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Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

  1. dp stop doing meth you goddamn idiot before it possesses you and you come to months later with your entire life destroyed and like a year of depression to get through
  2. Originally posted by G4LM In Taipei i saw a Nike rip off store that had some generic dumb name but instead of 'just do it' as a slogan, they had 'you can do it'

    It was oddly motivating.

    lol dude i got an email today offering $400 round trip from LA to Taipei in december. im really really really tempted
  3. Originally posted by G4LM Kava is the shit. It's perfect for taking the edge off without getting you fucked up. I use it when I feel like day drinking.

    yea, i couldn't really feel it much before but that's no wonder with the amount of benzos i was taking. it definitely boosted my mood today though from being really depressed and kind of wanting to die to actually going out and taking care of a couple things i needed to do. i think i can most likely use it to ride out the rest of this PAWS at least.

    while we're on the subject, have you noticed any difference between strains of kava that kwk sells? i've only ever tried the borongoru.

    also there's a few kava bars in my city, apparently it's really popular with the AA crowd so i might hit one up one of these days, maybe i can find a chill sober girl who likes doing psychedelics
  4. Originally posted by Obbe Are you going to share the seed?

    yea open ur mouth lmao
  5. i thought monged was australian slang for getting fucked up on MDXX but i didn't think aldra did those kinds of drugs

    interesting
  6. i ate some pepperoni jalapeno pizza today then i was remembering yesterday some guy brought a bunch of figs to my work and gave them to us so i was thinking like "damn i want some fig newtons" because i haven't even had any in a really long time so i walked to the store and saw this


    and it was fucking with me for a minute because i could have SWORN they were fig NEWTONS not NEWMANS. then i found out it's just a ripoff. i'm surprised they haven't been sued or anything but then again i saw a store called "6 eleven" in cambodia once so who knows

  7. get raphael on here so we can hear his side of the story
  8. i compromised by taking some kava but it got me buzzed because i have no tolerance to anything anymore
  9. post is totally incomprehensible but i am a white american in california
  10. Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking lol.

    TALES FROM THE SHITHOLE: CUM FIESTA PART 2

    but once I had to squirt really bad from drinking crystals hot sauce straight from the bottle and drinking and I went into the fiesta mart and there was already some dude taking a dumper at seven in the morning probably that worked there anyways i went to womens restroom and it was fucking disgusting, way worse than any mens room i've ever been in.. I ran back out and went back to the mens room told him to in spanish to hurry the fuck up, "rapido, pronto, ayuda me" and he was like "que?" so I ran back to the womens restroom and I couldnt fucking do it, there was period blood all over the seat and liquid asshole / urine ect.. so I tried to fit my ass over the trashcan, one of those trash cans that are imbedded in the wall so even my skinny ass couldn't fit in I sprayed a lot of orange ass and some of it was slipping out of the trash can.

    I felt like it was a saw movie, I had to go run over the tp gizmo to whipe burning b hole, but the bathroom was on incline to a drain in the middle of room to easily clean i guess, and the time was ticking so i quickly wiped my ass as fast and ass hard as i could right before the liquid orange toxic ass got on my slippers and made it out. I left the store.

    And went and bought my groceries elsewhere

    now i get prepped by stocking up on immodium, even though it takes the fun out of diarrhea

    lol goddamn that sounds like a crazy debacle

    once i went to the bathroom at work (the kind where it's a small room with one toilet that you can lock the door) and nobody was outside or waiting or anything so i took like 5 fat hits off a meth pipe and started blowing fat clouds and it got all cloudy but nobody was around so i didn't think it mattered but then i walked out right after and there were like 5 people waiting for the bathroom lmao

    i powerwalked the fuck out of there before anybody could figure out what i was doing and potentially stop me
  11. i just found out about this, this is the best thing to happen to me in like 3 years
  12. JUST FOR TODAY I WILL STAY SOBER

    however i will still waste the entire fucking day away being a useless sack of shit that nobody cares about
  13. Originally posted by park police Why would quality people be using a public restroom lol

    Quality people tend to have lives and too busy for a website like this. That's why we're all sociopaths/trolls

    lmao i agree people who shit in public restrooms are usually trash human beings. i guess you could make an exception for like a legit emergency but that's really rare.
  14. looks like something an art school dropout would wear
  15. i get intrusive thoughts about cutting my fingers off
    i get confused and build machines to count the numbers
    i dont know why
    something about some shit that happened long ago
    its not important that you understand my struggle
    it used to happen all the time
    now it happen double
    i miss when i can hide it when the episode was subtle
    i stay inside
    im a burden
    i dont want to scare you
    probably drinkin burboun when im fallin its a parachute
    45 on me im prepared and i aint scared to shoot
  16. plz help me with this conundrum
  17. §m£ÂgØL lives in alaska but we all live in HELL
  18. he lives in florida
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