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Posts by Daddyissues

  1. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Wwpd.
  2. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by WellHung smoke pluto. be rite back. smh. lol. advice not required.

    I fucking choked. Lmao.
  3. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by POLECAT WUD DAT SNARKY BITCH SAY WAS HER GOD DAMN PROBLEM BETWEEN US THEN!!!! WELL?

    DON'T CHU FUCKIN LIE TO ME GIRL

    I read that in Cade Langmorth's voice.
  4. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo well that's just it, if you're going to fight someone and everything is going as planned and then they take their pants off and start crab walking up the wall it's going to throw your game off

    Lmao.
  5. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by frala I pop pills with my baby mama. Deal with it nigger.

    I love my baby mama... I never let her go
  6. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You're lucky, because K-Mart has a "Zero Tolerance" policy for shoplifting. According to their policy, everyone gets criminally charged, whether you're 16 or 90. No excuses. If I was to let anyone off, I could be fired myself, for contravening company policy, that's how strict they were, although I still did let a few go. There's always those discretionary calls.

    Perfect example of where Sears holding went wrong. Instead of prioritizing the customer experience and hiring top talent, they set their mission to a zero tolerance for theft. Says a lot about the culture and a negative assumption on their customer.
  7. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, these days you would probably start at about $20/hr. After 10 years, you'd probably be making about $50/hour.

    Sounds about right. I'd say at the executive level they're easily making 150k+ a year.

    Idk that this job is as high in demand anymore though. With the insurance companies pay they are probably eliminating this position at a store level and will pay higher premiums. Especially when cutting costs.
  8. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Funny you mention M&Ms, because M&Ms were involved in a shoplifting incident where I was dragged half in and half out of a car driven by the shoplifter, and we were punching back and forth to the head and shoulders the whole time. These two tall, beefy, built guys walk in, looked like the gym types, and they head over to the hardware department. Once there, one of the guys looks at a $30 drill bit for a minute, then pretends to put it back on the hook, but palms it, and then pockets it. They browse some more items for awhile, then they start meandering through the aisles, at which point the same guy that stole the drill bit grabs a bag of M&Ms off the shelf in passing and opens it right up and starts eating them while he continues walking. Next thing you know, he and his buddy are heading straight for the main entrance, with the one still eating the M&Ms and holding the bag right in his hand.

    When they got just past the two big front doors, I came up beside them and flashed my badge and told them they were both under arrest for shoplifting, but they just looked at one another and kept walking. I came around in front of them and blocked their progress, but they went around me, and the guy who didn't steal anything took a swing at me in passing, so I clocked him one right to the head and sent him half down to the ground in a kneel, then he scrambled up and they both ran to their car, with M&Ms dribbling out of the bag the thief was holding onto the pavement. When they got to the car, the one guy hopped in the passenger side, while the driver hopped into the driver's seat, and I ran up just in time to stop his door from closing and jammed it open with my body, and when he started clawing at me and my face, I started wailing on his head with direct punches. While he's taking the punches, he manages to get the key in the ignition, starts the car, and gets it into drive, and blasts off, with me still hanging half in and delivering full shots straight to his head. He raced around in wide arcs in the lot a couple of times at about 60mph, with smoke billowing up from the tires, while I kept delivering shots to his head and upper body, but I finally jumped and rolled free.

    When the cops and I got to his house, after we ran his plate # I had memorized, he came to the door all meek and mild and insisted he had been sleeping the whole time and it wasn't him. One of the cops put his hand on the car's hood and found it was still very hot. After shining a flashlight inside the car, the cop spotted M&Ms spilled all over the rug and seat area on the driver's side. The idiot never let go of that bag, but he left a trail of hard evidence on the parking lot, and in his vehicle. When the cop told him he was fucked, he had to agree. The guy ended up getting a year in jail for assault on an officer and theft, and his buddy was also found guilty, but did not receive jail time.

    Curious.. what does that job pay?

    I work in retail and we have area LP mgrs that oversee 200+ stores. Its specialty so we dont have any on site reps.

    We dont do any extensive reporting or partner them in with any shortage under $500.
  9. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Have you seen the marijuana show frala?
  10. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Le poleket should go on Shark Tank.
  11. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    I drink til I'm drunk. Smoke til I'm high. You can tell im super fly.
  12. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    I work too hard, I care too much, and sometimes I can be too invested in my job.

    Eta: Michael Scott quote.

    Not mine because I certainly dont gloat.

    Lack of sleep will keep me on my grind. But without my caffeine I'm certainty in a bind.
  13. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Lol. I see your OCD is in full effect you homeless nigger.

    And seemingly so, you can't get over the fact that my life is getting bigger.

    I block your number for months at a time..

    And yet here you are.. I guess my presence is truly sublime.

    Don't fret my pet.. we aren't done yet. I know if my lines dont rhyme the compulsions will set.
  14. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Daddyissues
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  16. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    You guys are all over the place with this shit. Lol.

    Fine. Dishwashers should be paid the same as a surgeon.

    Are we okay guis?
  17. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    @ zooks

    Your comparing washing dishes to the intense study of human life.. years of it in fact.

    One small surgeon's error could result in fatality. Dropping a fucking dish perhaps, isnt going to wield the same consequence.

    Washing dishes takes NO complex thought or skill. Your washing a fucking dish. Minimum wage is plenty for that role.

    And no I've never been a dishwasher but I have held low level jobs and made just over minimum wage.

    Fuck eliminating employment because it's a shit job. Do you know the % of people that hate their job that have amazing benefits, make a great income etc? It's high as fuck.

    Forgive me zook, but I dont understand your thought process here. Maybe I'm not following the direction of this conversation.
  18. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by gadzooks But the poor dishwasher is making minimum wage.

    What does wage have to do with it. They are getting paid to do a job. If your only job is to ensure them dishes are clean as fuck.. then damn... make them mother fuckers shine. The pay in this scenario is on par with the job.

    Let's not act like someone whose only job is to clean dishes should do a shit job because they dont make a doctor's salary for cleaning dishes ffs.
  19. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I thought dietpiano was really skinny? 🙃

    We thought the same about you
  20. Daddyissues Tuskegee Airman
    Lol @ kr0z
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