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2021-10-29 at 8:18 AM UTC in I got my EU vaccine passport today
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2021-10-29 at 7:59 AM UTC in Hey bitch those be some fine ass lookin flowers is dey even real
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2021-10-29 at 7:55 AM UTC in which ethnicity or race of chicks
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood maybe indians because they wouldn't even taste the shit through all the curry lining their gums and also eating a white mans ass would be like 20 steps up from having to eat some old hairy indian man spicy curry ass because that's what your parents want.
Do they have Desi in Poland??
Why do Asians always want to have white skin??
Some poorer ones actually use talc
Fucking gross with all that fake shit on her face anyway, almost as fucked up as my nigga Destiny
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2021-10-29 at 7:16 AM UTC in Roshambo, XXXđ
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2021-10-29 at 7:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentHaven't seen a recent pic of you mmq
Letâs be honest you tried to put on at least a semi in that pic G (no homo) -
2021-10-29 at 7 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2021-10-29 at 6:56 AM UTC in Grylls Friday morning breakfast Alexa tips & tricks clubHere are some to keep you going this Freaky Friday
Be afraid. Be very afraidâŠ
Say, âAlexa, happy Halloweenâ.
Each time you open this skill you will hear a different, terrifying, monster.
âAlexa, trick or treat?â
âAlexa, set a reminder for your birthdayâ
âAlexa, what was Ed Sheeran's first single?â
âAlexa, open White Noiseâ
âAlexa, set a recurring alarm for 7AM to classical musicâ
Wake up every day to the sound of your favourite music genre.
âAlexa, call for helpâ
Designate one of your contacts as an Emergency Contact in the Amazon Alexa app. Once set up, Alexa will attempt to call and text your emergency contact when you say "Alexa, call for help., thereâs a wariat in my room"
âAlexa, what day is it?â
âAlexa, give me a chicken recipe for lunch, niggerâ
âAlexa, whatâs the weather today?â
To receive locally relevant results, make sure to set up your location in your Alexa App. Go to the Devices icon in the bottom right hand corner, Echo & Alexa, select your Echo device, add your address under Device Location.
âAlexa, read my audiobook bitchâ
âAlexa, turn on the TVâ
Control your Smart TV with the SmartThings skill. Turn the TV on/off, pause or resume content, or change the volume with just your voice.
âAlexa, sing me a songâ
âAlexa, what's on my to-do list?â
âAlexa, follow Mark Ronson on Amazon Musicâ
Follow your favourite artists on Amazon Music and receive notifications when they release new music.
âAlexa, whatâs my Flash Briefing?â
Manage your news in your Alexa app. Tap the More icon in the bottom right-hand corner, select Settings, Flash Briefing. Tap the Plus icon to select your favourite Flash Briefing skills and edit the order to customise what content plays first.
âAlexa, what is your favourite band?â
âAlexa, I love you. goodnightâ -
2021-10-29 at 12:45 AM UTC in How comemy tv has a sleep buttom but I donât
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2021-10-29 at 12:44 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionit was an asshole rash
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2021-10-29 at 12:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionit was a graveyard smash
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2021-10-29 at 12:27 AM UTC in #Noenhancement #naturalbeautyI wonder what its diet consists of because I doubt itâs the stereotypical fried chicken and watermelon
Actually no, coconut, watermelon and bananas are really good for you though just cut that bucket of fried fuckin chicken out -
2021-10-29 at 12:19 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by POLECAT lol, we have had a fire every night since september 15th
true story here -
my ass is still on fire from a huge shit i took earlier it was the biggest i ever had in my life i wish i took a pic of it was like the size of a forearm definitely blocked the fuck out of the toilet
a public toilet too but i knew it was gonna be a shit of epic proportions so i paid 20p to use a premium one
it was just after watching venom carnage (7.5/10 better than the first) i knew something big was brewing but didnt wanna miss anything then I put my mask on and hood up and quickly walked out then we went casino where i got idâd but didnt have any on me so I pulled my mask down and they was like ahhh nigga sup u aight go in (i had a little stubble)
the place was full of high rollers, mostly chinks and niggers
the niggers seemed to be winning a lot on roulette and swiftly moving from table to table wearing man purses and stinking of weed⊠hmmmm?
and how do the croupiers manage a table when they all look like ex crackheads who sorted their life out (god bless), maybe there were ex crack dealers too who knows
i lost ÂŁ17 placing 1 or 5 dolla bets a time (everyone else throwin 20s all over and winning big) but at one point i was way up and when I decided enough is enough when I went to cash out there was a nigga infront with a joint tucked behind his ear ready to smoke who cashed out 9 grand
i was like wtf and tried to play it cool so i said yo how much you up? but he just ignored me and bounced with his winnings
but i swear to god on a table opposite there was an english guy 200 grand up throwin chips at all his new âfriendsâ, now his table was crawling with security even though the place probably had half of its cameras pointing at him
I tried to slyly take a pic of his fat stacks but got caught in the act and told to delete it (data protection act, what the fuck)
in the end after watching him trying to get some tips id really just had enough because all he seemed to be doing was placing chips everywhere without a care in the world and still winning (probably covering 75% on the table so guessing thats why)
maybe he was a millionaire anyway and lost it all in the end just doing it for fun, must feel like doing a 200 grand healthy fat line of coke for him
for me it felt like doing some cheap ass homemade meth (never done it) ratboy would do
theres fucking levels man and that guy seems like a god to me now, i swear i would marry him if I was a chick (no homo?)
when i got home i just crashed out and woke up from a nightmare so bad (illegal bad, not scary bad) and wonder if that whole experience has anything to do with it
this story could go on i feel like ive missed missed out a lot but cba txting it now đ±
questions?
i took most of the autocorrect punctuation out for effect because it seems like a cool POLECAT thing and took me about an hour to type this fuck u I should go back to sleep but now Iâm gonna get some coconut water and banana (also true the potassium it helps me sleep)
And now Iâm so glad I only took out cash and not my wallet even though i didnt expect to end up at a cass
questions? -
2021-10-28 at 11:22 PM UTC in I had another weird dream. explain this to meI just woke up from a really fucked up dream, so fucked up im not allowed to talk about it
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2021-10-28 at 11:21 PM UTC in #Noenhancement #naturalbeautyno wtf
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2021-10-28 at 11:19 PM UTC in Roshambo, XXX
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2021-10-28 at 11:17 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2021-10-28 at 11:15 PM UTC in #Noenhancement #naturalbeautyq: whats black and dead
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2021-10-28 at 3:12 PM UTC in Severe child porn addictionTerrible
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2021-10-28 at 3:05 PM UTC in #Noenhancement #naturalbeauty
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2021-10-28 at 12:54 PM UTC in I had another weird dream. explain this to me
