2020-05-29 at 5:44 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
I went on a bit of tangent huh? well had several coca colas this morning and just getting into my whisky. So kinda bipolarish right now
I will try to respond in TREE sentences are less but as time goes on today that will be most CHALLENGING. i didn't google how to spell challenging honest.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i always thought about fucking my sisters in the morgue...hunting them down like mikey myers first though. something be that stone cold dead inside and preying on the weak makes me moist..NOT totally wet though
2020-05-29 at 5:38 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
HAPPY Learn About Composting Day Candy! Just spare us all the details of what you learned on the JOB later.
Even though I like to talk a lot about shit and talk a lot of shit.
Oh sorry about your brother George...or whatever his name is. The Black Panther everyone keeps talking about
On another note...not NOT direct family a couple cousins removed from me recently learned he was over 50% African American he be, his parents be totally white but his grandparents things get a lil chocolate sundaeish. No bullshit Candy
So down the line I might be one of your cousins...probably like 40-50 times removed so...all these years we've had an INCESTUOUS THANG going on and I'm cool with it. BUT WILL YOU BE IF YOU GET PREGNANT WITH OUR KID? ALSO I WON'T GIVE THE DICK IF YOU ARE!.
Thanks for listening to my thoughts right now...and as a slightly black man it seems we run those feels deeper than a Pisces nightmare
Deal with that real shit.
2020-05-29 at 6:30 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Smash with a spiked fucking bat ~ insert user
Boink ~ """""""""""""""""""""""""
Marry and cannon out of the wretched womb ~ """"""""""""""""
Slit the throat and gut the goat and stuff ~ insert user name into the goat and bbq on the 4th of july for all the fam
Cuddle with it like and kitty and take all sorts of sexual position pics for instagram...
Pass the loser on the right, high stick the one in the middle, and land a touchdown on space mountain with...
I know this shit is whats on Candy's pic
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Nope. I have pissed my pants and fell to ground many times that felt like a mini seizure though
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
nothing to lose sleep over. if anything there ain't enough shot firing, riotin, and what not
lame world
2020-05-29 at 6:07 AM UTC
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Fona 5-28-2020
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i have never won at bingo
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
watching some horror anthology on netflix called XX..
not bad...making me sleepy is the key here
2020-05-29 at 6 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i wish a field full of bunnies would frolick along the highway of life and up my ass they can snack on me til the end of time
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
He'd shit his pants if THE CANADIAN GOOSE..OR GEESE ever CAME AT HIM HARD. He would have the fear forever.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i was almost 30 the last time i work 40 or more hrs. seems like a life time ago