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  1. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    As promised, with a couple emails from a while back.

    Rest in Peace, Space Nigga.

    https://drive.google.com/open?id=1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Not to shit on anyone else's thread, but seemed appropriate

    In his honor, please observe a moment of silence before you bang the goofball into your dick vein.

    As promised, heres the report and a couple of the emails he sent a couple years back, with what ended up being his real name.


    https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O3Cg7h_impycjD9e7gCvgjbetFH0_EhL?usp=sharing


    RIP Justin Alexis Hernandez aka Malice aka Catfucker (April 16th, 1990- June 15th, 2018)
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    highly unconvincing
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  4. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning You will never feel as sad as a Medieval European.

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  5. Not only will I live twerk for 50 grand I will also go to brunch. Nigga I’ll serve you brunch...on my titty.
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  6. HTS highlight reel
    Inshallah one day I will convert to Islam too. If Allah (SWT) would take someone like me, ALL of my worship would be for Him. 😇
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  7. Originally posted by Jυicebox It sounds stupid but you guys are the closest to friends or family I've ever had

    we are more than just family. you dont just confess your deepest and darkest secret to your family without getting disowned, assuming you have a normal functional family.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The opposite of retired sad clown
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The best part of mourning up, is folders in your cup.

    Just kiddo g.

    The best part of mourning is mourning.
    There's only a handful of us here who have lost PARENTS. Moms and dads.

    I can't imagine losing my MOM. Ugh. So sad thoughts and prayers sent to the mom losers.

    I cared about two people my life - my dad Bruce and of course Chootie. Then they died. I hate die. Which is why I wanna never have a new dad or cat.

    Im gonna get a new kitty this week though anyway
    .

    Like Falco says, 3 days of sad are worth the thousands of happy.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Zanick By now this must be one of the more notable cases of problematic exhibitionism. Maybe he should try to own this as part of his sexual identity. He might actually garner sympathy and incite discourse on masturbation like he's always wanted to do.

    He has owned it. Everyone has ruined everything. Jesus christ can you imagine being HILARIOUS your whole life, the PEAK of humor, and get shut down over two people's little misunderstanding?

    Yeah, misunderstanding. His shit the most basic, non sexually aggressive shit I've seen. I feel so bad for him.
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  11. Item 9 African Astronaut
    It doesn’t matter how many times you feel trapped. There is always a way out. Don’t give up.
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  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've found playing the hand you wish you had makes others fold
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If you can't be grateful for what you have now, what makes you think you'd be grateful if you had more?
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    Shut up retard

    I'M MR HAPPY THE GHOST THE LAST REAL COWBOY ON THE INTERNET YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

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  15. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Marijuana makes me a better person. All nicotine does for me is ensuring an early death...

    All said it's Kentucky's Best loose tobacco or GTFO..

    roll ups FTW!
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Zanick Are you trying to say, "Fight me irl"? Because that would make you weak, in addition to being a stupid coward. I think you'll die with regrets.

    You're so cute when your flustered
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  17. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I bet you said that out loud as you were typing it and thought it clever, stupid coward
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  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    "I'm ineloquent and shortsighted so I prefer to let shitty YouTube videos argue for me"
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  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    My brother just woke me up from a nap with a bottle of Whisky. I got a cake on my hirthday but nobody cared to show up so now we gonna have cake and whisky.

    Sieg heil.
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Did I hurt your feelings?

    No. Just busting balls.
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