2021-12-06 at 9:06 AM UTC
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Because the 3rd was shit I guess thats why I remember
But now I wanna see the new one except Morpheus isn’t in it or it’s his son in the trailer 🤷🏽♂️
Damn why do I keep remembering shit from the past
Could be this Christmas spirit
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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I’m sorry but this has to be mentioned because it’s true
I was looking for Christmas movies and I found “Scrooged” which most people should know of but then like a dumb fuck I realised I didn’t even know what the word Scrooge means so I looked it up as you do
Turns out a synonym of Scrooge is Niggard
niggard - noun
a mean grasping person who is usually stingy with money
“She was such a niggard that she refused to hand out candy at Halloween, saying it would cost too much money”
niggardly - adjective
ungenerous with money, time, etc.; mean
"he accused the Government of being unbelievably niggardly"
How fucking racist were movies in the past?
Trading Places is also racist as fuck
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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No no no!!! Bad bad bad all alcohol is bad
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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ZOMG how do you know where I live
Can’t we just pretend we’re mature foreign exchange students
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Is it the alcohol or are you just bipolar
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Yes but
It was like a subliminal rape or something?? Short wariat kinda story here but this one is true
I think I was around 15 on the bus towards home after fucking around with chav friends drinking cans of some cheap cider in the street
The bus was kinda busy with adults dressed up on the way to the city centre for a proper night out I guess so I found a seat and squashed up next to this girl who looked about my age
I had a can of cider left so I cracked it open for the journey home not having a care in the world and the fucker exploded all over me and the girl sat next to me including some of the people all dressed up for their night out
I felt so embarrassed and fucking stupid I had to apologise to everyone but that was that and I started drinking it but noticed her leg was soaked in the cider that went everywhere so I personally apologised to her and tried to help by wiping it off her leg
So to cut a long story short it turned out she lived just near me and it took another bus to get back..etc
I woke up really early in the morning to kick her out before my parents woke so I could wash my sheets too (peroid blood) nasty bitch
She recognised me on another bus a few days later but obviously avoided me out of embarrassment
I wonder where she is now in life because she was actually fucking beautiful, just young, dumb and having fun? 🥺
2021-12-05 at 6:38 PM UTC
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Drunk Fred
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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Yah that’s alcohol for ya
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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That’s not my opinion, that’s facts right there
Just don’t have a heart attack about it
I know you love saying my name, sexy isn’t it?
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
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So now I’ve gathered 4 facts about you
Dishonest
Retarded
Fat
Small penis
Discuss 👍🏽