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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Ghost Looks like a jihadist

    Worse, it is an Armenian.
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    Had a fight with GG today in Tesco (I hate Tesco, the shop is a massive rip off). We arrived at 9:10pm and the store closes at 10pm. Of course. We are usually the last people out of any shop at closing time. Shop staff hate GG.

    She wanted to buy some supplements and I asked how much they were. She didn't know and I said to her "of course you didn't care, cos I'm paying". They were cranberry supplements and she said she needed them to "boost her metabolism" (wtf) cos she is getting fat here in Ireland.

    Then she wanted to buy some "just for men" for her hair, but wasn't clear what she'd do with it. Then when I went to pay there were two things of beard oil in the trolley, and I returned them, and she went into a massive sulk cos she wanted to use beard oil in her hair and I told her I wouldn't let her do that.

    I don't know wtf. She wouldn't buy some normal hair product or something, she decided she was going to do things as awkward as possible. I think she does it deliberately, as this is the pattern over and over. She'll try to buy as many packets of smoked salmon as possible, so if I say she can get two, she'll try to buy three, if I say she can get one perfume she'll arrive with two, etc. It's over and over and it's tedious. It's games people play tier shit.
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  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley So did anyone win yet? I had no tv for 16 days

    Ukraine won.
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    I've been trying to creampie her since I met her, and today I finally managed to. I will always try to fuck her with no condom, and each time she will stop me and say "where is condom?" and not let me fuck her without putting one on. I've been getting ratty about it and arguing with her and telling her about the proven health benefits of semen and telling her I don't have any diseases and she should be happy if she got pregnant (she's 41, and says she wants kids).

    She let me put my willy in just for a second the last time we were having sex. I was having a hard time, I had ordered Chinese condoms from amazon and they were uncomfortably tight on and were making my exposed glans sore. Getting my dick into that wet tender pussy full of natural lubricant lotion felt great, but I had to take it out and put on another condom right after.

    Today she said I could fuck her if I pulled out before I came (this is something I've been asking for the last little while). I said I would and she went off on how it was her body her choice while face down on the bed with her ass presenting in the air. Of course I had about as much intention of pulling out as she has when she promises me she won't try to get me to buy a bunch of expensive items when grocery shopping.

    I was surprised how messy it was. Unlike all my previous girlfriends she has a very shallow vagina, and I tend to cum a lot, so the sperm filled her up then went everywhere when I pulled out. I told her I came on the t shirt I was using to clean up, but she said she could feel it inside. She was sort of angry but was smiling. She went and took a shower, and I said sorry and told her it just felt too good and I couldn't stop. She wasn't really angry, and I think she expected it, but she acted a little angry, but not genuinely angry.

    We went out for shopping and food and drinks and I asked her if she washed her vagina out, she said she didn't and still had my semen inside, which made my evening.
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  7. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley DT have you tried eating her ass? I've heard it's very popular among eastern European

    She actually loves when I lick her ass and stick my tongue up there. She even lets me stick a finger up there sometimes. She won't let me fuck her in the bum. I told her my dick was smol and it would be OK, and she did the greatest thing ever for me and told me my did was bigger than what she was used to and that I had a fat willy.
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    Some Ukrainian troops abandon their posts to sit around a barrel fire in an abandoned apartment building, stalker style.

    It looks really cozy.

    The commanding officer finds out. "I'll kill you" "our men are dying" "we are faggots" "we are not faggots" "take the guns"
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    Western Europe and even America only has tanks in order to counter the tank threat from Russia. Leopard 2, Challenger 2, Abrams, they have no other reason for existing other than to fight Russian tanks. They should all be sent to Ukraine because there is no reason not to use them to do the only thing were built to do.
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  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ot..

    I slept with a black guy before…maybe I'll tell the story in here when I'm relaxing in my candlelit bubble bath after work …

    Maybe I'll post astrology memes…or maybe I'll get my butt touched.. we'll see

    Black girl sleeps with black boy

    Shocking news causes blah blah

    News at 11
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    Maybe it's actual genius.

    Sick, evil, twisted genius.

    Or just dumb.
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    Lions don't have time for bullshit.
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    The flights I was trying to book have expired (they were free Credit Card reward ones). The reason I was fighting with her is because they were due to expire today, so I was begging her to tell me.

    I told her on WhatsApp. She says sorry.

    I get why she wouldn't tell me, I thought she was 37 and I think she knew I had no idea she was over 40.

    I had to fap last night. It's about a week since the last time I last had sex with her.

    It's been real, but probably time to end this one.
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  18. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I was young and hot I had several offers from old men to rent my services. I guess they thought I was a faggot because I was in a faggot bar and extremely good looking.

    Obviously they were wrong in their assumptions and no money or services were exchanged.

    Jiggaboo believes a good work ethic is important, yet frequently used to turn down well paid jobs when he was younger.
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  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I cut everyone off at forty. After that, you're dead meat. That's why I'm the master.
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  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon the bear walked 20km without eating a seal. then ate a seal.

    qed

    I drove 20km without eating a burger. Then I ate a burger.

    Logically was able to tell where McDonalds was from my sense of smell. There is no other explanation.

    qed
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