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2019-05-01 at 3:42 AM UTC in Are people enhancemented into groups on the internet?
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2019-05-01 at 1:32 AM UTC in I just got fired!i kinda wish i got fired today
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2019-04-30 at 11:40 PM UTC in lol panthrax got divorced over a slampiggod damn that cheese bitch is fucking wretched
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2019-04-30 at 11:16 PM UTC in Shitting In The Doghouse At Workstart fucking as many of your female coworkers as you can
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2019-04-30 at 11:14 PM UTC in Shitting In The Doghouse At Workwhen your boss says something undesirable happened just be like "ehh" and act as indifferent as possible, like you don't have any clue that it would even be something that would upset them
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2019-04-30 at 11:12 PM UTC in Shitting In The Doghouse At WorkWe used to use this computer program to either request that some mechanical work would be done or we would be the ones signing off on the requests after we did the work. Our username and password were like a signature and it was basically just digital paperwork. I realized that on the login screen, if you put in a username and clicked the "change password" button, it would force you to pick a new password for the username that was typed in before the user could log in or sign off any work. The password had a bunch of special requirements too, like it couldn't be any of the last 10 passwords you changed it from, needed a certain amount of capital letters, numbers etc.
There was this one douchebag I worked with who would come in to work midway through my shift while we were in Afghanistan, and so for a while every day I would enter his username and click the change password button at some point before he got to work and then watch him come up with and enter a new password. He was more and more outraged by it until he actually slammed the laptop down on the desk and broke it. Then he kind of went nuts and was talking about how badly he wanted to kill people for a few months so I just left it alone. -
2019-04-30 at 11:03 PM UTC in Shitting In The Doghouse At Work
Originally posted by Admin So they don't like me at work. They treat me like shit. They clearly want me to quit.
I work at a call center and it has very high turnover.
What things can I do to piss off management?
I like to play dumb like I don't know how certain procedures are done and ask a bunch of questions making my calls long. I also try to sound uncertain when customers want me to reassure then about things.
I have shit for customer reviews(few and low) and I'm on a list due to customers calling back.
What else can I do to shit in this shitter?
lol i love acting really dumb at jobs i hate. i did that in the military for a long time because the people i worked directly with were all fucking pricks, and there was always an endless amount of work to do so there was really no incentive to get it done quickly. a good technique is to just repeat the last part of whatever they tell you to do, as a question 2 or 3 times each time. not just over and over again to make it super obvious but just enough to make them think you're dumb and get really irritated at always having to explain over and over again. also you can ask people dumb questions. if someone is really into music, ask them about it and give them a chance to tell you all about their favorite artist or genre for a few minutes and smile and agree with them, then ask if they like metallica/tupac/something either really generic or bad or just the opposite of whatever their preference is. -
2019-04-30 at 3:21 AM UTC in Stopping my.put of control drinking (day -2)
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2019-04-30 at 3:19 AM UTC in Do faggots douche?
Originally posted by Technologist I don’t know OP, tell us the answer. Inquiring minds want to know.
how did that saying even get started? it's fucking ridiculous. the fact that the mind is inquiring is obvious since everyone knows your brain controls what you think and it's obviously asking a question, so to specifically state that "inquiring minds want to know" seems retardedly redundant. we don't announce any other random whim of an emotion we have by saying "____ minds want to_____". like can you imagine if you get in a fight with someone and instead of telling them you're going to beat the shit out of them, you tell them "angry bodys want to punch you"? that would be ridiculous. -
2019-04-30 at 3:13 AM UTC in Stopping my.put of control drinking (day -2)
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2019-04-30 at 1:30 AM UTC in WORLDS FIRST MUTE RAPPERwhat do you think of this?
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2019-04-30 at 1:10 AM UTC in Unban GGG
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2019-04-29 at 9:37 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Solstice I have a friend who gets off probation in like four months and they keep threatening to revoke his probation and throw him in prison all because he refuses to stop smoking weed. Some people are dumb.
lol, i was in the military with this guy who got kicked out a week before he was slated to get out of the military for getting caught on a drug test for weed. he ended up being put on restriction for 2 months (7 weeks past the time he was already supposed to have been gone) and then he got kicked out. -
2019-04-29 at 9:35 PM UTC in Literally Nothing Matters
Originally posted by gadzooks I've been trying for like 15-20 years do find the perfect drug regime but have failed over and over and over again.
if it's something you set a hard limit to and you respect that limit, and that limit is below the amount needed to impair your judgement so much that you blackout/make the decision to do more, i don't see how that could fail. if you are anything like i am, i have a feeling you just want to be fucked up a lot of the time (i don't blame you) -
2019-04-29 at 9:31 PM UTC in I've got the loudest stereo on the block =)
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2019-04-29 at 9:28 PM UTC in Literally Nothing Matters
Originally posted by gadzooks Benzos are part of the problem.
I think what angers me the most is that I blacked out on Friday night. I didn't take any benzos, but sometimes alcohol can be enough to induce a full on black out all on its lonesome.
I woke up with a sore/bruised face, and I don't even know if it was human induced or from a fall.
I also interacted with all kinds of people during that timeframe.
Like, wtf did I do and say to people? The fact that I will never know makes me so mad I just can't even…
i mean can you like make a compromise with yourself though? like don't drink at all but have a set dosage of etiz or smoke weed or something moderate that won't fuck your life up and make you depressed but still gives you a little buzz -
2019-04-29 at 9:26 PM UTC in I've got the loudest stereo on the block =)
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2019-04-29 at 9:24 PM UTC in Literally Nothing Mattersswitch to etizolam?
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2019-04-29 at 9:20 PM UTC in I've got the loudest stereo on the block =)
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2019-04-29 at 9:17 PM UTC in I've got the loudest stereo on the block =)bump this for your neighbors and do meth all night
