Ughhu
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How old are you? As long as your older than 20 good for you
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Ughhu
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I would be cautious about going cold turkey. Might make sense to keep drinking and taper down over a week or so. You can have a full blown seizure, alcohol has some pretty harsh withdrawal symptoms.
Good luck!
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Ughhu
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Originally posted by Loing
He has literally been grooming a baby relative of his for over a decade, to fuck them when they're 14.
That's a long, premeditated plan to sexually exploit a child and do harm to them (although the brain of a pedophile is not amiable to the insane factual basis for the claim that it is in fact harmful.
So when’s the big birthday? A lot of buildup for that party
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Ughhu
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Monitor garbage cans for tampons. After a few months you should be able to predict their cycle. Then plan your strike for after her period, I think it’s 5ish days or something like that. It’s gonna be smelly, bloody, hard work and take a few months/a few rapes to ensure you get a beautiful babby
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Ughhu
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So you want tranny clause? Should it be a mix of black/Asian/Indian and whoever else you can contract to breed this beast.
Would the public consent to giving out keys so the intruder doesn’t break in through the chimney? This could enable some burglars.
The cookies should be gluten free vegan cardboard disks
Is mrs Claus now nongender too
Do they have non binary orgies with the elves.
Currently the elves are slaves, perhaps they could be freed and create a union.
Maybe the reindeer should drive the sleigh while tranny santy and zer’s partner will pull it.
Where does it fucking end. Christmas is a tradition STFU and deal with it fag
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Ughhu
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Originally posted by gadzooks
So basically, I'll be selling sex so that I can buy sex. It's almost kinda, circle-of-life beautiful in it's own way
Would you fuck her on credit while he fucks you then sending the money down the line of nuts passed. It would be like the human centipede of sex traffic.
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Ughhu
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Not even enough for a stink finger? I’d never wash it. Just smelling it for years
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2018-12-14 at 2:13 AM UTC
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Are you guys prepped?
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Ughhu
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Save a few shots for the walk!
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2018-12-08 at 12:47 PM UTC
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I'm simple and basic
Ughhu
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Basic bitch
Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I'm-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.
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2018-12-07 at 4:05 AM UTC
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I ate a bunch of alka seltzer
Ughhu
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One time when I was super hungover I had an alka seltzer and promptly puked up all this lemon lime foam. It was an experience
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Ughhu
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Put our tree up today. Got a 9 footer! Tree looks dope but now we’re short on decorations. And I realized my gal is a little OCD about how everything is spaced which I hate. I like a tree to be all jumbly and random. I’m excited for the kiddo to see it in the morning
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2018-12-06 at 5:04 AM UTC
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Worst date ever
Ughhu
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I was talking with a friend about bad dates. Made me think of the worst date I have ever brought a girl on.
I was in a real punk rock phase and thought I was a badass with a Mohawk and all the garb associated with commercial punk rock. This brought me several girls who I at the time thought were hardcore too.( I was doing a ridiculous amount of cocaine/ extacy/ oxy for a few years so my judgment was a little cloudy). So I met this chick on the bus and went home with her. We drank and fucked around. Then the next week I thought we could go for a “date” I picked her up in my work van and planned on drinking in the van. She didn’t seem interested so we drove around surrey. (Gadzooks will know Whaley ring road) I thought it would be cool to show her all the hookers that hang out there and throw things at them. She didn’t find it too fun, told me she knew I was the kinda guy who fucked hookers( I was a frequent patron of the area but didn’t admit it) and demanded I take her home. That was the last time I saw her.
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2018-12-06 at 4:18 AM UTC
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Molly The Milf
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And in the old days blowing your nose the next morning with funny purple/green/blue etc etc coloured boogs from snorting pressed tabs. Precious memories
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Ughhu
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He’s on the foreskin of modern science
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Ughhu
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This is what the google produced:
First and foremost, do whatever necessary to keep the size of the penis constant.
Use a force meter, tie a string to front end of the penis (Figure 1). While the string is relaxed, you will measure zero force, because all of the penis's weight is being balanced by the pulling force from the body. From this point on, all forces measurements are automatically converted to mass, they are obtained by multiplying the measured force and the appropriate gravitational constant, so if you are doing this on earth, can use 9.8 m/s^2.
Slowly pull the force meter upwards, you will start to record some mass (Figure 2), the string starts to take over some of the weight of the penis. The important part here is keeping the string perfectly vertical, in order to do this you will have to shift the force meter further away from the body. This detail is crucial and could be the major source of error of this method.
Continue to pull up until the penis is horizontal. At this point, the weight of the penis is evenly distributed between the string and the body, if the measured mass is 30 g, then the mass of the penis is 60 g (Figure 3).
If you continue to pull up, at some point the force will increase, the body is exerting a force to balance the pulling force in order to keep the penis connected, the measured mass at this point is no longer valid (Figure 4).
The schematic diagram demonstrates the four different stages mentioned above, and a plot of mass vs distance. The main challenge in this practice is to ensure minimum force between the penis and the body.
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Ughhu
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I don't think I've had a boner in like a week.
For some reason, though, I'm not particularly bothered by it.
Maybe too preoccupied with other concerns.
Drug induced infertility? You can still fuck with a limp dick just not super rewarding. I remember the days of cocaine and alcohol sex. Everything’s going good then bam your just slamin your wet noodle against her thighs.
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2018-11-30 at 4:51 AM UTC
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Drug trays
Ughhu
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For lines it was always whatever was available. But for weed trays I would steal the plastic thing your bill comes on at a restaurant, the black ones. They have a nice lip to keep everything in place.
Seeing that case with those pretty white rocks really makes me wish I didn’t have responsibilities and could party right now!
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Ughhu
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I miss calling people fags and it not being a big deal. Same with retard, I get bad looks if I call someone retarded now
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Ughhu
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Originally posted by gadzooks
We're all originally from Africa.
Gadzooks. Was it you who said they live in the wack? I spent a lot of time there as a kid, my dad had a place near the university.
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