Originally posted by ohfralala
Bird Box is a stupid ass movie. It’s one of those where it’s like oh hey yeah we are going to fuck with you emotionally for two hours straight bc you’ve got ovaries and deserve to suffer. Here’s every terrible thing we could ever think of. Awful.
Plus there’s this part (and I don’t even give a fuck about spoilers-SORRY) but there’s this part where Sandra Bullock is supposed to be carrying two kids through the woods while she’s running but she’s obviously carrying two stuffed dolls and it’s just painful to watch bc it’s a big, whopping, dramatic visual mess. She’s just trotting along full speed with lifeless little crash test dummies in her arms trying to make them look heavier than they are. Ruined the whole movie.
Also they make the little girl cry in one part of the movie which made me cry so fuck this film. That little lip quiver almost ruined me.
And yeah the ending was poetic. BIG WHOOP. HELEN KELLER CAN KISS MY ASS. I’m too pissed about the other stuff to appreciate it right now.
Most likely an Oscar not an Emmy since it’s a movie and not a television series, but that ain’t happening.
YOU DO NOT WIN AWARDS FOR CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT FOR CARRYING DOLLS THROUGH THE WOODS.
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Originally posted by GGG
Good riddance I know that exact same thing happened in the past but it was a particularly difficult time to get a real climate change atmosphere in which it was a good scene for the last two years and nothing came from it that way too many people who were just a retard of the time nobody likes to play devil's advocate but that's not how refraction works with their shitty threads and the fat girls will take anything to the hospital
Da fuq are you on?
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Originally posted by Phantasmagoria
I'm not being edgy I legit want a loli waifu who I can play with, not just sexually but as a kid. We'll play TF2 and Minecraft together then have sex. We'll go to fine restaurants then have sex in the family restrooms. We'll go camping and have sex in the woods. Etc
I think when you fuckers say this kind of thing, you're really saying you crave getting your asshole stretched out by 5 guys taking turns on you in a prison cell while the C.O.'s laugh and call you a faggot
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