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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Because the 3rd was shit I guess thats why I remember

    But now I wanna see the new one except Morpheus isn’t in it or it’s his son in the trailer 🤷🏽‍♂️

    Damn why do I keep remembering shit from the past

    Could be this Christmas spirit
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dude totally I'm in college 👍

    Great I hope your mom is a milf 👍🏼
  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I’m sorry but this has to be mentioned because it’s true

    I was looking for Christmas movies and I found “Scrooged” which most people should know of but then like a dumb fuck I realised I didn’t even know what the word Scrooge means so I looked it up as you do

    Turns out a synonym of Scrooge is Niggard

    niggard - noun

    a mean grasping person who is usually stingy with money

    “She was such a niggard that she refused to hand out candy at Halloween, saying it would cost too much money”

    niggardly - adjective

    ungenerous with money, time, etc.; mean

    "he accused the Government of being unbelievably niggardly"

    How fucking racist were movies in the past?

    Trading Places is also racist as fuck
  4. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No no no!!! Bad bad bad all alcohol is bad
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ohhhhh nigger thats it, after all this time it was her



    I remember now, we were watching this at the cinema and my girlfriend kept covering my eyes every time

    Except I only remember her wearing the cream looking latex dress
  6. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ZOMG how do you know where I live

    Can’t we just pretend we’re mature foreign exchange students
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Is it the alcohol or are you just bipolar
  8. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Twincest
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  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Solstice I did mine


    Lol is that it?

    Would have been funnier with just 2 balls if it is 🤷🏽‍♂️
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by STER0S can u tell ur husband to stop banning infinityshock

    why the fuck does he allow wariat's faggot-ass retarded non-substantial bullshit posts but won't allow infinityshock's pulitzer-prized award winning humorous posts on here?

    What no fucking permaban them both and keep it that way, but he won’t because them along with all their other accounts are basically the backbone of this site
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men dont have cupboards because real men dont have cups.

    This cupboard is for the dining room

    The cupboards in the kitchen have all kind of different cups and mugs depends on my mood

    I even have a mug with my dogs mug on it

    What do you drink your coffee from?
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yes but

    It was like a subliminal rape or something?? Short wariat kinda story here but this one is true

    I think I was around 15 on the bus towards home after fucking around with chav friends drinking cans of some cheap cider in the street

    The bus was kinda busy with adults dressed up on the way to the city centre for a proper night out I guess so I found a seat and squashed up next to this girl who looked about my age

    I had a can of cider left so I cracked it open for the journey home not having a care in the world and the fucker exploded all over me and the girl sat next to me including some of the people all dressed up for their night out

    I felt so embarrassed and fucking stupid I had to apologise to everyone but that was that and I started drinking it but noticed her leg was soaked in the cider that went everywhere so I personally apologised to her and tried to help by wiping it off her leg

    So to cut a long story short it turned out she lived just near me and it took another bus to get back..etc

    I woke up really early in the morning to kick her out before my parents woke so I could wash my sheets too (peroid blood) nasty bitch

    She recognised me on another bus a few days later but obviously avoided me out of embarrassment

    I wonder where she is now in life because she was actually fucking beautiful, just young, dumb and having fun? 🥺
  14. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    🥶
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny real men assemble real shits like real cars, real bikes, real houses or at least real ikea furnitures.

    Yeah I just finished putting up a new cupboard today but it wasn’t from IKEA you cheap ass

    It’s bigger than the old one I guess I could store something in there now 🤭
  16. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Grylls Secondhand things aren’t my forte unlike yours

    And if Lego was ever your thing, which clearly it’s not, I can imagine you trying to find it in those Thrift stores you visit

    Happy hunting jig 👍🏽
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fuck me, some of the sets I’ve built say retired on the website and I’ve kept all the boxes

    https://www.lego.com/en-gb/product/ship-in-a-bottle-21313

    I thought retired product was just another way of saying out of stock

    Who knew.. 😅
  18. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yah that’s alcohol for ya
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    That’s not my opinion, that’s facts right there

    Just don’t have a heart attack about it

    I know you love saying my name, sexy isn’t it?
  20. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    So now I’ve gathered 4 facts about you

    Dishonest
    Retarded
    Fat
    Small penis

    Discuss 👍🏽
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