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2018-12-23 at 4:53 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-12-23 at 4:34 AM UTC in Who is actually the best looking guy on here?
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2018-12-23 at 4:29 AM UTC in Commander in Chaos*blah-blah @ thread.
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2018-12-23 at 4:16 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-12-23 at 3:40 AM UTC in Off the florida keyyys... Theres a place called kokomo...gaf thread #2
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2018-12-23 at 3:38 AM UTC in Bury me with a whip cream dispemser.gaf
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2018-12-23 at 3:37 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2018-12-19 at 12:03 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?I almost bought a plane ticket to Cancun, round trip ticket for $168 but I refrained.
I'm getting ready to go buy a lemon cake mix I need to make a fruit pizza. -
2018-12-16 at 5:14 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Working on a sugar HIGH.
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2018-12-16 at 5:11 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPopping m&m's as if they were Xanax.
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2018-12-16 at 5:06 PM UTC in When you call customer service and a BLACK customer service rep answers...When I get somebody on the line from customer service that I know, just by their hello greeting, that I won't be able to understand a word of them- I just start talking piglatin. What's good for the goose.
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2018-12-14 at 8:56 AM UTC in If you had unlimited resources
Originally posted by GGG I'd flood the oceans in a biblical event. Most major cities would be underwater, and the planet would look like this.
In the ensuing chaos, I will reveal myself as the one who is single-handedly responsible. Nobody will listen or believe me at first. Not until I use my powers to raise the sea level by an inch over night. I will raise and raise and raise it until I am believed, and they are willing to listen to my demands.
I will then fill a Texas sized spot in the Pacific Ocean with earth, creating an island on which I will live. I'll demand that every major government sends a team of no less than 5,000 to begin landscaping this island into a paradise. Mountains surrounding the area will prevent any hurricanes from forming, and fuck with the North Pacific Current. This will turn much of North America, South America, and Asia into deserts.
Once my island is complete, I will allow a certain number of sexy individuals to inhabit it. Food will be bountiful, and fresh water will rain from the sky three times a week at 6pm-10pm. I will of course gather a large harem for myself, but largely, people will be allowed to live as they please. Drugs would be legal. Violence upon another human punishable by death. Everybody will get a home at 18.
We will thrive and laugh as the world around us starves and suffers, and we will not feel one bit bad about it, for we are the sexy ones. The chosen who have been graced by their lord (me) and allowed to live on this Pacific Paradise of mine. Our babies will be the cutest, and grow up to be even sexier than ourselves. Amen.
I just looked up tickets to Honolulu, Hawaii. Dude, they're not that expensive. lol -
2018-12-14 at 8:30 AM UTC in Marriage
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2018-12-14 at 8:24 AM UTC in *Girly Scream*
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2018-12-14 at 8:16 AM UTC in Enroll in Zanick's school of spiritual wisdom, now offering advanced degrees in Karen TheologyZanick,
will you be offering or plan on including any advanced courses on getting, JACKED in the spring semester? -
2018-12-14 at 8:06 AM UTC in Karen, I have finally determined the truth of our relationship.
Originally posted by Zanick The compliment is appreciated, but you must understand that you've wrongly conceptualized everything you've ever thought or felt. Karen is the missing piece of your heart and mind. She's looking in every window of every home, watching the world undress and revel in her menacing stare. You're not special, you're just a sexual object whittled from a block of flesh to satisfy her voyeurism.
Except, in my case, her name is JACK.