2020-06-26 at 12:44 AM UTC
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Can you use a fork?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
spoon and knife. fuck your stupid forks. if not spoons or knives just grab the fucking food with alyourfuckingmighty nigger.
2020-06-26 at 12:35 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
yo candy sorry for fouling up yo thread. after all these years pole still thinks of himself as my dad. he close but i buried that worthless nigger with my own hands and he deserved worse. didn't mean to fuck up this threads or your vibes though seriously. you still coming over to give that lap dance though? i tip well and really can my brother finally paid me for the summers work i helped with on his place from 6 years ago lmao. he has been in a lot of pain and m.i.a. he finally come out of his shell and making good on a lot of promises. all this money will go to you babe but we gotta get married temporarily though just for 6 months and you gotta dump future that whole time. my family is wierd weird on deals. 6 months is all and you'll get 6 figures guaranteed by my brother and uncle. yeah got an uncle in on this shit too.
any way miss you and lala...we all need to have a dh slumber party us and any other girly's from DH. no guys. Like EWWW. don't need creeps obsessing about us all and never willing to pay us for our attention. Like OMFG disgusting and all
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
how about i shove pole up yo ass and let us all decide on what kinda site this should be? also i infracted Lala earlier should I should be moderator dumshit dumbscrumb asswioing geriatric cow dung dog shit motherfucking asshole jerkwad scumstain fucker.
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
uncertain. my pussy has been staring at me for quite awhile and i look back at him with cross eyes. shit is getting deep and real far too fast for me here
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
it ain't matt dude. its grylls fake ass dead gf. remember that. fuck her hard.
2020-06-25 at 11:24 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
whatever you ain't my ol man. i put him in the grave. i'll be dead by 50 as it should be. fuck this growing up and not being me. being me is all that matters left.
2020-06-25 at 10:51 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
so stick em and bbq em for a snack
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
watching sons of anarchy and getting drunk
2020-06-25 at 10:48 PM UTC
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What kind of spider is this?
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
put the lil nigga in rick's pants. rick dies. pole actually than has to look after himself. dead in a month.
2020-06-25 at 10:47 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
its okay we know you have nothing of value to offer on the internet. its okay lil baby...you want your pacifier now?
2020-06-25 at 10:46 PM UTC
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Liverpool won the league
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
i love ya oct but don't really care. my feelings on everything only go so far. please respect this
2020-06-25 at 10:45 PM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Candy Rein ready for dis...?
YOU ARE THE STAR(R)of the movie..
~ you work in the carnival in the day and at night at bar like road house aka patrick swayze, sam elliot, and kelly lynch excellent movie to watch. any ways you own the bar you cover swayze's role but play it jackie brown style fuck up any honky ass mofo in seconds.
your same Elliot is Ice Cube and your Kelly Lynch is Alicia Keys. Off beat casting all round. The villain is Christopher Walken with random dances scenes but he raped yo momma...and left her for dead. She lived but died after you were born. You find this shit out half way through.
~ You were raised by spirits of the cannibal tribe Yosuckmydickas so you wanna torture, kill, and than eat Walken to take his spirit and yo dead momma can be part of the spirit cannibal tribe.
~ You have personal battles namely the Blue Waffle cuzed by getting raped yoself by Chris Brown(yep he even appears)and your addiction to various sick and twisted scat porn WHICH YOU DO OVERCOME but once you get pregnant by Sam Elliot you fear your baby will become a scataphile killer walking for Walken
~ Any ways it comes down to you and Walken...and the dog of death(no details on him)major plot twist
...
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
naw naw its my fault i overreacted to your tomfoolery...you guys shenanigans
i'm sorrier to you both. no tears but i need another few shots of crown now. so i don't overreact like this again
Dregs
African Astronaut
[that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
Meet the Feebles vs Meet the Fockers but have De Niro acting like Travis Bickle and Still acting like his real life dad Jerry but don't age him
Have it first on Earth, the Feeble land, and than climax like in some Star Trek type universe shit. With cameos from Kirk, Picard...and the Tribbles fighting off the Feebles
Crazy shit would go down...and have Stone Cold Steve Austin save the day in the last seconds with a hella bunch of stunners
