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  1. Kafka sweaty
    I'm crying. It died of shock.

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  2. Poast Houston
    Every few weeks I’ll pop in and browse a couple different users post history, or search my name to see if anyone is looking for me. Seeing this thread today was a coincidence based on routine. I keep up with a couple different pockets of people around the web. This pocket mostly out of morbid curiosity regarding how it even continues to this day. The history and origins of this community are fascinating when taken in full scope. Changed a lot of lives, killed people, likely made some rich. I don’t think the user base of &T gets enough credit for really starting and cementing troll culture and the underground of the internet in general. for that reason I’ll likely never leave for good.
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  3. It look like you just cleansed the hookworms from ur intenslinal track bro.

    Kid i eat so good u wouldnt even believe ur eyes. U like those lost boys in hook u can only make believe the stacks of gabagool i got on deck always
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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    You’re here… on NIS… on a Saturday night… saying you’re married … yet …tryna argue with a woman online because she won’t talk to you


    You’re literally pathetic..get some self awareness
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    Goofy ..you don’t have anything better to do this Saturday besides try to talk to people online who don’t wanna talk to you


    LOL
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Why don’t you have a picture at all bothersome bitch
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  7. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by Kafka This Turk is kinda good-looking and is persistant about being with me, he wants to travel together. I don't think he's after me for a visa because he travels a lot. I just don't trust him because he's a Turk, I'm sus it could be a human trafficking thing even though it makes sense that he'd want to be with me. Am I just paranoid/racist? I don't trust Muslims.

    What is it wirh rhe turks and white women fuys? Star trek?
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  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    Science and math related speculative questions that any actually knowledgeable person in these fields would feel excessively embarrassed and retarded to talk about
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  9. Instigator Space Nigga
    After doing 30mg of codeine in 2014 I need a source forjenkemthanks
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  10. Prometheus Houston
    Me: I'm more active during the night naturally. Do you think humans will evolve to become nocturnal, then live longer since they'll get less sun damage?

    GPT: It's difficult to predict whether humans will evolve to become nocturnal in the future, as evolution is a slow process that depends on many complex factors, including environmental changes, genetic mutations, and natural selection. However, it is possible that as our lifestyles and environments continue to change, we may see some evolutionary adaptations in the human population over time.

    It's important to note that while exposure to sunlight can increase the risk of skin damage and skin cancer, sunlight also provides essential vitamin D, which is important for bone health and immune system function. Therefore, it's important to find a balance between sun exposure and protection, rather than completely avoiding the sun. Additionally, there are many factors that contribute to aging and longevity, so it's difficult to say whether being nocturnal would necessarily lead to a longer lifespan.

    Me: Why are some people naturally nocturnal? Do they have longer life spans? I think they would naturally have longer life spans but don't because they must get less sleep and drink more coffee to be able to go to work during the day.

    GPT: It is not entirely clear why some people have a natural inclination toward being nocturnal. It may be due to genetics, or it could be a result of social and environmental factors. There is no evidence to suggest that being nocturnal leads to a longer lifespan, though some studies have suggested that people who are able to get more sleep, regardless of the time of day, may have a lower risk of developing certain health problems. However, there are many factors that contribute to overall health and lifespan, and being nocturnal or diurnal is just one small aspect of this complex picture.

    Me: I think people being naturally nocturnal could be the next step in evolution because it isn't in the norm, allowances aren't made for them, they still have to work during the day. That means there's less social awareness about their plight, indicating this is a recent development in the human population.

    GPT: It's important to note that not everyone who prefers a nocturnal lifestyle is doing so because of genetics or evolution. Many people have jobs or other responsibilities that require them to be awake during the day and asleep at night, so they may simply be staying up late because that's the only time they have available to themselves. However, there is evidence that some people have a genetic predisposition to being night owls, and this is known as a "chronotype."

    It's difficult to say whether or not being naturally nocturnal would be the next step in human evolution, as evolution is a slow process that occurs over many generations. While it's possible that some humans may continue to develop a preference for being active at night, it's unclear whether this would become the dominant trait in the population or have any significant impact on overall life expectancy.
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wariat said it looks good so I'm out
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  12. Ones you pay.
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  13. Originally posted by WellHung What about your travails with The Fun Bunch, Speckles?

    They're no match for the likes of me. They're feeble, at best.
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  14. 1. Hacked admin's spare administrator Enigma account.

    2. Hard deleted three corrupt mod accounts and one kidiot forum.

    3. Made myself a mod.

    4. Hacked four lazy mod accounts.

    5. Killed the Reputation System.

    6. Got all unjustly permabanned members unbanned.

    7. Got Lanny permanbanned.

    8. Forced Zok to shut down his cesspool of corruption.

    9. Killed all imitators except this one.

    10. (To Be Announced)
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  15. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I'll swap you Groceries Girl for her.
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  16. Originally posted by Stupid noob opened the secret cow portal Would you fuck BUCKS tight CUNT or put up with bailey Jays floppydongus and fuck her in the ass folx?

    YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE theres a gun to your head

    I'll take the bullet thanks.
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  17. The universe is a little lesser this day with his passing. 1 soul has been released from the pain of life and begins it's next journey. Those of us left behind should only think about the good times and the joy he brought to us all and hope that when our time comes we too are remembered fondly by our peers.

    God speed on your trip to space nigga heaven.
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  18. kick Tuskegee Airman [discourteously tickle this dendrolagus]
    You can't do it like me... Red in the face
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  19. italian ssss-fagget-tty in chinese soy sauce.

    125g sfaggety, 2 spoonful of soy sauce, a spoonful of sesame oil, half spoon of white pepper.
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  20. You people disgust me...reviving this thread when there is a perfectly good "What's for dinner" thread in the CORRECT "ORAL indulgences" category.
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