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2019-06-08 at 7:09 PM UTC in writing myself a eulogy for whenever i die
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2019-06-08 at 4:58 PM UTC in writing myself a eulogy for whenever i die
Originally posted by Bill Krozby damn dude…
well at least you're being honest. I've always figured no one would come to my funeral depending on how long I lived but yeah If I was a ghost at my own funeral I probably wouldn't enjoy it unless there were actually people I loved were there. I'm not even sure If I'd want a funeral to be honest. I've only been to one before one of my cousins and It was awful. Sure It sucks that my cousin died, and i felt bad for his mom. But everyone there was so fake. I had to see my brother and seeing my dad cry was a little embarrassing. One of my other cousins I hadn't seen in over a decade grabbed onto me and started crying, she was like in the fakest voice ever "omg Doug this wasn't supposed to happen!" and then the minister was like "this was supposed to happen…"
good luck w that
lmao, all part of god's plan -
2019-06-08 at 3:48 PM UTC in writing myself a eulogy for whenever i diei was in group therapy the other day and this dude was talking about how his father recently died and so he had to write the eulogy. it was difficult for him because his dad was a coke dealing POS pimp basically and he recommended to everyone that maybe they write down some stuff they would want said about them at their funeral just in case they kick the bucket unexpectedly so it got me thinking. if i had a massive seizure and died right now whoever wrote my eulogy would probably say a bunch of retarded shit that wasn't even true.
so basically i am going to write a long ass eulogy about how im edgy and my life sucks but i partied super hard and did scummy shit but i hated myself for it later at least. then i'm going to write about how humanity should die out and try to make everyone cringe and be depressed. motherfuckers never really cared about me anyways so why should my funeral be comfortable for them -
2019-06-08 at 3:41 PM UTC in The Witness is the grand illusion
Originally posted by Common De-mominator The fact that they are structured by our brains into one structure that believes it is a person is what causes the illusion of the witness, because it is an attempt to preserve the self.
but isn't that a thing too? like a photograph preserves a moment, but it's still a thing. not the best analogy but i think you get me, isn't the witness a thing too? -
2019-06-08 at 2:57 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentleave it in the driveway bitch im done
making me cry and pull out my gun
im gonna shoot this if you run
blow my brains out just for fun -
2019-06-08 at 2:56 PM UTC in tfw u had an i5 all alongi had an i5 but i programmed it to be an i7
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2019-06-08 at 2:56 PM UTC in I'm hallucinating music right now
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2019-06-08 at 1:44 PM UTC in Alright guys. Shows over. Time to pack up our bags and go home.killing yourself painlessly would be easy
get fucking loaded on heroin til youre nodding hard then swallow 30 mg xanaax and sit down and have a few drinks, you'll be effectively gone before or by the time you have the second or third -
2019-06-08 at 12:46 PM UTC in I'm hallucinating music right now
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2019-06-08 at 12:43 PM UTC in I'm hallucinating music right nowyes when i was awake for meth on 2-4 days
i've already posted extensively about this and the music i heard was better than the music you are hearing -
2019-06-08 at 12:40 PM UTC in I am God and reality exists for me
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2019-06-08 at 12:35 PM UTC in I am God and reality exists for meive already had this thought about myself so basically you're just a poseur and fake and gay
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2019-06-07 at 4:25 PM UTC in do you ever wish everyone who cares about you died
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2019-06-07 at 2:51 PM UTC in why not §m£ÂgØL and candyrein?then risirs like:
dont wanna
~dont wanna talk about it~
~i say why not~
dont wanna think about it
~i say theres got to~
be some good reason
for your little
BLACK
BACK
PACK
UP
SMACK
TURN AROUND HES ON HIS BACK
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2019-06-07 at 2:46 PM UTC in Legalize Quantum Weed*is fully baked in half baked*
*becomes self conscious and looks around awkwardly* -
2019-06-07 at 2:45 PM UTC in Legalize Quantum Weedlegalize christum dimeythlweed
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2019-06-07 at 2:44 PM UTC in why not §m£ÂgØL and candyrein?huffng glu under the brij
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2019-06-07 at 2:44 PM UTC in why not §m£ÂgØL and candyrein?§m£ÂgØL mr still ur gurl
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2019-06-07 at 2:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentcounting down the moments before i can get benzoed
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2019-06-07 at 2:18 PM UTC in Bill Krozby told blaster master that I'm gay and that Bill Krozby and I talked on the phone...me and krolo chat on the phone every single night. we talk about our days and cats
