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2024-10-05 at 3:55 PM UTC in Ok, I admit it. Men are more superficial than women are.
Originally posted by Michael Myers I met a 26 year old woman online a few weeks ago and initially I wasn't interested in her, but she seemed to be interested in me, and after talking to her more, I was interested in her too. I told her we should meet up in real life to see how we vibe IRL, since we got along really well over text. She agreed and it was decided that I would meet her in Germany, where she lives and works. I met her last week, we spent the whole day together and I enjoyed the time spent. At the end, she told me that it's a yes from her, meaning she wants to marry me. But here's the problem… She's too masculine-looking for me. I almost feel feminine next to her. Her personality is really good, however and she's sweet but the only problem here is that I don't find her attractive. And that's hypocritical coming from me, since I'm not attractive myself either. But how will things go down in the bedroom when I feel zero attraction to her? Well, I don't know how to break things off since she's really into me and more importantly, because I don't want to hurt her feelings. Yeah, the girl I used to like had been cruel to me but my negative experiences with women haven't turned me into a bitter asshole. If anything, I now completely understand her and wish I could say that I totally get why she turned me down. I just wish I was cold-hearted enough, for a lack of a better word, to just end things instead of letting this continue. I'd hate to be the reason behind someone's sadness.
Man I called it. I told Lanny a while back you were a vain mother fucker and all that whining about being ugly was a front lol.
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2024-10-05 at 3:43 PM UTC in How come all of my potentially dangerous friends are massive pussies?
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2024-10-04 at 4:26 PM UTC in Look fuys, we did good!They look so happy.
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2024-10-04 at 4:24 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2024-10-04 at 4:22 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
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2024-10-04 at 4:20 PM UTC in My friend posted something very disturbing in telegram
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2024-10-04 at 4:17 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?ðŸ˜ðŸ’“ðŸ˜ðŸ’“ðŸ˜
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2024-10-04 at 3:53 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentKafka who is your fav character. I’m watching rn too.
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2024-10-04 at 3:30 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)
Originally posted by Lanny So this was very much my view of things prior to lala and getting at least a little into football. And I mean there are totally people who are like that: the game is their life, their emotional state is dictated by their team's performance, human interaction is forgone in favor of passively consuming the sport.
On the other hand, there's a more social ritual (which I think is actually more common than the crazed football hermit lifestyle) wherein people gather around, share foot and drink, casually enjoy the sport, and talk about it and other bullshit. It's kind of like a little feast where ypu chill out, drink and eat, and there's some entertainment if you're into it or you can ignore the game and just shoot the shit with people, or be comfy and shitpost on the forum or whatever else in the presence of other human beings. I mean the whole ritual is very american and not exactly healthy, but I guess I just mean to say there's a more low key way that people do the football thing that I didn't expect until I got lured into it with food and booze. Sorta feels like a mini thanksgiving you can do every sunday in the fall.
Doesn’t even know what day we watch football lol.
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2024-10-04 at 1:50 PM UTC in Football Sunday Discussion & Criticisms (Mostly just be critciizing people as always with no real on topic discussion)
Originally posted by Grimace I agree with you, Bradley.
I find it such cultish, borderline religious behavior out of football fans. They all have a burning desire to watch each and every game that is aired and will experience a type of withdrawal syndrome which usually displays as depression if they are unable to watch the game for any reason.
In addition to sitting in front of the TV for hours and hours while wearing their favorite team's memorabilia, they will also have other games that they also would like to watch on their laptop and the stats of yet another game on their phone so they can simultaneously experience three games at once. They seem to get some sort of high off of it.
While the games are on, it is completely consuming to them. They are incapable of interaction, discussion, or anything else because they are so powerfully emotionally invested in what they are watching, completely captivated by the men in tight fitting attire chase after a ball. If their team wins, they jump into the air and scream this wild, animalistic scream. If watching with other fans, they might hug each other, chest bump, or high-five in some weird fraternal-like ritual. They leave the room high on endorphins. Their heart beating hard with joy and a permanent smile etched upon their face.
Likewise, if their team loses, they are met with crippling depression and devolve into solitary confinement where they lie face down in the dark and refuse to speak to anyone or go to work or do anything but lie there in their misery because of men in the TV who didn't catch the ball correctly. lol
It's actually pretty pathetic, really. I always said, those that are hardcore football fans are of the homosexual and low IQ variety.
It’s theater.
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2024-10-03 at 11:37 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!Banny BANNY BANNY
I CALL FOR A 3 day LANNY BANNY FOR THREAD DISRUPTION -
2024-10-03 at 11:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Cuz he was a snob. I don’t like snobby people especially snobby Asians.
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2024-10-03 at 10:51 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2024-10-03 at 9:04 PM UTC in LANNY ISN’T DOING HIS JOB AS SITE OWNER!Ohhhh rekt
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2024-10-03 at 9:04 PM UTC in A well liquored populace is the best defence against sobriety
Originally posted by mmQ I fell into a well when I was 13 years old, and nobody was there to save me, not even Lassie. I literally sat at the bottom of that well for 16 days, of course I was able to drink all the well-water I could ever ask for, so I didn't have to worry about hydration, but food was a different story, so I gnawed off my left leg and ate my muscles and tissue and veins and eventually I sustained on the bone marrow until finally, one day, a small young Somalian child came to the top of the well for no reason, because it was in North Dakota and it didn't make sense for him to be there other than a service we had here bringing in Somalian refugees, but he happened to come to the well, and he looked down at me and made a weird face and I saw him looking at me and he saw me looking at him, and we had this moment, but I couldn't speak because he was so stupid looking and I knew he was an immigrant and I hate immigrants because I mean get your own country to deal with you know, but he had come here nonetheless and I didn't even want to talk to him, but I finally spoke up because he wouldn't stop staring, and I told him to get me out of the well if he could, and then he made another weird face, like he contorted his face even further contorted from what it already was, and then he ran off, I imagine anyway that he ran because I couldn't see if he was running or walking or trotting or skipping or whatever he could have been doing, but he left me, and I assumed he was going to get help, but I was wrong, and he never came back, and so I here I sit in the bottom of this well with a strong wifi connection and a cell phone just trapped, helpless, lonely, and forgotten.
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2024-10-03 at 6:41 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....No!
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2024-10-03 at 6:01 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....New job. I didn’t like the Asian man. I’m takin myself out the runnin.
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2024-10-03 at 4:36 PM UTC in Remove my name from the site or I will sue you Lanny
