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1. 2019-12-23 at 7:27 PM UTC in A nigger was just talking shit to me outside of motel 6...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Whata pussy.
2. 2019-12-23 at 7:01 PM UTC in Vox Machinae VR
   🐿 African Astronaut
   What VR system ya got?
3. 2019-12-23 at 8:32 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm "April are u mad at me?? Did I do something wrong?!!"
   
   😉

   
   You always make stuff up? YA DUMBZ GRL
4. 2019-12-23 at 8:31 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ In my scenario the normal penis is inside the normal vagina. The glue is just at the entrance/exit of the vagina/base of the penile shaft.

   
   Then the chick would drown when there is no exit and the dude had a lot of crystal light that day.
5. 2019-12-23 at 8:29 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur boyfriend couldn't get enough tho. 😝 Ya dumb!

   
   Cause it caused a laugh listening to it. Laughing is good for ya.
6. 2019-12-23 at 8:28 AM UTC in Shark attacks divers, nearly rips its own head off on bars of their cage
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ This could be hearsay but I feel like I read recently that a lot of shark attacks on humans are just one bite because they dont like the taste of us so they chomp and bail.

   
   What they take a taste test survey?
7. 2019-12-23 at 8:26 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian I'd give my left big toe to smell Paige's farts but Larry holds that honor.

   
   Ima lady THEY DONT FART OK
8. 2019-12-23 at 8:25 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ By peeing.

   
   But the glue would clog the piss hole.
   
   
   

   Originally posted by DontTellEm My voice is sweet, like me. 😊

   
   Literally nightmarish.
9. 2019-12-23 at 8:05 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Almost as creepy as your voice, April.
10. 2019-12-23 at 8 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol oh my goodness. SMH

    
    You're creeping me out with the stalker, make believe vibes...
11. 2019-12-23 at 7:56 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ But you're stuck inside one another
    Haha.
    
    So you have to make a mutual decision to call 911 or just tough it out and BEAR the pain and RIP yourselves out of each other

    
    How do you pee though?
    
    
    I'm digging it though.
12. 2019-12-23 at 7:54 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Dumbos.ewww eee gross!! I was only in ur inbox for a year lol ya dolts Jesus. Get better soon u "both" lol 🤡

    
    Well that says a lot, for a whole year but didn't get anything but a laugh outta him.
    
    Your brain receptors are fried from the pain pills.
13. 2019-12-23 at 7:48 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rrr I'll hot glue your eyes shut

    
    That's some kinky shit.
14. 2019-12-23 at 7:46 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker 🐿

    
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    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Not ur boyfriends dick until I come around. 😝 Know what I'm sayin 😉

    
    Uh ima keep my mouth shut on that one.
15. 2019-12-23 at 7:42 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Larrylegend.
    U called me a bitch, said I was on drugs, accused me of lying, called me fat & ugly, said both u & ur girlfriend felt sorry for me. I've never done anything to u but be nice lol. If u don't want ppl to know what ur doing, don't do it. It could all be so Simple, but You'd rather make it hard. 😉

    
    What's hard?
16. 2019-12-23 at 6:35 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    
    Starting to have some of infinityshock traits...
17. 2019-12-23 at 5:56 AM UTC in DH faction wars
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i just regular stalk people IM OLD FASHIONED I GUESS

    
    You're outdated.
18. 2019-12-23 at 5:49 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Why would I ask if I knew? Lol "ur girls mad" is a comeback. U sensitive silly. U super mad obviously tho, just like ur boyfriend .. making up shit & lying. U need to remember this isn't my fault, & I didn't do shit but be me. Dumb girl

    
    the only thing I'm mad about is you constantly needing attention rather it's good or bad. And the fact you make 90% of the shit up you post. Ain't nothing to remember when nothing has happened. You're obviously upset larry isn't fucking with you in the way you wanted. FIND SOMEONE ON CHRISTIANITYMINGLE.COM WOMAN.
19. 2019-12-23 at 5:43 AM UTC in Douglas Monks thinks that he is a mac daddy...
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Wut this mean? Lol I don't get it?
    
    I'm not "bringing it up" I can say FACTS & it doesn't have to be about u twos trash relationship. Lol

    
    Saying facts?
    
    "Ur girl is mad" isn't a fact and it is you bringing it up.
    
    And you already know what it means.
20. 2019-12-23 at 5:38 AM UTC in Fona 12-21-19 Meeting My Step Son Today
    🐿 African Astronaut
    She dont look 46...