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Posts by Ayds candy cancer2

  1. Originally posted by gadzooks Love that movie, and especially love that scene.

    Dumb ass dropped the beer on the floor.
  2. Originally posted by Bill Krozby I robbed your mom after she laid me, very eazy and very safe.

    I'm glad you said this as a Christian
  3. Originally posted by aldra Saints Row 3, came out in 2011 apparently. Really bizarre and fun game, graphics hold up fairly well too.

    I want to check this out too. sounds bizarre and funny. thanks.
  4. Originally posted by gadzooks Nah man, the real losers are the chumps who go into work every morning just to earn enough money to put food on the table.

    I'll have you know, I studied night and day to get my masters degree in Grand Theft, with a specialization in Grand Larceny. I even did a two year internship with a team of armed bank robbers who really showed me the ropes.

    I'll bet you don't even know how to do an Alabama Shuffle, or a Louisiana Liquor Lockout.

    Real life skills are learned in the streets, not with your nose buried in some books, and working for the man.

    Was this how people learned to build Sky scrapers or learn quantum physics or how to not kill someone when cutting them open to remove an appendix?

    by learning the Alabama Shuffle?

    as for not learning at all.. going to work and barely making the months payment is still rewarding in some ways. if you did it honestly. but that's just me and millions of others throughout the world
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your fathers are going to be a turk and a jedi.

    and they both mollest you.

    that rhymed was it from a rap song?
  6. Originally posted by Rizzo in a box all use of emoji is excessive

    But one emoji per person per day Is ok! thank you come again

  7. losers
  8. Originally posted by cupocheer Welcome my atheist and Seducee friends.✝

    Village of Damn or Dan

    Danvillage is one damn village
  9. Or you can do it the hard way and get a job and go to work.
  10. Originally posted by ECAP Can you play that bass with your cock tho?

    I can play the bass with my cock with my cock and fretboard in her oesophagus and any other Orpheus I chose you filthy White Nigger faggot
  11. Originally posted by ECAP No

    Are you?

    Alt much?
  12. Originally posted by ECAP Reading through some of the shit here makes me wonder
    Why do the menopausal older (50+) date rape hotel broads go to such great lengths to convince us nigs how happy and wonderful their lives are?

    Except cup, she doesn’t seem to bother trying to impress anyone

    Cup is an old redhead in heat.

    She wants my cock while I play bass.
  13. I can see this guy casting for starwars and Lucas going "Sit in this chair and look like a sexy beast for me, love!"


    and Harrison trying to out zoolander Mark Hamill


    Harrison "Al-Pha" Hamill "Beta-Gama boi"
  14. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Both of my Pit Bulls hate fireworks. I was woke at midnight by Pit Bulls.

    is "stolen valor" a friend of yours?
  15. then no one responds

    Who really is Lanny.
  16. Originally posted by cupocheer lmaorotf … oui…composite collage much? hahahahaha

    Variable

    Dr Vah. "Show Cog teeth"
  17. the average person doesn't shit 20000 times in a lifetime.

    throw us a more realistic number
  18. Originally posted by Rizzo in a box what a lovely idea. a place. a palace, I've made all for myself.

    You live on low income at tax payers expenses. Get a job you filthy White Nigger
  19. if you say no.. you [x] the gay box

    I give fraction of one second looks maybe a whole second if its impressive and a bit jiggly.

    but never with this face

  20. something people did to piss off the Mods on totse

    it started on IRC and moved to the board during &totse and totse.com

    You say something nice and constructive and then when someone replies with a thankful response you then say some mean or stupid ass shit to them.

    now it's done in one first post or reply all in one. say something constructive and then an insult of some type. this became trendy in AOL and other older chat sites.

    it most likely was a totse or other nirvanaNet board original.


    eg: OP: I just got up, had french toast and saw it's a beautiful warm day outside, hope you're all doing really great as well

    first reply: thanks, I hope you had a great breakfast. It sounds really really good. I think I'll make myself some

    OP: Reply: Faggot! eat a dick.
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