Posts by ~L J~

1. 2019-02-02 at 12:25 PM UTC in Holy shit I made it
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Robert Yo lit like a bic
   got chipotle on my dick
   
   I ball like Rick Ross. I lacrosse like Dan MacRae
   Your parents are both gay cuz they were born that way

   
   What is it with you and the rhymes?! 😂
2. 2019-02-02 at 12:24 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box its a rag filled with chloroform, a chemical that should knock you out quite quickly after you inhale. once you are unconscious, I will take your body to the altar I have constructed out of the bones of the innocent.

   
   Sounds fun! At least I’d get a few hours of sleep. ;-)
3. 2019-02-02 at 12:21 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I think I can help…what does this rag smell like?

   
   I never understood the reference “rag”. Lol
4. 2019-02-02 at 12:11 PM UTC in Will you ever lose your virginity?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Nope
5. 2019-02-02 at 12:10 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Being awake when I don’t wanna be.
6. 2019-02-01 at 4:57 PM UTC in Unban infinityshock
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lavages lannys luscious large lips with large ladles of love lube and he likes it a lot. stfu and go ban yourself.

   
   
   I 2nd that motion!
7. 2019-02-01 at 4:54 PM UTC in What do women talk about when men aren't around?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Hmmmm. I never had you as a type-o-negative fan.
   
   I must re-evaluate all existence now.

   
   There’s only 1 or 2 songs I like of theirs.
8. 2019-02-01 at 4:53 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe Heather could answer that for us.
   
   ETA: Don't ask Bill Krozby.

   
   😂😂😂
9. 2019-02-01 at 11:39 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Fantastic 😊
10. 2019-02-01 at 11:38 AM UTC in What do women talk about when men aren't around?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    *literally
11. 2019-02-01 at 1:14 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by WellHung Thinking about how cute and adorable l.j. is… she loves her movies. ❤👍

    
    I sure do! 😁❤️
12. 2019-02-01 at 1:07 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Watching The Dark Knight.
13. 2019-02-01 at 1:01 AM UTC in What do women talk about when men aren't around?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby so what have you been listening to recently? its a simple question you bimbo. I bet you're one of those chickens that say they "like to laugh" like who doesn't? unless you have broken ribs lol

    
    Type O Negative you rapist and I’ll laugh with my ribs broken. JS
14. 2019-01-31 at 7:28 PM UTC in What do women talk about when men aren't around?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you know you're chit chatting right now right? what tunes have you been jammin recently?

    
    I sporadically chitchat.
    
    and
    
    I like a wide variety of tunes so therefore have been listening to lots of different tunes.
15. 2019-01-31 at 5:47 PM UTC in if I asked you guys to go to facebook and put in a bad review on a page there, would you do it for me? I honestly thought it was Jurell on the other end of the conversation
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by POLECAT I figured you, lala and star would be cool the rest are worthless scabs on the earth,, except for Jill she's basement worthy

    
    Worthless scab on the earth here that wouldn’t help!
    🙋🏼‍♀️✌️
16. 2019-01-31 at 4:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Lunchtime
17. 2019-01-31 at 4:54 PM UTC in What do women talk about when men aren't around?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Not much. I’m not much of a chitchatter. I’m probably jammin to some tunes instead. :)
18. 2019-01-30 at 11:57 PM UTC in post your pic thread
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Erekshun Keep your focus on LJ.

    
    HAHAHAHAHA jinx
19. 2019-01-30 at 11:56 PM UTC in post your pic thread
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock tore off lanny the trannys granny panties to give him a whammmy in his faggy saggy fanny, made him say 'spankkk me daddyyyy' and gave him to a nappy picaninny to be his cock jockey i dont get embarrassed.
    
    i have no idea what you mean

    
    Just stay focused........INBOX!
    
    :P
20. 2019-01-30 at 11:55 PM UTC in post your pic thread
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    You guys are silly. :P