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2018-10-19 at 1:11 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?Go to bodybuilding.com, you will find many such individuals.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-18 at 2:20 PM UTC in Knowing nothing is better than knowing it allThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-17 at 12:14 AM UTC in Is everyone fat?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-18 at 3:40 AM UTC in Whenever you see a couple in public do you instantly imagine what they look like FUCKING?
Originally posted by mmQ Obviously
Yes, even the gross ones.
Especially the gross ones. Ooh I love the fat couples, I write whole stories in my head to schadenfreude about when I see one.
One can just imagining their gelatinous, poorly defined masses lying squished into each other. It appears that she might engulf him, like an amoeba eating a smaller microorganism. You can feel their perspiration osmosing into one another, with a shitty lamp fan chugging away on medium speed above them, propagating the smell of their under-flab filth mixing with their sweat throughout the room. They turn the lights out of course, so they cant see each other too well, and so that when they have to briefly open their eyes, the mental image of the porn star that the guy is visualizing doesn't fade too quickly. They have to do lazy doggy style every single time, or she has to ride him because he cant penetrate her from on top. You can see the energy of his every thrust rippling through her the fat of her pockmarked ass, down her cellulite riddled thighs.
But then when they both cum (she probably has to finger herself to get off while he fondles her, he probably came early), they'll just lay there, breathing together, and feeling each other's hearts beat through their sides, and she'll probably whisper something to him and he'll laugh and give her a kiss. And they'll share a moment where they truly care for each other, and feel very loved. And that's more than most of the faggots here could ever say.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-16 at 8:31 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?I mean why the fuck would anyone be a Christian, it's not even a religion any more, it's more like a club, there is no adherence whatsoever. Christians are just dumb atheists, the religion doesn't inform their behaviour whatever, it just hijacks liberal ideals and acts like it is responsible for them.
If you want to be religious, at least pick a real religion that will kill you if you leave. It's like Christians don't even care.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-18 at 12:31 AM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?Jesus:
- Literal jedi
- Sold out by literal jedi
- Can't even keep 13 disciples in line, no charisma
- Died like a bitch, carried own cross to crucifixion
- Virgin
- Defeated by the first enemy he faced
- Religion only survived only because constantine had a wet dream and committed blatant attribution bias
- Holy book corrupted to shit, literally more content cut than included because it was too retarded and even religious people wouldn't buy that shit
Muhammad:
- Killed jedis for fun and profit
- Disciples loved and revered him, would rather die than sell him out, beta charisma
- Died of natural causes because nobody could fuck with him,
- 13 wives and dozens of sex slaves ("courtesans"), will take Mary's virginity in heaven
- Vanquished all his enemies and dominated Arabian peninsula
- Established a strong empire that he only even started at the age of 45, which propagated itself based on tax codes and social principles that he himself laid down
- Holy book survives completely unadulterated with indisputable authenticity to the original textThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-17 at 3:46 PM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himselfThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-17 at 4:21 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla You're a faggot
📞📞📞📞 Hello Mr FBI, I am getting bullied by "niggas in dot space"... Yes, in this thread where I said I made someone kill himself? Right, that's the one... Okay, please come into mydrug denmother's basement so we can discuss this matter.
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2018-10-16 at 6:24 PM UTC in Enough has been said about Kavanaugh to disqualify his appointmentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-10-16 at 5:13 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?According to Islam, Muhammad is literally married to Mary, Jesus's mom, and their marriage shall be consummated in heaven.
So yeah, this is the level of dominance Islam has over Christianity; their prophet will fuck your god's mom in heaven.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-10-16 at 4:16 PM UTC in You know how Kebab has this sand nigger yell ALLAHU AHKBAR when it's time to pray?Christianity isn't even a real religion, it is a beta libcuck subculture with no principles. For example many modern christcucks actually believe women are equal to men LOL. That's what happens when you let the jedis mutate your beliefs with liberalism.
On the other hand, Islam is a principled and rigid beta religion that dominates its adherents' lives and hasn't changed for 1400 years. You want tradition? Go Muslim. In fact, most relevant to you, in Islam pedophilia is cool: Muhammad should be your role model. Is also states exactly what a woman's role should be, no libcuck nonsense.
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2018-10-15 at 11:12 PM UTC in Microsoft Co-Founder Paul Allen Dead (Video)I bet they identified the body from his unmistakeably impeccable business card.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
