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Posts by Haxxor

  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka We got another pedo here folks

    You shouldn’t speak ill of the dead Irma, especially since he was your dad.

    ps….seriously try laying off the booze ol gurl
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    Beats an Asian man in a dress

  3. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Seafood lasagna
  4. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Use a large straw instead
  5. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Incessant Kafka's mental break down also makes me feel better about staying up all night to count swag and finish my work before vacation because I'm a prograstinator and then proceed to stay up through the day and freak the fuck out over some shit going down with our friends that doesn't even really involve me. Cried like all day until I finally got some rest and talked to my mom.


    Luckily she has them frequently so everyone gets to feel better about all the stupid shit they’re doing on any given day
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Has anyone seen this man

    I lol’d since I read the title of this thread as

    This is why Modeling was a bad idea

    and wondered the same thing 😆
  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Kafka It was summer 2005, I was with my family at Blackpool pleasure beach, the amusement park. I wanted to go in this haunted house thing and my dad let me go alone. I quickly found it was a haunted house for adults, that girl from The Exorcist was there, we had to walk around her bed while she grabbed at us, then past these shelves of coffins which stunk. I remember clutching some stranger's shirt because I was scared, he didn't seem to mind. When we came out it was into a pub (I think), and there was a T.V showing our scared reactions, then out onto the street, outside the amusement park. It surprised me, it could have worried my dad, he let his child go into haunted house and they ended up outside the amusement park which was massive and I could have been abducted. I had to go through the ticket gates again.

    Anyway it's a little tradition of mine to write a story on NYE and I'm not sure if this is enough to inspire one.



    First it’s NOT New Years Eve….it’s Christmas Eve…maybe lay off the booze for a while.

    You’re almost 30 so you weren’t exactly a “child” in 2005, and that’s even allowing for the obvious embellishments on your age.

    Again…lay off the booze lady, it causes brain damage that you really can’t afford. 🎄
  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Lanny Lala started reading this post out loud with no context. I assumed it was something on Facebook but said “sounds like a Kafka post”. I guess consistency is good?

    Like Déjà vu all over again.
  9. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Sometimes it is astounding that we are able to persist in a world so full of morons.
  10. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein I'm glad some people still like to laugh instead of E fight 💚



    It’s almost as good as literally days free from watching unemployed losers bitch about their miserable victim lives no one cares about 😆
  11. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley If i ever run out of money I"m just gonna take my last 100$ buy 30 4 packs of steel reserve and sit there and drink all 30 of them, then go to a rehab and tell them, I have seizures when i don't drink, get on some atavan, and go into a residental treatment facility, all paid for by the wonderful people at medicare, then on my release they will help find me housing, so that i don't get tossed out on the streets and use drugs, and help transition me into a nice place, i'll probably be able to enroll in school, make a few connections while I"m at it and have fun in a new place.

    I can do this anywhere now that i figured out how to play the system, then I just talk about recovery and go on my crazy ass tangents about God and recovery and trying every day for the day to get through the day and the days that become weeks and then months andt hen years and after a couple I get bored and move somewhere else.

    I'll stop when I find someone I want to make a family with, it's not improtant to me where as long as it's near large bodies of water.

    weaponized incompetence
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    Christmas Eve Day help Santa Find Rudolph 🎄

  13. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley My fascination with you is really fuckin weird.

  14. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CandyRein *CHRISTMAS EVE 🎄 EVE…ACTIVATES*

    ** ACTIVATED **

  15. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley Cool story bro 👍

    TRANSLATION: no one cares
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    Aluminum Festivus
  17. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Dang, look at that cute little fella.

    He’s a frisky fella

  18. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bradley

    and then I discharged.

    More believable
  19. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by WellHung Enjoying banquet service

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    Lololol 😆
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