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Posts by Jackrabbitpsych

  1. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lmao

    Last night i tried to make my dumb dogs show dogs...i grabbed a leash and pretended we were at the dog show...so that went terribly but funny as hell.

    I was like "no do it like this" so essentially i became the dog lol
  2. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I feel as though i should officiate. So I'm officiating this match. Nothing below the belt unless it's blowing the belt (gay boxing term you wouldn't get it).

    Well blowing the belt would be uneventful. Growing up my father had this supposed wonderful sculpture in our living room, huge sculpture for all to see....it was two men "wrestling" or really two naked men one holding the other upside down and they each were grabing each others cocks. I think he had it there to offend people lol
  3. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Super fun obstacle courses sounds super fun right now.

    I make them all the time...another fun game


    Pick two cereals, find a ceiling fan. Take 10 red solo cups and number each with points, place under fan....you take a box and give a box of cereal to someone else (or play alone. I do) and throw each cereal at fan. At the end add up the points and see which cereal wins. DO NOT USE RICE CRISPYS try like honeycomb and cookie crisp...less mess all the fun lol
  4. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    If you do...you are stronger than i
  5. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Damn i just mixed 20 mg adderall with 1mg kpin I feel like a hero. Been having the least productive day at work, been staring at my coworkers slim thighs thinking about telling her she's beautiful, probably a bad idea even though I'm pretty sure she wants me cause she was fangirling when we got drunk together once at a work party but niggas was all around guarding her ya feel??

    Thats nothing i take like 8 30mg xr addoral a day. Dont do shit...only vyvanse and xanax work for me
  6. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    This is played like where's waldo without the funny looking man replaced with beautiful lala and no crowds or nothing...you see la la you win lol
  7. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I just showed my kid scenes from the green mile...explaining the same man that made silver bullet, the shining, pet semetary and IT! Had also made the green mile, baffled my 9 year old lol.

    Just sharing cuz image tech taught me how to make a thread tho i rarely make em....
  8. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I have a feeling i loved it...i saw her in the video.
  9. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol. I’ve never touched the shit and never wanted to but if I was feeling froggy one breezy September night I’d pick you and only you to do it with.

    I just remembered this thread and went back to read it for laughs bc I thought it was funny.

    No i tried it and hated it...its like trash cocaine in my mind. I really dont do either...i used to love cocaine but that was years ago.

    People used to do that with acid cuz i would take them on adventures like in the bathroom that would last for hours. Or make really super fun obstacle courses. I like to have fun just at my own expense not that of my kids or anyone else so party life simmers down. Ya know
  10. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    You know what annoys me?

    Government shut downs when i want my tax check

    Cheap Cling wrap that simply rips then sticks to your hands instead of the thing your covering or it sucks so much you cant peal off square piece it comes off in slivers.

    Paper towels that stick to my food

    Toasters that burn bread instead of toast it

    Dogs that piss in your house

    Kids that use all your data for wifi and mobile hot spots

    People that hum or smack loudly while eating

    Kids wrestling and at exactly the point you make the most important cut while cutting your hair, squeel loudly and you cut half way up your head making cut that a lesbian trying to look like a man would have.

    And the spelling of the word salmon
  11. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    I thought they shot their DEAD girlfriend...i was like "well if she was already dead"
  12. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala Yes I remember :)

    Has anybody ever told you they want to do meth with you?

    Why yes, yes they have...at least since i moved from jersey to tn. Prior to tn no one i knew did it. Im just the entertainment around here. I smoke pot in the projects and build forts on the couch and yell at people for sitting on my fort and get put in time outs and shit. I cant believe they put up with my nonsense.lol. thats just pot...i can handle uppers just fine lol. At least as fine as i get which is still abnormal lol


    So whats with the douchebag thing? Why ya wantin peeps to call u that when you 100% are not.
  13. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Lol
  14. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    That is a bizarre liserd...what kind is that?
  15. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala You’re right bc I said respectively and I meant it with respect. Let’s play Where’s Waldo.

    I found you...i win...lol

    And it was wheres la la remember lol
  16. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk man…hes got a Californication avatar. I mean thats like- top tier shit. Im going to have to step up my avatar game and all that.

    Im soooo bad with avatars and names. My phone makes everything look tiny so i go off writing style and what times i have come in to contact with people and place back...so i was talking to ghost the same time as you last time...one in each profile. I went back and looked that was where my confusion lie
  17. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Ill take it. Be sure to stick around then, because you can all be my virtual wing-women. I have zero clue what im doing anymore. lol.

    Marriage sucks...just fuck lol
  18. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist 3 button clicks? Yous a lazy bum. 😁

    Yeah too much. Im not here to exsercise lol
  19. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ohfralala That’s why I’m a douchebag =/

    No that doesnt make you anything but someone with a different opinion. Silly beans
  20. Jackrabbitpsych African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Naming and memorizing every fucking star? Yeah. No doubt.

    That too...but the god jesus praying bible stuff is more exhauating to me. Id rather count a billion thumb tacks than deal with religion.
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