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Posts by Loing

  1. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Third Temple LG with OLED?

    Yes
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    HENRY KISSNIGGER
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    What if there was a movie series called Space Wars
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    Human alien who shoots cum out his cock
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    There is like the iguanalien that shoots acid from its eyes
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    It's prolly like cloacka
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    Aniel Sex
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Aliens could have picked them up if they were grey lmaos they kinda look reptellian so they might see them as their brother in genetic

    More like alien geys
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    Originally posted by Crisolis Not true, you suck

    Ur wrong, I don't even know u loser
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    Also I know that the general zeitgeist tech nerd opinion is to never use the "Smart TV" functionalities built into any TV, just use a TV box like Apple TV etc but genuinely for average consumers this is quickly becoming pretty shit advice because for example Apple TV doesn't support full Atmos codecs, while the box with the best audio codec support (Shield TV Pro 4K) is old as fuck now and does not hardware support for VP9 Profile 2 so no YT HDR support, you can only watch 1080p HDR with software decoding with shit laggy performance.

    Modern, better TVs are coming with faster LAN ports, full codec support and decent processing power, decent UX software that support all the big streaming apps with direct optimal codec support...

    Pretty much you can plug your audio receiver into the eARC port and your new TV streaming experience is ready to go.
  11. Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crisolis Youre so fucking stupid lmao. Most dinosaurs were extinct before the asteroid wiped out the rest. They also weren’t smart enough to create ships to escape earth, there would be remains of what they used to create those ships as well. Stick to being a nigger cuck instead of making shitty stories about dinosaurs

    Lol all the metal and structures and shit would have decayed and rusted away and been subsumed into the environment over geological time, not fossilized and shit nigger, most of the species homo also went extinct before modern humanity, it's just how time works idiot, the newest generation of dinosaurs would have continued to prosper on earth if not for the asteroid and built advanced technological societies here in fact they stopped on Mars on the way to escape the cataclysm and had a nuclear war there and that story is recorded in the Hindu tale called Mahabharata
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    John Nosaurus Rex
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    Pre eggsistant
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    Once in a distant galaxy, there lived a man known as Mr. Stardrive. His name was no mere moniker; it was a testament to his incredible ability to literally drive a star. Every morning, as the cosmos spun in its endless dance, Mr. Stardrive would wake up, sip his cosmic coffee, and step outside his space abode to his star vehicle.

    This star wasn't just any celestial body; it was a magnificent, glowing orb of fiery energy, tamed and shaped into a cosmic carriage. Mr. Stardrive, with a flick of his wrist, would ignite the star's engines, which roared to life with a sound that echoed through the void of space. With a grace that belied the star's immense power, he would navigate through asteroid fields and cosmic storms, leaving a trail of stardust in his wake.

    As he approached his workplace, a universal hub of intergalactic trade and diplomacy, his arrival was always a spectacle. Colleagues and aliens from all corners of the galaxy would gather at the windows, their eyes wide with awe. The moment Mr. Stardrive pulled up, riding atop his blazing star, the crowd would erupt into cheers. "Oh shit, it's Mister Stardrive!" they'd exclaim, their voices a chorus of admiration and disbelief.

    Mr. Stardrive was not just known for his unique mode of transportation; he was also renowned for his cool demeanor. With his star-powered suit and his calm, confident smile, he exuded an aura of otherworldly charisma. He'd step off his star, which obediently dimmed its flames to a safe, warm glow, and stride into his workplace like a cosmic cowboy, his boots leaving slight scorch marks on the metallic floor.

    Inside, Mr. Stardrive was a star in more ways than one. His brilliance shone not only in his stellar arrival but also in his work. He was a master negotiator, a genius strategist, and his ideas often sparked innovation and progress. His colleagues respected him, and his superiors valued his insights, knowing that his thoughts were as bright and powerful as the star he rode in on.

    Every day, Mr. Stardrive continued to inspire those around him. His presence reminded everyone that in the vast, mysterious expanse of the universe, there was still room for wonder, for the extraordinary, and for the kind of cool that transcends galaxies. And as he drove his star home each evening, leaving a trail of light in the cosmic sea, the legend of Mr. Stardrive grew, a tale whispered across star systems and remembered as a beacon of what was possible in the boundless realms of space.
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    Juan Nerjibal
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    And then he'd pull up to work and everyone would be like "oh shit it's mister star drive!"
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    What if there was a guy who could drive a whole star to work?
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    Sun punch man
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    Phoenis Phire
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    What would you do with that power?
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