Posts by ~L J~

1. 2018-08-20 at 4:50 PM UTC in My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He said his neighbor.

   
   You’re right. I get lost with his stories.
   
   Anyway, if he knows this neighbor, she could simply block his ass from fb instead of calling the police. Seems like she wanted the drama.
   
   If he doesn’t technically “know her”, then it comes off kind of stalker-ish. 🤷🏼‍♀️
   
   On second thought, maybe that’s easy for me to say that since I don’t live close to Matt. 😂
2. 2018-08-20 at 4:46 PM UTC in My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Matt, is this someone you know, or just some random chick you came across on social media?
   
   Wait, or is this whole story fabricated? LOL
3. 2018-08-20 at 3:55 PM UTC in My neighbor called the police because I sent her dick pics on Facebook...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   That’s what I should have done with all your pics. 😂 jk
   
   
   
   Why not just delete them or not open them?
4. 2018-08-20 at 3:41 PM UTC in WTF is it with...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by stl1 I'll never forget the nekkid pictures LJ posted on DH and wish to hell I'd have saved them, dammit!
   
   HOT, baby, HOT ! ! !

   
   
   

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Oooo remember the thanksgiving one?👀👀👀

   
   
   Noooooo I think you guys have me mistaken for someone else. 😊😇
5. 2018-08-20 at 3:39 PM UTC in I Have To Go To The Hospital Today
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by stl1 Thanks, LJ and Darryl.

   
   You’re welcome! :)
6. 2018-08-20 at 3:27 PM UTC in I Have To Go To The Hospital Today
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Congratulations, stl. 🎉🎊😁
7. 2018-08-20 at 3:25 PM UTC in WTF is it with...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho DH is dead

   
   It will forever live on in our hearts. ❤️
   
   Ok that ^^ was gay. 😂
8. 2018-08-20 at 2:42 PM UTC in It's just another manic Monday...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby i feel ya sismo i kind of had a rough weekend, a rough week basically.

   
   Take a few extra days off. I give ya permission lol.
9. 2018-08-20 at 12:11 PM UTC in It's just another manic Monday...
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   I wish it was Friday night again. Need a wkend do-over. :)
10. 2018-08-20 at 9:37 AM UTC in Do you ever YEARN?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    I yearn for ppl not to use the word ‘yearn’.
    
    and
    
    Longer wkends. :)
11. 2018-08-20 at 9:34 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Blah to Monday’s. :-/
12. 2018-08-20 at 2:05 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    😂😝
13. 2018-08-20 at 2:04 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Bologna Nacho For the record I just kid..

    
    Oh, I know. So do I. :)
14. 2018-08-20 at 2:02 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Soooo sleepy 😴
15. 2018-08-20 at 2:01 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    No right clicking, D. =) lol
16. 2018-08-20 at 1:56 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    We’ll take your for it. 🤷🏼‍♀️
17. 2018-08-20 at 1:42 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by mmQ Well, who is it then?

    
    No clue who is the youngest. 🤷🏼‍♀️
    
    

    Originally posted by DietPiano Are we gonna have to resort to *Gasp*
    
    PEER PRESSURE?!?

    
    Maybe one day I’ll break. :P lol
18. 2018-08-20 at 1:15 AM UTC in hmmm..a forum about sex & getting your dik wet
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Cootehill OK.
    
    She's about as accommodating and welcoming as I imagine her vagina is.

    
    HAHAHAHAHA that’s hilarious! 😂😂
19. 2018-08-20 at 1:14 AM UTC in Who is the youngest DHer?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Sophie It's probably for the better. Prove me wrong.

    
    Negative lol
20. 2018-08-20 at 1:03 AM UTC in hmmm..a forum about sex & getting your dik wet
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Cootehill Cupocheer isn't accommodating. Zero surprise. lol.

    
    
    No I know. I was just being sarcastic lol.