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2019-07-08 at 2:54 AM UTC in What are you doing to prepare for the coming race war?Lmao you couldn't outrun santa claus
How the fuck you gonna outrun brown people in a race war? We're faster, stronger, and more numerous.
You're fucking dead kiddo
Keep posting and your PO hears about this -
2019-07-08 at 2:51 AM UTC in My wife is pregnantI'm not sure if you know this but you shouldn't beat your wife while she's pregnant.
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2019-06-04 at 6:24 PM UTC in ATTN: CASPER- in reference to MaliceSo there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor." -
2019-07-07 at 12:04 PM UTC in How many times does somebody have to be raped before it begins to be their fault?So here we got it, folks. Five unique rapes is what it takes.
Any objections? -
2019-07-08 at 3:54 AM UTC in What are you doing to prepare for the coming race war?So far the white team has a crippled rapist, a drunken Russian, and a pedophile.
Great example of the white race lmao. -
2019-07-06 at 6:12 AM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
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2019-07-06 at 2:19 AM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
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2019-07-06 at 4:22 PM UTC in Lanny closed Registrations, so some might say that Lanny won...
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lanny has said he never wanted the site to grow. It's just a place for the lost shitters from TOTSE to post. No one new is coming here retard. I'd rather have no regs. Or Lanny implements a $1 reg fee.
That reg fee is a good idea. It should go to Africa to help our fellow niggas who have not made it to space. -
2019-07-07 at 11:31 AM UTC in 28 (sober) days later...Gadzooks, yes.
Yes.
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2019-07-07 at 1:24 PM UTC in Diet drugsI don't know whether to Picard or Yao
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2019-07-07 at 1:38 PM UTC in Hey narc here are some factual insults you can use against me
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2019-07-04 at 6:38 AM UTC in These motherfuckers
Originally posted by DietPiano Jesus. Tia is supposodly an anticonvulsant at normal doses ? Methinks it's the serotonin effects causing seizure fuckery, I could have very well had some last night but of the "partial" nature. Do people even know that they're having seizures in their sleep? I thought I was having some during last OD, but I was being monitored by other people so idk.
It's definitely the high doses. The people i see most online saying they had seizures were the ones who abused the shit out of it. Malice used to make fun of me for thinking this but its really not super unusual for a drug to have paradoxical effects at different doses. -
2019-07-06 at 3 PM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
Originally posted by Helladamnleet Okay, so you've seen where I live and my wife. How does that automatically equate to me beating my wife? I'm really failing to see the correlation here.
Why is a country with 'Free healthcare' only spending %5 less on private healthcare? If free healthcare works soooooo well, that should be about 3% per capita, for super extreme things. Not having to pay out of pocket for shit because the emergency room is at maximum capacity.
I'm not saying America's system is great, because it isn't, but forced healthcare isn't the answer. Putting a profit cap on everything is. Make it illegal to make more than a certain percentage of profit. No more $17 chemo injection that get's marked up to $60,0000. No more $11 Tylenol. Once you impose the cap, big pharma stops making as much money, and suddenly cures will start hitting the market because it will be about helping people again, not making money.
Because you told me you hit your wife you fucking retard. Holy shit. I know I'm not the only one here lol.
Nobody said Canada had free healthcare you utter retard. It is a term that obviously means its paid for through tax distribution.
Its amazing how any attack on socialized Healthcare basically amounts to selfishness and unwillingness to help others. You pay for so much stuff that already helps poor people. Housing, food stamps, police, firefighters, school. Healthcare is just another essential everybody is entitled to by human right. -
2019-07-06 at 2:38 PM UTC in GGG and Helladamnleet wil probably never get togetherI'd be down but I'm not chewing his food for him
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2019-07-06 at 1:44 PM UTC in Blacking out
Originally posted by WellHung In my drinking days I never blacked out. I'm not even sure how it's different from passing out.
Probably didn't drink enough then
Blacking out is when you drink so much you can't remember anything, but you're still active and doing shit. You just have no recollection of the last 3h of the night or whatever. -
2019-06-30 at 5:22 PM UTC in Lol, Trump just walked into Best Korea.
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2019-06-30 at 10:25 PM UTC in Why aren't there more open air markets in America?I'm going to continue studying Polish just so I can tell you to kill yourself in your own language.
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2019-07-06 at 3:23 AM UTC in Healthcare should be completely and utterly paid for by the government
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2019-07-06 at 4:39 AM UTC in I see the armored truck guys service the ATM at corner store at about the same time a couple days a week..The universe beckons
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2019-07-06 at 3:30 AM UTC in Why don't more chicks exclaim "go suck my pussy" like guys say "suck my dick"?
Originally posted by CandyRein As a woman who doesn’t consider herself bisexual but Ive been with women ..I can’t relate to this post
I know when I’d eat my bestie out I’d be cumn the entire time .. but I was extremely attracted to her
You must not been really attracted to them
A woman doesn’t physically “get anything” from suqn a man off but she should enjoy it if she’s into him enough to sex him ..she might even get off herself jus doin it sometimes
Also..
And if you don’t like doin it..
you’re doin a bad job ..because you’re not enjoying it..and shouldn’t do it at all
My best friend always said I was the best and asked how was I
“So good” and I would say because I loved doin it..definitely wasn’t some cookie eating professional..just loved eating her cookie a lot
Jus sayn😋
Africans will eat anything to fill their bellies.