Posts by 🐿

1. 2020-01-18 at 5:01 PM UTC in Where are you spending the weekend?
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Meanwhile in Canada
   
   

   
   So y'all have power lines too?
2. 2020-01-18 at 4:45 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   🐿 African Astronaut
   BOMBSHELL NANCY PELOSI IS AN EXTRA TERRESTRIAL
3. 2020-01-18 at 2:58 AM UTC in New year, new me
   🐿 African Astronaut
   I wanna new me.
4. 2020-01-18 at 2:58 AM UTC in What will YOU vote for if the unthinkable happened
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Imagine giving a fuck

   
   Ok tom cruise
5. 2020-01-18 at 12:37 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ The fuck is splat?
   
   Who yall talking about ? SPLAM??
   
   NOT AN ALT

   
   I SAID SPLAT
6. 2020-01-18 at 12:24 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Who's alt splat
7. 2020-01-17 at 7:33 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   🐿 African Astronaut
   His right hand is a nub.
8. 2020-01-17 at 3:21 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   you are now now rocking with Will, I.Am and britney bitch.
9. 2020-01-17 at 2:53 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Donnie fuck anyone sad enough to let him touch em, so mal is fuckable to Donald. The end.
10. 2020-01-17 at 12:20 AM UTC in Have you ever been gangraped in Ecuador?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Same level of threads as wellhung. Good job boy.
11. 2020-01-17 at 12:19 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
    🐿 African Astronaut
    RAGING VIBES
12. 2020-01-16 at 2:35 PM UTC in Killing everyone because I hate them
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Kill me first. Thank you.
13. 2020-01-16 at 3:37 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl I say what you say you are blendo thatguy davey jones. Btw ya gal is up in my inbox talking all sexually n shit.
    
    

    
    Prove it ya slim jim.
    
    
    
    
    AND I TAKE BACK MY OFFER FOR YOUR LIES
14. 2020-01-16 at 3:36 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun Dave, you sound like DTE, why? You want her? She's probably all you got left it seems.

    
    Don is totally stewed tonight.
15. 2020-01-16 at 3:35 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl That’s all I get? A name template? Not being picky but that sounds wack.

    
    YOU SAID ALL YOU WANTED WAS A YES
16. 2020-01-16 at 3:12 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Since I don’t have your personal P.O address, I cannot send you the chocolates that you want. I would seriously send it to you, with a pair of my boxers.
    
    -I can pre-orda you the ps5 for you. It comes out 2 days before valentines day. They should have RDD in 4k resolution for that console I think.

    
    I WANT RD2 DARRELL...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    but show me that receipt for that pre orda and I'll be miss jill valentine.
17. 2020-01-16 at 2:44 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl So Jill-Paige Spankyr, is that a yes? Please end this guy puny heart by saying yes in front of everyone. That would be the greatest valentines gift to me. I don’t need your nudes or the e-sappiness. Just say, yes.

    
    Well depends... you ain't got no chocolates or nuttin?
18. 2020-01-16 at 1:53 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Well, to be honest, I actually bought it from fingerhut for $7.99 with the shipping and handling costing a total of $10.89 cents. It’s really hard to find cards as unique as this one. Do you like it?

    
    I love it.
19. 2020-01-16 at 1:33 AM UTC in Jill-Paige Spankyr, I know it’s a bit early to ask this..
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lol spankyr.
    
    
    
    Is that a fitty cent card...
20. 2020-01-15 at 11:06 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    🐿 African Astronaut
    lol @ nobody ever doing that before.