Posts by Lit Papi

1. 2018-08-16 at 12:44 PM UTC in Lanny is a MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING.
   Lit Papi Houston
   GATOR SKIN!
2. 2018-08-15 at 1:34 PM UTC in I'm stronger than normies.
   Lit Papi Houston
   You're the most normie person on this forum. I bet you leave the house more than once a week too
3. 2018-08-14 at 1:50 PM UTC in One thing for sure is that my life is not easy
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4. 2018-08-14 at 1:45 PM UTC in Normies can't understand the Cx walk
   Lit Papi Houston
   AND YOU ALL THINK THIS IS EASY? KEEP THAT AC SET TO 60 FREEZY
5. 2018-08-14 at 12:52 PM UTC in Best diss track ever
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6. 2018-08-14 at 12:47 PM UTC in Normies can't understand the Cx walk
   Lit Papi Houston
   (IT'S A SCUFFED WALK)
   I'MA GO LIVE, I AIN'T TRYNA EDIT SHIT, I'MA GO LIVE
   
   
   FEELING SILLY LIKE I'M DING DING
   MARTIANS CALLING ME, I'M HEARING THAT RING RING
   ALL WONDERING WHERE I'M SLEEPING
   TRYING TO GUESS THE MOMMA OF LITTLE DING DING
   AND I'M FEELING KIND OF SLEEPY
   4 PM FUCK A SCHEDULE, I'M STILL EATING
   
   
   SHOW ME YOUR DICK, WANNA BUST
   DANCING WITH STRIPPERS ON THE BUS
   I MAKE 50K A MONTH JUST SLEEPING
   GRAB MY GOBLIN DICK AND KEEP BEATING
   
   AND THEY ALL THINK THIS IS EASY
   KEEP THAT AC SET AT 60 FREEZY
   HAVE YOU GOT SOME CAPTAIN CRUNCH?
   EAT IT OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR LUNCH
   SOLES ON MY FEET, BLACKED LIKE HANNAH
   TWITCH STAFF NEVER LIKED MY MANNERS
   
   LEFT HAND WAVING, SHOUTING "FUCK IT"
   
   SHORTY'S CHIN SO BIG NEED A BUCKET
   AND THE CONDOM FUCKIN' SPLIT
   BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS HIT
7. 2018-08-14 at 12:44 PM UTC in Normies can't understand the Cx walk
   Lit Papi Houston
   
   
   WE STARTED OFF CALLING THE SONG "CX WALK" BUT THEN BY THE TIME I GOT INSIDE WE HAD A SNIPER COME OUTSIDE AND TELL US YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE THAT SHIT A "SCUFFED WALK"
   
   (IT'S A SCUFFED WALK)
   I'MA GO LIVE, I AIN'T TRYNA EDIT SHIT, I'MA GO LIVE
   
   YEAH, I RECOGNIZE I WOULD STUMBLE ON THE RISE
   I AIN'T TELL YOU THAT I WASN'T GON' LIE
   WHEN YOU SEE ME DO A SCUFFED WALK
   GATOR SKIN TAKING OUT THE GUESS WORK
   
   HAD 'EM SEEING SLAPS, HANDS FLYING WITH SOME LEG WORK
   
   IRL STREAMING CALL THE NETWORK
   I GAVE THIS SHIT MY WHOLE LIFE, YOU COULD TELL ME WHAT THE BEST WORTH
   AND WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE YOU COULD MAKE A MEME
   BUT PAY ATTENTION TO THE WORDS CAUSE I DO BELIEVE
   THAT FROM A TIME WE ALL MET IT WAS A JUBILEE
   ICE HAD STRAIGHTFORWARD MATH LIKE HE USUALLY
   RV'S, BUS TICKET, OFF TO BOARDING THE SEA
   ONLYUSEMEBLADE, TSA, AND IT'S A SCUFFED WALK
   
   (IT'S A SCUFFED WALK)
   I'MA GO LIVE, I AIN'T TRYNA EDIT SHIT, I'MA GO LIVE
   
   NORMIES CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE CX WALK
   STRAPPED IN A TRACK, TTS TALK
   NEW LEECH GET THE SNIPER OFF
   FREE DOLLARS NOW I'M RAPPING TO A MICROPHONE
   
   REACH ME HORSESHOE WITH ET
   FAN TRYING TO CALL BALLING WITH A SWEET TEA
   
   I STREAMED ALL THE WAY TO PHILLY
   AND DING DING KINDA GOT ME FEELING KIND SINDA SILLY
   EDITORS, I DON'T EVEN NEED 'EM
   TUNE IN LIVE TO KIEDOM
   
   GOT REJECTED, ON THE DATING GAME
   BUT NOW I'M HERE TO MAKE MY NAME
8. 2018-08-14 at 12:24 PM UTC in My freestyle
   Lit Papi Houston
   YEET
   
   
9. 2018-08-13 at 11:59 AM UTC in A drug called 'monkey dust' which causes people to eat faces and jump from buildings
   Lit Papi Houston
   I do drugs and only get the good effects
   
   LIT PAPI
10. 2018-08-13 at 11:56 AM UTC in NiS IRC
    Lit Papi Houston
    That's a myth. Quit being scared and living in fear
11. 2018-08-13 at 11:56 AM UTC in jedis in space
    Lit Papi Houston
    The jedis can only eat kosher foods, think about this. Australia is a continent with no native kosher animals so they had to bring their own.
    
    So my idea was to send all the jedis into space but "forget" to send the kosher animals and only send them eels and bats.
12. 2018-08-13 at 11:27 AM UTC in Test Thread
    Lit Papi Houston
    LIT LIKE A BIC AND YO MOM JUST SUCKED MY DICK
    
    LIT PAPI
13. 2018-08-13 at 11:26 AM UTC in All modern laptops suck ass
    Lit Papi Houston
    Incels... I woke up to 3 different sluts wanting to have Monday coffee with me on tinder
    
    All these bitches on my dick
    Wanna fuck me and they thick
14. 2018-08-13 at 11:21 AM UTC in All modern laptops suck ass
    Lit Papi Houston
    New computers suck and you only use IRC and hate social media.
    
    You are just a mentally ill luddite stuck thinking the late 1980's was the golden age of computers.
    
    You probably thought the mouse was stupid and pointless when it came out too.
15. 2018-08-13 at 11:18 AM UTC in NiS IRC
    Lit Papi Houston
    Nobody uses IRC anymore and if you think you do you're stuck in the past.
    
    Just use Facebook, your room never got more than 10 people anyways.
16. 2018-08-13 at 11:12 AM UTC in Thousands of animals cross the border every day
    Lit Papi Houston
    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/trump-rsquo-s-wall-may-threaten-thousands-of-plant-and-animal-species-on-the-u-s-mexico-border/
    
    We should start a fake Mexican PETA conservation group that seems like it's a bunch of moral self licensing but really we just go out and microchip random animals and strap drug packages to them and then track them when they cross just shoot it and grab your drugs.
    
    Think about it, they don't search animals at the border, they cross undetected and even if they get picked up by motion sensors they will just watch it illegally cross.
    
    Even if they catch on to the plot and start catching the DRUG MULES it will be impossible to stop them all.
    
    If you did this on a big enough scale I think you could put all the cartels out of business.
    
    
17. 2018-08-13 at 10:39 AM UTC in Are you afraid to die?
    Lit Papi Houston
    I'm lit like a bic and ya mom just sucked my dick
    
    LIT PAPI