Even though it's not supported by science, and it's a leap of faith... Bill Krozby and fire crotch fatty's posts in this thread, have really given me perspective, and made me much less favorable toward suicide. I'm a logical and reasonable man, and it was wrong of me to assume that death definitely equals a lack of consciousness. Perhaps it does penalize me by the higher powers, if I were to do so, and I could bring this misery with me... I'm very thankful to Douglas monks and wicked attraction for their input in this thread. I'm not saying it's certainly true... but it's definitely compelling.
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weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Clearly you don't need to be talking anymore.
All I can say is from my own experience in that if you suicide all your friends and family are gonna be so really pissed off.
I know cuz my bff left early and it really sucked dealing with it.
If you're that selfish then fuck you.
I dont see how its selfish. Its your life. And what if your family and friends sucked?
So you have to be alive when you dont want to because of someone elses will? Seems like they are the selfish ones for not understanding your plight.
Like well hung has told me many times he wants to kill himself but i told him not to. but at the end of the day its his desiscion
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2020-07-01 at 3:13 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
Hell, I just miss the Florida group we were after work. Always hangin in the yard doin barbecue, and there was always so much to do then… Now the neighborhood we knew is gone, and all the people are new….
Its kinda weird to think about how there was a last time for everything. Like, there was a last time you and your crew got together and had a barbecue. Probably without knowing that it would be the last time.
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2020-07-01 at 2:50 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Ha I forgot all about those. We used to call our farts carpet frogs, or tile frogs, or whatever surface we were standing on frogs. Good times.
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2020-07-01 at 2:31 AM UTC
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Random Thoughts
Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
A single banjo note was heard in the distance…………..
All were quiet to hear if more notes would bounce to our ears on the gentle breeze…
It could have been a frog i guess.
Or a girl fart…. You know those ones they do when they're washing the dishes, and then deny it?
Lol that was beautiful
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
The number one thing that drives people is status, and they'll try to accumulate it any way they think they can
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2020-06-30 at 3:49 AM UTC
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Eat your heart out Steve
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by DontTellEm
Ur a complete cornball. That name doesn't register, ur analysis of myself is laughable, given U don't know me ,son. π
Yeah thats really rich coming from you a total harlequin clown. You sound really frothy.
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
I like running after a work out, and I maintain my cuts through my other training, but it's nice to know it's there if I need it… I'm black card for the travel reasons as well, but the nearest gym out here is over 100 miles away. funny, they said they will collect every month regardless. Not good….I'm debating this now. trading in my "travel shower and gym", for a hose and cinder blocks, lol.
You remind me of a few people. Do you wear a lot of neon orange construction type shirts and poorly sing a lot of songs at karaoke on certain nights of the week?
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
I have about 80 different voices that I can use,
I have the Indian Tech support accent: houw caniy healpyoo? I'm taech-supporrdt… (hangs-up)
The mafia 3 guys: that really do scare the shit out of em… Howdjooget dis numba… yo Franky! "what boss?" go checkdis address out famee wiiya? Take Geno wityoo… (hangs up fast)
The old lady: tiny wretched voice with gravel in it….heelloo?…. heeelllooo? yyeeaas… is this the citiy doing thiiiis???
Ummm, no mayam, we are- could yooo pleeeease speak uuup, plleeeaase? I can't hear too good…. isss thiss the city???
The homeless guy: Hiy! if I can have just a minute of your time please? Surre, I have all the time in the world for you….
"ok, great! I would like to talk about our amazing home security system with you?, now, do you own your-" hold on a second, I'm homeless dude….what, am I gonna wear this on my back or some shit?? "I'm so sorry!" (hangs up)
Screaming at the top of my lungs: long and hard, laughing at the end…..(hangs up)
The "You Suck" song: You suuuck, do you know how much you motherfucking suuuck??? I know, they know, your mom knows, your grandfather knows, your whole town knows, Iowa knows, Japan knows, how muuuucch,,, you motherfucking, suuuuccckkk!!!
Fart with perfect timing:
And so on. I get good practice on these mothafuckas. might as well make a production out of it.
Didn't read
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Originally posted by WellHung
i want a slurpee.
Originally posted by Octavian
What a faggit
Pay no mind to these two. They are racist pedofags themselves.
Anyway, OP you need to start living life in the real world. You spend a lot of time on the internet. Do volunteer work for your community. Become active in a church. Live life in reality and be less of an internetman.
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Originally posted by Archer513
Think of all the premium dick ya gonna be getting
π€£
Not sure I want to dick up a firecrotch.
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2020-06-25 at 11:56 PM UTC
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What kind of spider is this?
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
nope
Good cuz spiders eat mosquitoes
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Originally posted by G
Fuck democratic,republican,libertarian,BLM,antifa & whatever else lol if you're dumb ass is out destroying shit let the chips fall where they may w/ enforcement. Trump's playing it wrong because he's trying to give the democratic state heads enough rope to hang themselves with by letting them make their own calls on handling it. It's perfect for him, they look inept & he can belittle them in his campaign win/win. The real fucking loss is meanwhile cities are getting wrecked already tanked economy sinking further & accountability's a thing of the past. But this what you you get w/ major crises in election years , save face before you save the place.
Fucking clown show lol.
You're right though about accountability. It's a major problem and the primary reason we're at where we're at today. Too many George Floyd situations and too many white people who refuse to acknowledge racism.
Then you have black people refusing to acknowledge their own role in the situation. That Atlanta Wendy's shooting was justified. If you're being arrested and punch a cop in the face and take a weapon from him and point it at the cop you're asking to get shot. That's not racism lol.
Both sides are in extreme denial.
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The #11 at some new Mexican restaurant in town. 1 beef taco, 1 beef enchilada, and 1 beef burrito. I smothered them all in hot sauce and white queso dip and tortilla chip crumbles. Service was top notch and my only complaint was they had the music turned up so loud we could barely hear one another but some of the songs were pretty funny and catchy so I just kinda ended up bouncing on my seat to the beats the whole time and embracing the holistic experience.
Thank you.
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
I believe that all animal's fear effects the meat when you take it into you, including cows and pigs. Many reptiles to my knowledge give off a protective odor that detours predators, and that might affect the taste, but it's still edible. I would say to wash the meat thoroughly also to neutralize any strange aftertaste from glands.
Surprise is the best way to kill anything you eat I believe. I have reasons for this that date back to 1793, France. I'll discuss this later if you like, after work today maybe.
As far as viper, make sure it didn't bite itself, or something bit them, then it's at least safe. I would cut 2" past the head if you are concerned about taste affected by fear, then leave the head and "neck" as an offering of thanks, to the powers that be, "Misotra Betsaka", or in your neck of the woods "Miigwech" and the amazing critters around you. Freeze the meat immediately! That DOES affect the flavor, kinda like Halibut, if you know what I mean, or cook it right then. You know not over-cook it, and use Southwestern, or Mexican spices… If you're doing soups, Asian spices hands down.
Gator….. someone's always cooking gator and crawfish, and they are excellent at it, so I've never cooked either one, but enjoyed the spoils. Best Crawfish (Mudbug) I've ever had is at "The Harbor" in Metairie just off of Causeway Blvd. That dude knows his shit! and they are huge. A real Cajun is getting harder to find, but they are truly the masters of gator. Creole is just as amazing, but different.
Smoked Boudin… best is west of Lafayette, on one of the exits going west, to the right, and up about a 1/2 mile, left hand side, in a little place that looks more like a fishing bait place, lol. I'll be re-finding that on the way back to pick up my car, still stranded in Nola, because of an oil sending unit.
Also, don't eat turtle soup in the French Quarter on Bourbon St. It blows unless it's a great restaurant like Galatoire's or Arnauds. Even they don't put enough chunks in, but damn, flavor is amazing. https://www.galatoires.com/menus/dining-room.
Anything from Brennan's or Commander's Palace is amazing!… (local trick) go at lunch. $20.00 a plate vs $100.00 a plate at dinner. A blazer is required, but they will actually furnish you one while you're there, with your shorts, lol. At Brennan's, blackened Redfish, In-fucking-credible, and for dessert, Banana's Foster… didn't think I'd like it, but I was so wrong. It's fucking amazing. They Invented it, and are in the Webster's dictionary for it.
What are your 1793 France reasons for killing something by surprise? I've heard the same thing though honestly. It makes sense evolutionarily speaking. If you release a bad tasting chemical before you are about to be killed, animals will be more likely to avoid eating you.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) there aren't really any snakes here. I've seen maybe 2 or 3 in my entire life in this state. Have seen an 8ft water moccasin in FL. I bet that would make a great meal.
I'm saving these restaurant names for my list of places to go. I don't know if I'll ever be in Louisiana again but definitely checking New Orleans if I can.
How do you have all these experiences. Are you literally a viking?
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
them diamond backs is good eatin,, back in the day I went hog hunting and came back to camp with three snakes and a dear for dinner,, then we drank wisky and we all took turns fuckin my girlfriend,, I was kinda mad at first but they all agreed I just didn't know she was or had been fuckin all of em since she was 13 so I relaxed and we had a red neck backwoods party, after that night she was my Wednesday girl.
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2020-06-18 at 12:52 AM UTC
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Suggestion for the police.
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
they're going to have a very hard time finding anyone who wants to do the job after this. they were already aiming low (generally speaking) with the low pay and and poor training; why would anyone join up now knowing they're going to be raked over the coals for every interaction?
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Firekrotchfatty singlehandedly collapsed building 7.
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Originally posted by Grylls
Donβt leave bro π’
Ok I'll stay :)
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