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  1. 🐿 African Astronaut
    YEAH DO IT FAT BOY
  2. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I would be so fuckin pissied maaaaaaan.
  3. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Erekshun What's my sisters name?



    SKANK ASS BITCH
  4. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian Oh she's a girl alright. 😆

    The hell that suppose to mean?
  5. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls still a dude until proven otherwise

    Exactly
  6. 🐿 African Astronaut
    That suit would not be flattering.
  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls i dont like where this one is going..

    actually the hottest catwoman was michelle phifer


    Yummy
  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    *every thread ever on dh*
  9. 🐿 African Astronaut
    I'm gonna be fuckin rich.
  10. 🐿 African Astronaut
    125$
  11. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER If I went through one of my irl connections, I'd probably grab an escort. It's worth 150-200 bucks to me to not have to deal with all the peripheral bullshit. The online stuff just sketches me out though. If I walked into a hotel room and a bunch of cops walked out of the bathroom and closet, my life would be complete dogshit for a while. Prostitution really shouldn't be illegal. It's a weird thing to arrest someone for.

    200 dollar escort? You gonna end up with a Becky that has 5 teeth and taste like cigarettes. And possibly a dick.
  12. 🐿 African Astronaut
    DRINK TURPENTINE AND PISS ON A FIRE YA SWAMP FUCKING FUCKER FUCK FACE
  13. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Don't you fucking Umm me I don't even care but you shouldn't have done it and you know why you ummed and it's ok gurl we're in this together but remember when something happened and I didn't say Umm? That's me because I'm not the kind of person who says Umm or even a person who cares about it so don't fucking dare ever say umm in reference to anything to do with me again bitch

    i hate you.
  14. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Jesus christ y'all. Why this still being a conversation? Either way, should be history.
  15. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Would you call them mountains or hills?

    You talkin bout Ricky's boner or Poles?
  16. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT posting on here and watching Rick trim my sour diesel plant thats hangin upside down from my ceiling fan

    Did he suck your boner or did you suck his?
  17. 🐿 African Astronaut
    She plays Nintendo 64 eh?
  18. 🐿 African Astronaut
    People eat that Facebook shit up.
  19. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Lots of soap opera action around here lately.
  20. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian It's a squirrel any pics girl?

    Sadly I dont have any squirrel pics except for Google ones. They cute though.
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