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Posts by Haxxor

  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Meikai thats not berry nice

    Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.
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    I was going to suggest being forced to spend an hour alone with her forced to listen to her narcissistic droning but this is far superior šŸ‘šŸ¼


    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood being strapped to a ludovico machine while an AI voice reads all of kafkas posts to you in a stern angry bitch voice



    LMAO
  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka The point is no one deserves my Valentine's cards.



    I donā€™t think anyone here is as transparent or stupid as you


  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka Bing:

    "Lily was a shy and quiet girl who loved reading fairy tales. She had a big sister, Rose, who was the opposite of her: loud, bossy, and rebellious. Rose always teased Lily for being a baby and a nerd, and made fun of her favorite author, Luna Star. Lily wished she had a friend who understood her and shared her passion for fairy tales.

    One day, a new girl named Ivy joined Lily's class. She had long, dark hair and bright green eyes, and she wore a necklace with a silver moon pendant. Lily was instantly drawn to her, and soon they became friends. Ivy also loved reading fairy tales, especially the ones by Luna Star. They spent hours talking about the characters, the plots, and the magic in the stories.

    Lily felt happier than ever, until she discovered a shocking secret about Ivy. Ivy was not a normal girl, but a fairy who had escaped from the fairy world. She had run away from her evil stepmother, who wanted to use her magic for evil purposes. Ivy had come to the human world to find her real mother, who was a famous actress. She had chosen Lily as her friend because she looked like her mother.

    Lily was stunned and hurt by Ivy's deception. She felt betrayed and angry, and wondered if Ivy had ever cared about her at all. She decided to cut off their friendship and avoid Ivy at school. Ivy tried to explain and apologize, but Lily refused to listen. She told Ivy to leave her alone and go back to her fairy world.

    Ivy was heartbroken and lonely. She missed Lily terribly, and realized that she had made a big mistake. She wished she had told Lily the truth from the beginning, and trusted her with her secret. She decided to make one last attempt to win back Lily's friendship. She wrote a letter to Lily, telling her everything: how she had come to the human world, how she had met her mother, and how she had fallen in love with Lily. She also told her that she was in danger, and that her stepmother had found her and was coming to take her back. She begged Lily to help her and to meet her at the park at midnight.

    Lily received the letter and felt a surge of mixed emotions. She was still angry and hurt, but she was also curious and worried. She wondered if Ivy was telling the truth, and if she was really in trouble. She decided to go to the park at midnight, and see for herself.

    She arrived at the park and saw Ivy waiting for her under a big oak tree. Ivy smiled and ran towards her, but before she could reach her, a dark figure appeared behind her and grabbed her by the hair. It was Ivy's stepmother, a tall and thin woman with pale skin and black eyes. She wore a black cloak and a crown of thorns, and she held a wand in her hand. She looked at Lily with a sneer and said, "So you are the little human who befriended my stepdaughter. How foolish of you. You should have stayed away from her. Now you will pay for your interference."

    She raised her wand and pointed it at Lily, ready to cast a curse on her. Lily was terrified and frozen, unable to move or scream. She thought she was going to die, until she heard a voice in her head. It was Ivy, who was using her telepathy to communicate with her. She said, "Lily, I'm sorry for lying to you. I'm sorry for hurting you. But I'm not sorry for loving you. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. You are my true friend, and I will always be yours. Please, don't be afraid. I have a plan. Trust me."

    Lily felt a wave of warmth and courage wash over her. She looked at Ivy and nodded, showing that she understood and forgave her. Ivy smiled and winked, then whispered a word under her breath. Suddenly, a bright light flashed, and a swarm of fireflies flew out of Ivy's necklace. They surrounded Ivy and Lily, forming a protective shield. Ivy's stepmother was startled and blinded by the light, and dropped her wand. Ivy took the opportunity and grabbed Lily's hand, then said, "Lily, hold on to me. We're going to fly."

    Lily felt a strange sensation, as if she was being lifted off the ground. She looked down and saw that they were indeed flying, high above the park. She gasped and clung to Ivy, who hugged her back. She said, "Lily, I'm taking you to the fairy world. There, we will be safe and happy. There, we can be together. Will you come with me?"

    Lily looked into Ivy's eyes, and saw the love and sincerity in them. She felt a surge of joy and excitement, and said, "Yes, Ivy. I'll come with you. I'll go anywhere with you."

    They kissed, and flew away, leaving behind the dark and cruel world. They flew towards the moon, which shone brightly and welcomed them. They flew towards their new home, where they would live happily ever after."

    So basically your entire life is generated by chat GPT
  5. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Third Temple apparently no ones heart is safe with Kafka

    Real talk
    No one cares
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    No one pities youā€¦.actually youā€™re more of a joke around hereā€¦too bad youā€™ve so stupid you canā€™t recognize it
  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    So Vinny then?

  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Third Temple I have to poop.

    fiber shit aint working. fuck you Fibercon. you conned me well.

    Try Colon Blow

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    I am without sin, and as such will be casting the first scone.
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy You'll be the first one to try and watch my homemade Betamax porno too.

    Youā€™ll need to find a more attractive female lead.
  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock Decorations for ones tongue…

    Check to see if theyā€™re slow dissolving anal Adderallā€¦no tongue neededā€¦..problem solved.
  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Tru
    Dat
  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    WTH šŸ˜­šŸ’–

    LMAO
  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres definitely something wrong with a man if he eats this much coochie.

    definitely.

    Vinny obviously prefers sausagesā€¦ā€¦Vienna sausages
  16. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They aren't edible, they're for decorative purposes

    Only when painted festive colors and used in conjunction with macaroni.
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka I used an EMS foot mat today connected to the mains on a low level and felt it in my heart, it made me gasp.

    Try placing the EMS mat in the bathtub, connect the mains to highā€¦.fill the tub with warm soapy water and get in.

    Guaranteed to make you gaspā€¦ā€¦best BUZZ youā€™ll ever have šŸ›
  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    ā€¦ā€¦. the purpose of existence isnā€™t money or power or fame or security or anything less than this: to participate in the goodness and beauty and aliveness of creationā€¦.
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  20. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee





    Originally posted by Kafka I think it's just his penis, I haven't felt it in awhile bcus the getting drunk at the bar is stabilising my mood but rape is definitely what it feels like when I have the Bombay bottle shoved up my twat
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