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1. 2020-06-09 at 1:37 PM UTC in Check this shit out
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Evidence the helmet is his?
   
   Also you can't 'skim mics' with a phone lol. Its publicly available and legal to listen to a cops radio. You dont need to get up close. This is not like card skimming where you need to swipe the magnetic strip or chip on a card

   
   Um not true. Police also use a "secure" frequency where the public cannot hear it. Durp.
2. 2020-06-09 at 1:32 PM UTC in Check this shit out
   🐿 African Astronaut
   
   Well idk about you but this slower down video looks like he is skimming their mics. Also, the helmet is his, not the officers like a lot are claiming.
3. 2020-06-09 at 2:12 AM UTC in Interviewing rioters
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You must have not seen him walk boldly to the famous church and stand there with that bible that he loves for a photo-OP. This is a good man who loves God and goes to church on a regular basis and just cares about life. All humans. I love him and he loves you.

   
   He's defunding the chickens so no eggs.
4. 2020-06-09 at 1:41 AM UTC in Interviewing rioters
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Wow I have to say that was brave of him.
   
   DC Mayor had a fuuuuuuuuuuck ton of security when she gave a speech. Trump had to hide in a fucking bunker and now has un-marked guards in black outside the white house.
   
   This dude doesn't give a shit. Walked right through that crowd.

   
   Little Jacob got cojones.
5. 2020-06-09 at 1:40 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Cast is claustrophobic.
6. 2020-06-08 at 8:45 PM UTC in Republicans in a nutshell
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Riiiight right right.
7. 2020-06-08 at 8:34 PM UTC in Republicans in a nutshell
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur ex girlfriend understands every thing I say 😜😇

   
   How do you know his ex? She live in Florida now APRIL?
8. 2020-06-08 at 7:06 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DontTellEm
   I'm pulling up right beside u 😜

   
   I'm pulling out right inside u.
9. 2020-06-08 at 6:18 PM UTC in Interviewing rioters
   🐿 African Astronaut
   
   
   
   Fucking morons my god.
10. 2020-06-08 at 3:47 PM UTC in Americans drinking and inhaling bleach to try to prevent COVID-19 infections
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Both sides suck severely. Everyone needs to die. I'll go first.
11. 2020-06-08 at 2:53 PM UTC in While swimming in Lake Michigan today, I may encounter a rip current...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Don't forget the sunscreen.
12. 2020-06-08 at 2:19 AM UTC in Random image thread
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by frala

    
    preach.
13. 2020-06-08 at 1:36 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ey paige!

    
    AYE!
14. 2020-06-07 at 4:03 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Like damn roadkill.
15. 2020-06-07 at 3:14 AM UTC in Who/What are you fuckin at the moment?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting all marriages turn sexless
    why would a man ever get married anyway, there us absolutely no pros and all cons for a man to get married

    
    Your whineyness is DAMN anooyyyying ya bitter chicken
16. 2020-06-07 at 12:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT rick is displeased with you right now,, I told him what u said and he got up off his couch and growled as he stomped off down the hall

    
    Hey poleket I saw Blake Shelton fucking Gwen Stefani on a boat at the lake today.
17. 2020-06-06 at 11:55 PM UTC in Suggest a Netflix movie for me to watch with my online internet long distance Chinese girlfriend
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Watch Happy!
18. 2020-06-06 at 7:02 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls I'm fairly certain they're just crab gloves but I could be wrong

    
    Wrong. They finger puppets.
19. 2020-06-06 at 6:22 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT proof?

    
    
20. 2020-06-06 at 6:09 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I am so sunburnt.