Leave home with or without parental consent
In certain circumstances you must pay for prescriptions, dental treatment and eye tests
Choose a GP
Consent to medical treatment
Buy premium bonds
Pilot a glider (WTF?)
Buy a lottery ticket
Register as a blood donor, but you won't be called to give blood until you're 17
Apply for a passport without parental consent
2021-09-19 at 2:45 PM UTC
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Panic attacks
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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And I donāt take advice from pedos
Just had a nap too and feel even more godly
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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DTE STANDS FOR I LOVE NIGGER SHEBOON COCK ?Āæ
2021-09-19 at 1:21 PM UTC
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Panic attacks
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I beat ARLD and he didnāt yes Iām sorry for that but I was too strong to lose
Thatās why Iām so happy
2021-09-19 at 12:53 PM UTC
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Panic attacks
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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No I was admitted to hospital with ARLD and Iāve had all the relevant scans, still been discharged
Iām begging to go back so they can fix me but there theyāre having none of it
A mental health specialist also says thereās nothing wrong with me and they canāt help any further, it has to be panic attacks
I thought the enema would reveal something but obviously not
Ohhhh I get it
2021-09-19 at 11:15 AM UTC
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Panic attacks
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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My uncle died from ARLD Iāve seen the death certificate
Zero depression
Had an enema this morning too from a sexy nurse and still weāre none the wiser
Going for a final checkup at the hospital on Tuesday bloods etc etc then after that if i get discharged again thatās all they can do for me they said
Looks like I won at life
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Ever tried monitoring your piss to help track your weight loss?
I usually pee around 400ml at a time, that seems to be a godly amount
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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As of this morning I donāt pay for anything anymore, my local co-op just gave me a paper, weetabix and milk free of charge
Game over