2018-12-18 at 5:04 PM UTC
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Farm your lawn
I am an empty nester
That's too much food
I got pissed when Wendy's quit selling their spicy nuggets but then I put their chili sauce on the ranch.
I don't have a dog. I had a cat but he got coyoted.
I thought everything was Jake's fault.
2018-12-13 at 7:56 PM UTC
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I want to start a band
Singer because everyone remembers the singer. I can't sing but it doesn't matter these days.
2018-12-13 at 3:45 PM UTC
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Old white women make me sick
You back to drinking again?
2018-12-13 at 2:14 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
My guys are self motivated, I post their numbers for everyone to see
2018-12-13 at 1:38 PM UTC
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Where is K-r-0-z
Fuck if you are stuck on stupid
2018-12-13 at 1:33 PM UTC
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Where is K-r-0-z
Bologna nacho here
In case you are too stupid to figure it out.
2018-12-12 at 9:59 PM UTC
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A million questions
Not an HOA, electric co-op
2018-12-12 at 9:47 PM UTC
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A million questions
Me electric is weird, I prepay and they send me a text when my account gets low. But it's about$5 a day
2018-12-12 at 9:26 PM UTC
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My daughter just died
How is it pronounced?
Geezus? Or heysoos?
2018-12-12 at 8:37 PM UTC
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A million questions
Lol!!!!
Do you know what a word enhancement is?