Posts by Mewsik

1. 2019-01-12 at 12:21 PM UTC in Cats are demons
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by mashlehash

   
   This looks a lot like sigh from DH. Except I think she was prettier .
2. 2019-01-12 at 3:13 AM UTC in Describe your first exposure to pornography.
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   Meh ... I tried. I imagined a static screen. Just annoying noise.
3. 2019-01-12 at 3:07 AM UTC in Cats are demons
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by Loing By the way, ohfrala, serious offer: I got a $20 visa prepaid card that I have no use for.
   
   I will snap a photo, you can use it online or whatever. But you have to PM me 1 pic of your face and 1 of yourself topless. I promise, it won't get out.
   
   Easiest $20 you ever made, 2 minute job.

   
   A 2 minute job that results in an eternal assett. You forgot the royalties part of the deal.
   
   Lala ain’t no fool .. pffttt
4. 2019-01-12 at 2:59 AM UTC in Cats are demons
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by aldra I once read about a design studio or something that kept one around as a mascot
   
   as it turns out, hairless cats leave butthole pucker marks on anything smooth they sit on so the work experience kid had to spend half the day wiping up cat butthole imprints

   
   Lol
5. 2019-01-12 at 2:49 AM UTC in Needledick Needledick Needledick
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   I thought this was another Matt thread
6. 2019-01-12 at 2:47 AM UTC in Do you talk to god, or yourself?
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   Most of the time I vent out loud but not really to myself. Kinda like primal scream without the scream ... I visualize future happenings in my head. That gets me in trouble sometimes though. I’ve dropped to my knees and begged god or the energy beyond to take away certain shit I just couldn’t deal with ... but when I want to converse, and no one is around I post online. In hopes I don’t end up talking to myself ...
   
   Can anyone hear me
7. 2019-01-12 at 1:50 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

   Originally posted by ScarletLetter ^ Sounds yum, but I’m meeting a friend at CB Potts. They have a fantastic Monte Cristo sandwich, as ever good as Bennigan’s I’d say.🖤

   
   
   Omg that sounds Devine, but my fave MC was always pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland... omg and stuffed French toast at Tiny Nailers.
   
   I miss bread and it’s only been 10 days 😹
8. 2019-01-12 at 1:31 AM UTC in A million questions
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   I’m sorry, I was born a home wrecker and heart breaker. It’s not my fault.
   
   What did your first crush/puppy love look like and what was their first name
9. 2019-01-12 at 1:23 AM UTC in Describe your first exposure to pornography.
   Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
   I don’t need you to make porn
10. 2019-01-12 at 1:20 AM UTC in A million questions
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by Erekshun No.
    
    Are you drinking tonight?

    
    No. Thank you for actually asking before starting in with mewsiks drunk bs.
    
    What is the longest relationship you’ve ever had?
11. 2019-01-12 at 1:15 AM UTC in Describe your first exposure to pornography.
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    My dad and his 20 year old bride took my sister and I to the drive in when I was around 5 years old. The movie was deliverance.... I was sure that was pornography at the time.
    
    I was a precocious little girl
12. 2019-01-12 at 1:08 AM UTC in A million questions
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That Lanny is a fat dickless fag.
    Why does he pretend?

    
    I haven’t put a second worth of thought as to why Lanny pretends.
    
    Do you care if lanny pretends?
13. 2019-01-11 at 11:23 AM UTC in Lanny isn't a real person
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes that's how I read it. I think he means Tourette's syndrome

    
    Yes and thank you. Just like were and we’re.. i don’t pay much attention to my phones spell check assistances. Between my lazy typing, poor spelling, and apples opinions ... any way, thanks.
    
    
    And ummmmm I’m 100% she not he 👍
14. 2019-01-11 at 11:16 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Smoken a cig, drinking coffee, dreading today. Reading these forums to feel a bit better about my own life ..... not life but work life which seems to be all my life is right now and it sucks.
15. 2019-01-11 at 2:58 AM UTC in If theres a God, I wish it would break character sometime and do something crazy.
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    I just had this weird memory after reading the OP that I don’t know if it was a memory or something else ...
    
    does anyone know if executions were ever televised in the early 70’s?
16. 2019-01-11 at 2:51 AM UTC in A million questions
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    No
    
    The past couple of weeks at work have been almost unbearable to deal with, how is the new year treating you?
17. 2019-01-11 at 2:32 AM UTC in Lanny isn't a real person
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Aside from turrets... this thread was amuseing.
18. 2019-01-10 at 11:33 AM UTC in i heard that ScarletLetter is phuckable, but not good-looking...
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Good morning SL 🌻
19. 2019-01-10 at 11:32 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by SpaceCakes are you her alt?
    
    show a photo of this so called "Hottest chick"

    
    NO I’m no ones alt and why would I have her picture? She was here I believe and the boys in the yard didn’t seem to think she was not hot.
20. 2019-01-10 at 11:25 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You've been shooting everclear straight into your bloodstream if you think she was the hottest on there

    
    I can’t think of anyone more attractive ... why such hostility? Why not just comeback with your opinion of who was?