2019-05-07 at 7:49 PM UTC
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Got into a fight
Bananas don’t kill people, people kill
2019-05-07 at 7:40 PM UTC
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ATTN: Vindicktive Vader
Yea but they know the difference
2019-05-07 at 7:39 PM UTC
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ATTN: Vindicktive Vader
Try it when you get on the plane to the US
DTE makes a funny on the regular
I can’t believe McDonald is even legal
Only weird if you reincarnated all the dh/totse posters. You OK?
2019-05-07 at 1 AM UTC
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Obsessed with HTS
Why this thread? Jealous?
HOLY SHIT YEAH! I was in 10th grade I think and I got a ride with my brother to school. He started school 1 hour early being a senior so I went to my first period class to just wait because it was cold as FUCK and I didn't want to walk to school. These 2 stoners were in early and they decided to go off campus and smoke and invited me. We went about 500 yards off campus and they loaded a pipe with some gangster and topped it off with hash. Not sure how many hits I took but I didn't feel anything the whole walk back to campus. They were real OG's and were talking about how high they were. They asked me how I was and I told them I didn't feel anything and they were like WTF? I remember when I first stepped onto the school sidewalk it was like BAM! It hit me. I asked them where were we going? They were like OH FUCK! They got me to class and sat me down and told me to chill. We were all in the front row of the biology class with fish tanks bubbling in the back of my head, FUCK! The teacher decided to give a lecture and sat in a chair right in front of me! I couldn't deal! She must have seen my fireball eyes and smelled my smoke ass and stopped her biology lecture to lecture us on why our eyes turn red when we smoke weed. She said that the pot gets in the bloodstream and makes it's way to the eyeballs and fuck, like the capillaries of the eyes get clogged or something and BOOM! The capillaries burst and blood makes your eyes red. I was like FUCK!!!! My eyes fucking hurt after that shit! Damn bitch! All this time these fish aquariums are bubbling in the back of my head, FUCK! After what seemed like all day the first period bell rang and I left class, not knowing where my second period class was. I wound up in my 5th period class and all these kids were coming in that I didn't recognize and the teacher finally came in and asked why I was there? I think I said "oh yeah" and I left. I decided to go home and fuck! That was a paranoid walk! Every siren I heard had me running into the woods or whatever I could do to hide. FUCK!
WTF? If it's out my front door, on my porch; it's mine so, NO! Where do you live?
How about tax returns? And if not we supeona them.
2019-05-06 at 10:41 PM UTC
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mal won't just fuck off
You all bitch about DH and then BAM!
this
2019-05-06 at 10:13 PM UTC
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I got suspended from work.
Sounds reason enough to shoot up the place.
