last year i was sad, anyway. this year im thankful for myself and the fact that i am going to be perfectly content doing whatever the hell i want, not being held hostage at some boring family gathering where everyone hates me, or worse yet, having to spend it with some strange old woman that i'm not physically attracted to. i can't even imagine the horror i'd feel. i would probably vomit for 3 days
you know you're a fucking degenerate scumbag when you get stoned and eat half a jar of organic chocolate almond butter after dinner and you consider that the healthy choice
Originally posted by WellHung
Green plastic's dopamine receptors are permanently fried ..and he has effectively rewired his brain. Meth is now, and forever will be, the only thing that can give him pleasure.
that's not true, i enjoy cutting myself and screaming spoken word poetry at strangers on the street too
Originally posted by CASPER
I remember walking in the rain in October with this girl, high off our heads on mushrooms and drinking mickeys and EnJ Brandy from a water bottle. She had to pee, and so we walked into the park where we wouldnโt get stopped. Iโm looking out for her and a few seconds later I hear her yell SHIT and i turn around and sheโs slid down an embankment and sheโs upside down with her underwear around her knees, up to her shoulder in a recycling bin.
dude e and j and mickeys and steel reserve was all i drank in high school
Originally posted by Ghost
real guppie shit. Yeah I have avacado toast after I do meth because it restores my oxidants, downed that shit with some almond milk and an orange I got from whole foods
i fight the system by spending money and paying taxes, take THAT parents!
we had a new girl at work one day, it was my first day working with her and she seemed like one of those people that's really friendly towards everyone and wants to get to know everyone really quick and be on good terms and all that and i was listening to goreshit random mix on my phone in the kitchen and a song came on and i noticed she liked it and went to my phone to look at what was playing then she turned back to whatever she was doing. i wasn't sure what the name of the song was so i walked by and checked it and it was this
i just poured out some of the water from this shitty bong i have and poured activated charcoal in. it works, the hit harshness is somewhere between a normal bong hit and a vape
bitch im kicking out the hotel room doors wearing bleach stained jeans, on my way to the organic market to buy a little $6 juice and smile at the pretty cashier then go deface their property in a conspicuous place "fucking kill yourself", the point is short and sweet
i was sitting here thinking like "damn maybe i should waste some money and order some uber eats for dinner" but i just ate some bananas with organic dark chocolate almond butter because i'm a goddamn californian. and you KNOW that shit was fuckin dank.
i was thinking of moving to the rich part of town thats closer to school but i actually finally started making friends here because we are all emo kids here apparently and were going to have barbecues in the summer and play acoustic versions of taking back sunday so we can get drunk people to give us money. we all look scummy as fuck though so who knows what would happen.
we are crashing the corporate christmas party. we are building a religion. we are waking up early and staying up late.
then once i attain this im just going to tip mad cashiers and shit lmao
