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Posts by Glokula's Homabla

  1. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I realized today that at no point in my life was I not living at the very least a double life in one capacity or another. sometimes the dominant life would be negative with a positive double one and sometimes there would be multifaceted double lives which multiply exponentially along the y axis. Right now I'm living at least 3.5/1 lyfe off the top of my head but likely to be 4.5/1 soon. I need to find the square root and solve for x before they expand at an unsustainable rate

    not having a personality do be fly tho
  2. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    swing swing swinG!
  3. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick likely fabricated

    if it helps you sleep at night
  4. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    inb4 i failed another drug test cuz im a junkie should i off myself for real this time?
  5. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I have no vested interest in fucking up your computer and making you close your 68 tabs of Wikipedia and blogs by people who "debunk" autism by being diagnosed as autistic but still manage to successfully blog about how they can debunk autism by blogging about it.

    ON the topic of self awareness…

    is this a thing. invite me to your community
  6. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo not really, more like something a passive millenial who is unsure of how to obtain anything but the bare necessities lives. Give me your Facebook or I'll beat the shit out of your short gay dad

    i gave you my facebook once and the next day my computer was magically system32'd

    you first so i can add you to the secret trianglism facebook group
  7. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    who's more of a dumb nig nog frog
  8. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    hes busy blaming the jedis for the rain and everything else ever with easily digestible facebook nazi propaganda
  9. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo oh how I wish I spent my life huffing starter fluid in my mom's basement playing runescape and smoking so much fake weed I hallucinate I'm a quasi semblance of a living organism

    sounds pleasurable and very totse chic
  10. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I can function

    i did a nanogram of hydromorphone for my cripple will i spend another 3 years in jail?? the halfway house is too comfy i dont want to give up everything i got going for me
  11. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo this was a pretty inspired shitpost because I was sober literally brought on by reading a HTS post where I thought he might be the world's first tranny with a modicum of self awareness and just snowballed from there

    sploo you are such a massive failure your life peaked when you were 16 and solved a rubix cube and fucked a Russian girl who got off to drowning children. I'd say it's not too late but it probably is

    i can walk
  12. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    like ive been so constipated from Crouton my asshole is gonna pop like a balloon
  13. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com Oh I know who Tommy is now. what brought you here and why do Brits have Chinese Surnames?

    Lund, Lee, Lum etc Why not Chong

    thx for the avatar
  14. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YES PREACH BROTHER
  15. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    i order it online
  16. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Eliza Tenning- I just copy pasted posts from my ex girlfriends Facebook and pretended I was sexually attracted to sploo

    never noticed.

    i give girls blue balls (deoxygenated womb?) all the time im too good for them
  17. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    "What shows numbers farly above 160 ? Real brilliance of reason or crazy senseless escamotage ?"
  18. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    op is a spic hahaha
  19. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    tfw will never be a member of secret trianglist facebook group
    tfw not worthy

    Originally posted by Technologist Now there’s another one you are not like…..Sploo. You don’t go around bragging that you are so much smarter than everyone, and living in mommies basement.

    You’ve go so much more going for you😜
  20. Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla its literally just ground up pieces of your dads corpse soaked in pig's milk and stuffed in a gooey wad into pills

    trying to visualize this post is like a spice trip
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