Posts by ~L J~

1. 2019-01-13 at 5:22 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Why are you a member here, ~L J~? You look like a mother. A soccer mom, maybe. Why are you here?
   
   Speaking of, are you open to the idea of shooting a video where you play the role of mom and you burst into the room to find your son (me) masturbating and you are so offended that I didn't come to you first and you just fuck me retarded and force me to creampie you?
   
   Are you interested in that sort of thing? Just wondering.
   
   
   I am a mom. Whatcha got against it?! Is there an age limit to post on here? Just curious.
2. 2019-01-13 at 5:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Grimace Bloody Mary. Many. Make. Drink. I. Am. Become. Dumb.

   
   I hate bloody Mary’s but that might work for me today.
3. 2019-01-13 at 5:19 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Incognito2u Great looking roses LJ lol

   
   Thanks, incognito ❤️
4. 2019-01-13 at 5:15 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by GGG Why would you cover the nipples with roses but show the navel in full 1080p?

   
   Just seems more appropriate 😂
5. 2019-01-13 at 5:14 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by Grimace Now, retake that, except write "These belong to Grimace" on your tits.

   
   You caught that! 😝
6. 2019-01-13 at 5:12 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   I bet this “soccer mom” is having more fun than yo’ ass! 😇😝
   
   5 sec rule 🙋🏼‍♀️😈
7. 2019-01-13 at 5:01 PM UTC in Why is ~L J~ a member here?
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   I’m here to give all you mo’fo’s something to take about! 😊
   
   PS.....I’m up for anything JS 😂😘
8. 2019-01-13 at 4:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Ok I think I’m recovered ^^. Gonna have a Sunday Funday / pool time, karaoke, and watch our local band at our local bar. 😊
9. 2019-01-13 at 2:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
   Laying here, recovering.
10. 2019-01-13 at 2:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Not so fantastic today. 😓
11. 2019-01-13 at 2:23 PM UTC in Unban infinityshock
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Lanny’s shit is weakkkkkkkkk!!!! JS
12. 2019-01-12 at 2:02 AM UTC in Unban infinityshock
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    What’s he banned for now, Lanny?..... yo’ sorry ass!
13. 2019-01-12 at 1:59 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Joan Jett ~ I love Rock and Roll
14. 2019-01-12 at 1:58 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    I don’t wanna work tomorrow, especially hungover. 😓
15. 2019-01-12 at 1:38 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]
    Jammin to the Cranberries! 😊❤️
16. 2019-01-11 at 12:07 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Cutest couple evarr!

    
    Hahaha :P
17. 2019-01-10 at 6:38 PM UTC in Silva _13 does not deserve my care?
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain ljayzer…Good to see you…🌹

    
    Good to see you too, Mikey! 🌹
18. 2019-01-10 at 6:01 PM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by Archer513 Post one of those bikini pics lj 😉😘

    
    Lol nobody wants to see that, Archer! 😝
    
    Good to see you btw 😘
19. 2019-01-10 at 2:02 PM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock ive shown you more than anyone else on here.
    
    not counting Bill Krozby's mom

    
    Not enough! Jk. I’m just messin’ with ya. :P
    
    

    Originally posted by Erekshun It's a finny LJ reunion!

    
    LOL @ reunion
20. 2019-01-10 at 1:28 AM UTC in Post pictures of beautiful people
    

    ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

    Originally posted by infinityshock that right there is what you call irony

    
    Come show me irony.....dang it! :) :P