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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Extremely bored of life.

    Obviously. For years.
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  2. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Remember Mewsik?

    She's a DHer so I imagine the DHers know who I'm talking about.

    Anyway, she had this somewhat -tier bitch cycle that turned me on like crazy.

    I'm probably getting into some Freudian territory shit now, but apparantly I get really turned on when a woman is sometimes mean to me, and other times nice.

    So yeah, if I had to pick someone, I'm gonna go with her.

    I have very little idea what anyone looks like, and the question is "who would you have sex with", not who would you marry, so yeah, I'm gonna go with her.

    She was an 65 year old alcoholic...
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  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    About to go eat sizzling fajita meat.
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  4. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun Keep up with your squirrel, seems Poley is after it. You got to find a way to keep her faggot!

    Lol it's been five years and he's still kept it.


    I'm sorry you're so bitter about Latina. I'm sure shes getting dogged down by some real man anyways, she ain't even thinkin bout ya anymore so that should bring you some relief, Donald.
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  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Quality fucking content as always.
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  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Mommy.
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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Lol Purdy post more pics of your daughters and brag about em.

    lmao
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  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    This nigger was at the las Vegas shooting and was a bitch.
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  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't had one in quite awhile, were supposed to go out tonight but I got off work too late. But I'm off tomorrow so we rescheduled, we vibe really well and I really like her so far, she's an artist like me. We are going to the steeping room for tea and if he hit it off we are going to see the locust for halloween. She's pretty hott what do you gonts think? Anyways everything went well at work today, my boss asked me when she came in if I'm feeling better. I told yeah. Yesterday was such a bad day at work, I was supposed to go in at five but they begged me to come in 5 hours earlier and I was pretty pissed off and so not feeling it because I was drunk, I thought I had time to eat some sliders and chill down before going in, I was so upset that some guy was telling me how he's been going there for 50 years and that everyone is so rude here now adays and that he's considering just going to a different oyster bar and I told him maybe you should and he asked for me to go get my manager and so I did and the guy still kept bitching and my manager told me afterwards that he likes me but I can't say stuff like that. I usually don't I was just not in the right head space.


    She has a tattoo of you already?
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  10. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you're candy ass brings flowers and chocolates on the first date, its like geez for all you know she could just be wanting to get some dick head to cheat her husband. you ever know fam. Awhile back I had a girl come up to my door saying my music is too loud and I just slammed the door in her face with out saying a word and she came back a couple days later apologizing and brought some brews over, turns she just wanted the cack, which i was fine with. She was a dumb ho though

    And your candy ass brings rohypnol and your rape kit on the first date.
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  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nothing.

    its just that statistically speaking, people with dark skin take their selfies under "good lighting" more frequently than people with bright skin.

    /fact.

    i just want to point this out. for knowledge's sake.

    SHOW ME THE STATS
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  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
    you being interested is a completely moot point.
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  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Extra salty.
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  14. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun ewww! Why do you want to know?

    Theres no way youre not a 12 year old girl impersonating a 60 year old 1 pump man.
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  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby thats a pretty big dick. Similar to mine, but not mine. My mushroom tip is bigger than that, but my mushroom tip is still smaller than my shaft

    Your dick look like a Chernobyl side effect.
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  16. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Hope you have the worst withdrawls of your life and shit yourself in the pool.
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  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    You have burnt all your receptors and you're only fifty.
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  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 What the hell am I reading

    TELL ME IM A PEACH PIE
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  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I broke my dick once, sometimes when its gettin hard it stays skinny in the middle till the rest swells up then it gets hard also.. it looks weird when its doin its thing but normal after its full blowed

    Da fuck.
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  20. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Shuddup
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