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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    This nigger was at the las Vegas shooting and was a bitch.
  2. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I haven't had one in quite awhile, were supposed to go out tonight but I got off work too late. But I'm off tomorrow so we rescheduled, we vibe really well and I really like her so far, she's an artist like me. We are going to the steeping room for tea and if he hit it off we are going to see the locust for halloween. She's pretty hott what do you gonts think? Anyways everything went well at work today, my boss asked me when she came in if I'm feeling better. I told yeah. Yesterday was such a bad day at work, I was supposed to go in at five but they begged me to come in 5 hours earlier and I was pretty pissed off and so not feeling it because I was drunk, I thought I had time to eat some sliders and chill down before going in, I was so upset that some guy was telling me how he's been going there for 50 years and that everyone is so rude here now adays and that he's considering just going to a different oyster bar and I told him maybe you should and he asked for me to go get my manager and so I did and the guy still kept bitching and my manager told me afterwards that he likes me but I can't say stuff like that. I usually don't I was just not in the right head space.


    She has a tattoo of you already?
  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    UUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    You gotta get a grip.
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Why would I be worried about a make-up salesman Pole?

    HOW DARE YOU



    *conspiracy salesman
  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I bet you're candy ass brings flowers and chocolates on the first date, its like geez for all you know she could just be wanting to get some dick head to cheat her husband. you ever know fam. Awhile back I had a girl come up to my door saying my music is too loud and I just slammed the door in her face with out saying a word and she came back a couple days later apologizing and brought some brews over, turns she just wanted the cack, which i was fine with. She was a dumb ho though

    And your candy ass brings rohypnol and your rape kit on the first date.
  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks What's the fucking point of doing anything?

    I bet she has a boyfriend that doesn't even realize how lucky he is, and the rest of us working class chumps are just running around caught in some kind of rat race chasing our own tails like fucking rodents.

    And at the end of the day it all comes down to one thing.

    A fat vagina.

    Fucking what a cruel fucking joke this all is.

    I swear I'm currently in hell of some shit because this fucking sucks.

    Fuck.

    That's kinda sad to read 🥺
  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    shane dawson
  10. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol
  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun This is the legend of larry.

    Rich badass gotta man crush.
  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Good riddance to the rest of those DH yo-yos.

    I hate you.
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nothing.

    its just that statistically speaking, people with dark skin take their selfies under "good lighting" more frequently than people with bright skin.

    /fact.

    i just want to point this out. for knowledge's sake.

    SHOW ME THE STATS
  14. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun How did you know faggot? Was it that time I pounded your ass while your girl watched and then dumped your ass as you bled out your butthole? Or was it when it never happened? You may have mistook me for Matt since your gal secretly has feelers for him/it.

    You finally are admitting your gay. Latina was spot on.
  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol donnie calling Fona. Lonely for life.
  16. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the reflections in your eyes proved you stood infront of a bright, squarish light sauce, most likely a window when that pict was taken.

    and no, by default human bodies are coated in a thin flim of body oils that reflect lights and make black people appear lighter.

    what wrong with taking a picture in good lighting though?
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ECAP Clearly LarryLoser is referring to his cats when he says he gets pussy

    Fulks?

    I'm not feline.
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Well it was one of you 'pedochile reee' types. Also, babies aren't pretty under any circumstance. Maybe i'd change my mind if i had a daughter, but i probably wouldn't groom and fuck her. I'm sure i could have fucked my young cousin if i had pressed the right buttons, but at the end of the day i realized i actually love her too much to do something like that to her so i ended up not doing anything but being sweet to her.

    It would be reasonable to assume that if i had a daughter i'd love her as well, and if the past is any indicator then no, i most likely wouldn't try to fuck her.

    Most likely...
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    You be grasping for attention donnie.




    Originally posted by WellHung Ur actually kinda smart.

    Eat dirt Matthew.
  20. 🐿 African Astronaut
    you being interested is a completely moot point.
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