Posts by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III

1. 2019-04-10 at 5:20 PM UTC in I might be mentall ill but that's ok
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost What website are you going to next?
   
   Also you are the biggest fucking normie I've ever seen in my life you haven't even renounced earthly desire and devouted yourself to the Quantum Tetrahedron, you still eat food and engage in consumerist behaviour and care about things like vanity and sobriety.
   
   Your soul is a weak flame that can be put out by a slight breeze, that's why you feel the need to leave this place, fight or flight.
   
   The only thing that could save you is renouncing all your worldly possessions, fasting for a year and taking lots of meth and LSD.
   
   Triangles are truth, stop living in the fake secular world.

   
   this.
2. 2019-04-10 at 5:16 PM UTC in I might be mentall ill but that's ok
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   you're boring
3. 2019-04-10 at 4:53 PM UTC in Armsmerchant dead?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   he's probably all hopped up on chinese mystery powder fighting bears in the alaskan wilderness
4. 2019-04-10 at 4:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   can somebody please tell me what kind of car this is? i want it more than i want a maserati
   
   
5. 2019-04-10 at 4 PM UTC in ASSANGE TO GET FUCKED LIVESTREAM
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   when the fuck is this supposed to happen? i've been awake on meth for 5 days with my eyes glued to the screen just waiting and i think psychosis is starting to set in
6. 2019-04-10 at 11:52 AM UTC in What is your favorite emote/smiley?
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
7. 2019-04-10 at 11:48 AM UTC in this guy is literally the lanny prototype except he became a soundcloud rapper
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   discuss
   
8. 2019-04-10 at 11:45 AM UTC in I have to pull my head from my ass
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   whip it like a nascar
9. 2019-04-10 at 11:40 AM UTC in where the fuck is my fucking jaw supposed to sit
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   somebody better fucking tell me
10. 2019-04-10 at 11:39 AM UTC in I had a dream with bumble in it this morning.
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I had a dream that a former friend I haven't talked to in four years sent me a message in broken English saying he was going to kill me. It was something like
    
    "Aall wntd 2 do w hag out bt y wodt repond
    
    I fd ot ware u r adn m gona kil I if I csn"
    
    And I walked into my hallway to a figure that looked sort of like a troll but with hair that completely surrounded and covered its head
    
    I turned toward the door and saw said former friend and some old dude. He said "I'm going to beat your ass" and hit me in the face repeatedly but it didn't hurt much, and the old man pulled out a gun and shot me.
    
    I guess it was a tranquilizer gun or something because it felt like I was poked in the neck with a needle
    
    I said "I've always wondered what it would be like to get shot with….uuuhhh" and started to lose consciousness
    
    The man said "now you know" and I woke up
    
    I felt kinda bad because the guy somehow got somebody to give him my phone number recently and sent me some messages asking how I was doing and wanting to hang out but I didn't respond because everything the guy touches turns to shit

    
    im pretty sure thats bling and all his threads are dank
11. 2019-04-10 at 11:36 AM UTC in Calling my cat "Aloha Dog"
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol aloha dog is just chillin there like
    
12. 2019-04-10 at 10:01 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    *suffocates to death*
13. 2019-04-10 at 9:40 AM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagels
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man greenplastic, what kind of bagels do you like?
    
    I like onion bagels a lot, it works well with cream cheese or as a sammich, not so much if you want to put anything sweet on there.

    
    onion bagels are pretty dank, usually i just eat the ones from my work which have poppy seeds and garlic and shit like that on them
14. 2019-04-10 at 3:31 AM UTC in Official JB thread
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Just looked it up! Lol
    
    Hahaha Green is proven wrong 😁

    
    it doesn't count after two other users had to give you a step by step
15. 2019-04-10 at 3:22 AM UTC in Official JB thread
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    lol, "technologist" just got schooled on how to use google by frala
16. 2019-04-10 at 3:03 AM UTC in Calling my cat "Aloha Dog"
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    post pics of cat
17. 2019-04-10 at 2:35 AM UTC in Official JB thread
    

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18. 2019-04-10 at 2:33 AM UTC in Official JB thread
    

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19. 2019-04-10 at 2:28 AM UTC in What do you think Pablo escobar thought of the film Scarface?
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    i watched scarface on mxe
    
    YOU STUPID FUCK, LOOK AT YOU NOW
    
20. 2019-04-10 at 2:26 AM UTC in 1 year, 8000 posts
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut