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  1. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist not sure where this is going or that it really should go anywhere if i'm honest. in a nutshell, there is a chick living in a room on the landing above me. she is very pretty, and very sweet the few times that i've spoken to her so far. before tonight i've only actually spoken to her like twice for about 30 seconds, mainly coz she tends to be out a lot, so rarely even see her here, but yeah i totally noticed she was hot the first time i ever saw her, which was actually in town weeks before she moved in here.

    anyway she was in the kitchen earlier tonight and we got chatting for about 10/15 minutes and i realized that she really is fucking gorgeous. you know when you meet those chicks that just have the most sexiest and bubbly personalities and you just feel so comfortable with them, like you click with them instantly? and the sexiness literally just oozes out of them? and you just find they are really bubbly and its infectious. like from the moment you start talking to them, and the more they talk to you, the more you just really want to talk to them even more, but i mean way more than any usual chicks. well she was totally like that tonight and i couldn't help thinking while talking to her, how much i'm wanting to fuck the hell out of her. she is one of those girls you meet and you just know spending a nice evening with would be so fucking hot and awesome. at 22 she is exactly half my age too, which afaic is a plus point. the main negative really is that she is on gear and is a prostitute. which i'm not against women doing that work, more power to them afaic. besides i worked a few girls years ago so totally understand that business. but then its like you know, dating a hooker, which even to me sounds like a real fucked up one.

    thing is, i've been finding myself all evening now unable to stop thinking about her, i mean like totally that feeling you get with those special chicks that you really do fall for properly. i really do want to fuck her badly, i'm thinking actually dating her would likely be pretty amazing too. but of course she is also a hooker, which would be, like i don't even know, having never dated a hooker before, i'm pretty sure you'd need to be very strong minded to deal with what she does. although i reckon i possibly could as i'm very liberally minded sexually.

    so right now i'm totally thinking 'WTF, am i actually falling for a prostitute'. it even sounds fucked up to me, i know, but she really is that fucking attractive to me. she is totally the ideal type of chick that i prefer. so i'm thinking should i go for it or what, i really don't know. besides i'm not even sure if she is into dating guys as i know a lot of prostitutes don't because of their work. i was totally flirting with her in the kitchen and she clearly was being very bubbly and flirty also. but then just a couple of weeks ago the young lad in the room on my landing was hanging around with her when she first moved in. they are both on the gear so i think it was mostly because of that. he got carried away also and came on to her by getting his cock out to her. long story short, she knocked him back and he responded by texting some threats to her, to which she reported him and he was immediately thrown out the house. obviously i'm not gonna just flop my dick out to her and i'm not the woman beater type so definitely wouldn't be threatening her, however i really don't need to be getting homeless again right now.

    but i am totally getting that strong feeling you get when you properly fall for a hot chick. so my dilemma is should i just get on it, which i'm pretty sure i will be having a go at. or should i put it out my head and leave it/don't even touch her with a barge pole? which i'm pretty sure i won't be doing. the idea i have in my head of sex with her is fucking amazing hot sex, so i'm also wondering should i just bang her and get it out my system and move on? the thing is, is that if sex with her is even half as good as i'm fantasizing about, then i will then just be wanting more and more, especially with that super sexy personality she has. i mean i know that it would be that good, that i'm even considering, if i get no where with her, to just pay her for a night.

    i mean WTF, could this actually work out? will it be a total headfuck and a minefield? not even sure i give a fuck, she really is that sweet and sexy. i've also seen her escort profile with nudes(no, i definitely won't be posting them), which is just driving me even crazier about her. i think i might even be finding the the fact that she is a hooker a bit exciting to be honest, i don't know, she's certainly got my head in a headfuck right now. i'm very possibly getting like this having been locked up for two years and also this hot weather has gotten me feeling so fucking horny lately too.

    so i really dunno, this is a head fuck situation. have any of you had a similar situation? could definitely use any advice.

    i know y'all gonna take the right piss, go ahead, i don't even care. also, again, no, i'm not posting her nudes. definitely not giving any of you flying freaks the opportunity to find her page and totally embarrass me, like i know you would.

    so i dunno, just say whatever.




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    Go for it. I really can't understand the dilemma
  2. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Super Levi
  3. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I keep thinking this says something about figure skating in the thread title so I'll go with that
  4. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Ok then.

    Vaousthad for short. You sound like a gay comic book hero now. Ffs
  5. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1

    Saw joker. Did you see joker?
  6. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://www.zerohedge.com/health/nasa-warns-two-asteroids-could-cause-atmospheric-explosion-over-earth-week



    Ahh yes. I live that world it's called BIPOLAR lol
  7. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Archer513 Booty!

    Glad you’re doing well.

    Hey Archer.
  8. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Do tell.

    I like the name Thadius. Don't know where I've heard it.

    Oh I'm sorry. yeah I thought the open ended question solidifies my complete lack of any answer as to why...
  9. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Wrong
  10. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I’m in my basement sitting on the dryer the octaves are great down here I had no idea lol

    Did you see the video. They are crazy easy to make there fyi
  11. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Can't believe we'll all be quarantined over Summer.

    Octavious Thadius ...that's what I've been wanting to call you. Why you may ask?
  12. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie I'm talking about The Netherlands of course. And IDK about the coffee shops Oct, i haven't smoked dat hydroponic chronic for a hot minute.

    Awesome ok thank you.
  13. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Lol, fat load of good Orwell's quote did. Only farmers and people who have had a thorough background check can have shotguns. Not pump action ones either.

    He bought it off the back of a truck lol
  14. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Have you looked for a gym perhaps? Or does poland not have gyms?
  15. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian What about da coffee shops.

    Maybe....The dingo ate your coffee shops
  16. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Ding ding ding. Corona update from Hollandistan, it's Friday afternoon and there is almost no traffic anywhere. Hardly any people in the shopping centers. Things are eerily calm. Nearly all stores have stopped accepting cash and they put up big ass plastic sheets between the customer areas and the clerk areas.

    I've built a bot to flood the forum with "SOPHIE IS KILL" in the event i don't manually reset it every night. When the front page is flushed with "Sophie is kill" i am either hospitalized, DEAD, BOTH, or i got high and forgot to reset the deadman switch.

    You're Welcome!
    ENJOY!

    Hey where is hollindistwn? Is it perhaps in HOLLIND lol
  17. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S u could start with TYT

    Train your twat?
  18. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib i swear to fucking god, if it actually went as far as bullshit like this could, and there was a discontinuity of government and total chaos and lawlessness, breakdown of society and mad max shit, i'm going to take the extra free time i'll have to hunt down journalists and newspeople responsible for whipping the morons into a hysteria, and i'm going to fucking lynch them for their crimes.

    I'm flooding your inbox with pictures of turnips from across the country. Everyone wants to be friends with a turnip.
  19. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib

    in the event that you are the victim of a crime, or attempted crime, there is one, and only one thing you can do to improve your situation

    kill the nigger.

    i guess it's a question of how much you enjoy living. me? i like breathing… and if it's me or you, i aint leaving.

    luckily where i live, i can basically kill anyone on my property that's there without my permission and there won't even be an investigation. it's good to have good dogs, who will bark if they hear strange sounds or notice people on the property who they don't recognize.

    get your concealed carry handgun license and pack heat. it doesn't matter what the sign on the door says. unless it's federal property, i always have a little gun in my pocket, and you should too. because as an adult, you're not just responsible for your own safety. you're responsible for the collective safety and if necessary, defense, of your fellow man.

    throughout history, there has been one and only one consistent and clear distinction between different kinds of people. it's not wealth, or status, or race, or size, or religion, or creed.

    it's whether or not you're armed with weapons. that is the difference between a slave, a child, an idiot… and a free man.

    He has a small penis. That's why lol
  20. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Lol
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