Posts by 🐿

1. 2018-12-02 at 12:44 PM UTC in It's 5:28AM - I am drinking a bloody mary what are YEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW doing?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Getting off da clock.
2. 2018-12-02 at 10:01 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   And you think your skanky wife slobbering on your deflated boner liberating as well mikey man...😌
3. 2018-12-02 at 9:36 AM UTC in Why are so many chicks getting dude haircuts?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Shaving the head must feel liberating though.
4. 2018-12-02 at 9:25 AM UTC in Taking the idea of having a long lasting relationship seriously
   🐿 African Astronaut
   You'll hate her in a little over a month from now.
5. 2018-11-28 at 9:29 PM UTC in Homesteading: Living Off The Grid
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Thats the best kinda living.
6. 2018-11-27 at 12:22 PM UTC in Ghost is Bill Krozby's bottom bitch...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Matt, did you get that fancy job you had to piss for?
7. 2018-11-27 at 11:37 AM UTC in I slept for 16 hours...
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Sleep can eat my ass.
8. 2018-11-25 at 4:54 PM UTC in What drug is the above user taking right now?
   🐿 African Astronaut
   Crystal
9. 2018-11-25 at 4:50 PM UTC in Why do you post here?
   🐿 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mikeyagain Just to irritate the fuck out of DH haters…😋

   
   To see all of Mikey's 1999 cheesy gifs.
10. 2018-11-24 at 6:53 PM UTC in Burned my eyeball smoking meth
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Get disability moneys and buy more meth on the 3rd of each month.
11. 2018-11-24 at 6:38 PM UTC in Hey DontTellEm
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Overdose.
12. 2018-11-22 at 3:11 AM UTC in I just got my ass kicked
    🐿 African Astronaut
    You swollen and bruised like a fuck this evening mmq?
13. 2018-11-21 at 5:25 AM UTC in Fuk your wifes ass
    🐿 African Astronaut
    SUP APRIL 🙂
14. 2018-11-21 at 5:08 AM UTC in Fuk your wifes ass
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Fried.
15. 2018-11-21 at 4:49 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Dad jokes. Thumbsup, subscribe.

    
    Fuck me, two thumbsup.
16. 2018-11-20 at 4:05 PM UTC in I've made a whole lot of mistakes in my life...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Was ya thinkin' that when you were being a peppin pervert paul in the bushes that late night long ago, Matthew?
17. 2018-11-19 at 9:49 PM UTC in HAPPY INTERNATIONAL MEN'S DAY🔨🔧
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Lawwdd love me some male flesh.
18. 2018-11-19 at 8:28 PM UTC in So, my mom passed tonight.
    🐿 African Astronaut
    .
19. 2018-11-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in Khloe Kardashian calls Tristan Thompson a complete piece of shit, for cheating on her...
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Styrofoam has better personality then the whole gene pool.
20. 2018-11-19 at 2:07 PM UTC in So, my mom passed tonight.
    🐿 African Astronaut
    I couldn't imagine. Sorry toker